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Tony: We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

Y/N: huh?

Peter: What?

Tony: Ya' wanna know what was going through my mind this morning?

Rhodey: Nope, but I'm sure you're gonna tell us anyways.

Tony: "I had a long night without sleep. Lemme get a coffee."

Steve: Okay?

Tony: the coffee was perfect. Not too hot that it burns off your taste buds, but hot enough to wake you up.

Y/N: riighhhht?

Tony: Then I thought, "And maybe I'll play some music."

Natasha: Is this going anywhere?

Tony: Shhh. So I went down to my lab and I told Jarvis to drop my needle and started jamming to some AC/DC albums

Y/N: as you should

Tony: I was in a good mood. I had a smile on my face. Everything was just peachy

Bruce: Tony, can we wrap this up? I have a meeting-

Tony: SHHH DONT INTERRUPT

Peter: 👀

Tony: I thought, "Now would be a good time to finish up my Mark 86 prototype blasters."

Everyone: ....

Tony: So I go over to my little work area all excited and imagine my face when I see all my hard work scattered on the floor and desk in pieces.

Y/N: 😮

Natasha: damn.

Steve: Wow.

Tony: So who did it?

Peter: what?

Tony: Who did it? Who broke my project?

Bruce: How do you not know!? You have top level security in all corners of the tower.

Tony: Obviously whoever did it was smart enough and technologically advanced enough to wipe out the good old security camera footage.

Tony: which rules out Capscicle

Steve: Hey! I could do that!

Bucky: Sure you could buddy

Tony: I'm not mad. I just want to know who did it.

Peter: well...

Y/N: Peter shut up. Even you can't be dumb enough to fall for that lie.

Tony: No no. Let the boy speak.

Peter: it wasn't me I swear!!

Peter: Buuuttt....

Y/N: Peter!

Peter: I saw Y/N go down to the lab last night.

Tony: Oh really now?

Y/N: I swear it's not what it looks like.

Tony: it looks like you deliberately broke the rules despite knowing that the lab is off limits when I'm not in there, and broke into my personal space.

Y/N: okay so it's exactly what it looks like.

Clint: damn

Y/N: Shut up bird boy! I didn't break the freaking thingamajig

Tony: prototype blasters

Y/N: Yeah whatever

Steve: Then why exactly were you in the lab, Y/N?

Y/N: That's classified.

Pietro: 🤣

Y/N: Pietro shut up.

Tony: 🤨

Wanda: Pietro. Do you know something?

Tony: Yeah Speedy. Spill it or you'll be on the cleaning crew for the next two months.

Pietro: Y/N and I were bored so we started playing truth or dare. I dared them to sneak into your lab and get the really good alcohol. Then we got wasted and almost fell off the roof.

Y/N: Yeahhh...but istg I didn't touch anything else.

Tony: Are you guys serious? Who even hired you!?

Steve: I did.

Tony: Oh that makes much more sense

Nat: Okay but if it wasn't Y/N, then who was it?

Bruce: What was Peter even doing in that section of the compound?

Tony: Oh hey Bruce! I didn't realize you were here

Bruce: Nobody ever does

Peter: Well- I...well...

Steve: Peter?

Peter: OKAY! I WENT INTO THE LAB

Y/N: Well that was easy

Peter: Steve put up a convincing argument

Rhodey: 🤨

Peter: But I swear I didn't touch your stuff Mr. Stark!

Tony: Then why were you in my lab?

Peter: I can't tell you.

Tony: Why not?

Peter: I- I just can't.

Y/N: look who's being suspicious now

Tony: Fine if you won't tell me, I guess I'll just have to call up that oddly attractive aunt of yours and-

Peter: Okay okay geez.

Peter: I may or may not have gone in your lab to look for something that Morgan wanted

Tony: what??

Peter: Well- Morgan saw that it was snowing outside and wanted to go sledding, but the old sled in your garage was broken.

Sam: oh. Wow. I wonder how that happened 😅

Bucky: 😑

Tony: What does that have to do with going in my lab?

Peter: well the last time I was in there, I saw Mr. Steve's shield on the floor. So I was going to use it as a sled for Morgan, but I couldn't find it.

Natasha: what was Steve's shield doing in Tony's lab-

Tony: So not only did you invade my personal space, but you tried to take something that wasn't yours and you tried to endanger my child?

Peter:...yes?

Pietro: LMAOOO

Wanda: Why are you laughing? You're not off the hook

Pietro: 👁️👄👁️

Tony: THAT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN HOW MY PROJECT WAS DESTROYED!

Y/N: Is it really that serious? Do we HAVE to find out who did it. You can fix it right?

Tony: you know more, don't you?

Y/N: whaaaaat? What gives you that idea.

Tony: You're desperate to move on and you used way too many "a's" in the word what.

Y/N: *sigh* fine. I saw Vision phase through the wall to your lab in the middle of the night.

Vision: SNITCHES END UP IN DITCHES

Y/N: what?

Natasha: huh?

Vision: I'm not quite sure, that came out of nowhere.

Wanda: Vis, we've talked about using doors.

Vision: yes, sorry Wanda darling.

Tony: Whether or not he used a door is not the problem! Why would my own creation betray me like this!?

Bruce: 😐

Vision: Sir, if I may-

Tony: you may not!

Steve: hey! Let the guy speak.

Tony: since when do you tell me what to do?

Steve: I'm literally the captain of the Avengers, Stark.

Vision: I sincerely promise, I did not ruin your prototype.

Tony: then what were you doing in the lab?

Vision: I was trying to temporarily disable the security cameras and could only do so from your lab.

Tony: WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO DO THAT!?

Wanda:🧍🏼‍♀️

Tony: You know what, I don't want to know.

Y/N: none of us do.

Vision: I turned them back on an hour later, but I fear I may have been too late.

Tony: Ya'think!?

Tony: I can't believe how incredibly irresponsible you all are.

Rhodey: you're one to talk

Tony: Hey! You're supposed to have my back!

Rhodey: Not on this one Tones.

Steve: It's not fair for you to always blame us for what happened to your things. Maybe you should've put it away!

Tony: I shouldn't have to do that!! IT'S MY LAB!!

Y/N: You're all immature

Pietro: I don't think we have the ability to talk here, Y/N.

Bruce: can I go-

Wanda: Pietro stay out of it

Pietro: I was staying out of it!

Tony: And who even made you captain!?

Steve: You need to learn your place, Stark.

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Thor: HELLO MIDGUARDIANS

Thor: WHAT IS ALL THE BICKERING ABOUT

Tony: someone broke into my lab and broke my prototype.

Thor: OH- UM...HAHA. YOU'LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS, I PROMISE, BUT UH THAT WAS MY BAD.

Tony:...

Y/N: I don't think he finds it hilarious

Thor: APOLOGIES STARK, BUT I HAD JUST GOTTEN A LETTER FROM JANE BREAKING THINGS OFF BETWEEN US AND I WAS FILLED WITH RAGE.

Tony: so you break MY things!?

Thor: IT WASN'T INTENTIONAL I JUST PUNCHED THE NEAREST THING.

Tony: But why were you even near it!?

Thor: OH YES, I WAS COMING TO TELL YOU THAT LOKI WOULD BE STAYING WITH US FOR A SHORT WHILE BUT LEFT AFTER I COULDN'T FIND YOU.

Tony: WHAT!?

Steve: You want to bring a criminal into Avengers tower!?

Thor: He's my brother and he needs a place to stay.

Natasha: he killed eighty people in two days.

Thor: he's adopted-

Bruce: No no no! You can't bring him here! He'll try to kill us!

Thor: LOKI HAS TURNED OVER A NEW LEAF

Clint: He only has one leaf and both sides are the same.

Thor: FINE, WE'LL TAKE A VOTE. BLUE IF YOU THINK LOKI SHOULDN'T COME AND GREEN IF YOU THINK HE SHOULD.

Thor: 💚

Tony: 💙

Steve: 💙

Peter: 💙

Natasha: 💙

Sam: 💙

Clint: 💙

Bucky: 💙

Wanda: 💙

Vision: 💙

Rhodey: 💙

Y/N: 💚

Natasha: really, Y/N?

Y/N: what!? He's kinda hot!

Tony: 🤦🏻

Thor: IT'S SETTLED THEN. HE'S STAYING

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Tony: GET BACK HERE POINT BREAK! YOU WERE OUT NUMBERED

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Pietro: Well this has been fun but I should really start running from Wanda now.

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Wanda: You can run! But you can't hide!

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Peter: Uhm...yeah. I'm gonna go too...

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Steve: you're all grounded

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Bruce: Nobody even let me answer!

{This was inspired by that one audio that's like, "So...who broke it?" Ykwim? Anyways, thank you for reading <3}