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Ajak has created a chat room

Ajak has added Sersi, Druig, Sprite, Phastos, Gil, Thena, Y/N, Ikaris, Kingo, and Makkari

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Ajak: Hello everyone

Sprite: Hi Ajak!

Sersi: Hey!

Y/N: hiiii

Thena: Is everything alright, Ajak?

Ajak: Yes, of course. I just miss you guys.

Y/N: Awww, we miss you too!

Ajak: What if we all got together?

Sersi: I think that's a great idea! It can be like a family gathering

Gil: Thena and I would be happy to host!

Sprite: Is Ikaris coming?

Sprite: I'll go if Ikaris goes. 

Kingo: Mhmm

Druig: Nah, this is lame. I'm not coming.

Y/N: Why not!?

Druig: Why not!? I'll tell you why not, I don't like any of you.

Makkari: Any of us?

Druig: N-

Druig: ....

Y/N: 👀

Phastos: I don't know about this guys. Jack's birthday is coming up and Ben and I were going to take him to Disney Land. 

Y/N: We'll make sure you get back in time!

Phastos: Alright, but only as long as we keep the drama to a minimum. 

Kingo: US? DRAMA? Never. 😤

Y/N: Yeaah...never 🙄

Ajak: It'll be nice to catch up with all of you. 

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Ikaris: What is this?

Y/N: It's a group chat

Ikaris: Oh.

Sprite: Will you come to our family gathering?

Ikaris: Will Sersi be there?

Sersi: Yes. I will. 

Ikaris: 😏

Ikaris: I'll be there.

Makkari: So Druig? Will you come?

Druig: I guess, but I don't want anyone talking to me. If you talk, you die.

Y/N: I-

Druig: Talk, you die.

Phastos: But-

Druig: Talk...You die. 

Gil: Anyways.

Gil: This will be so much fun! We can all catch up and have a glass of beer as we talk about our lives.

Kingo: NO! I'm not falling for your silly tricks again. NOBODY DRINK THE BEER!

Y/N: What is that about?

Sersi: No idea.

Sprite: Well, better get packing. The sooner we see each other, the better, right? I love you Ikaris.

Sprite: *all

Sprite: It was a typo

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Makkari: I'm already so excited!! I'll be sure to bring some of my collectables to show you all.

Druig: My beautiful beautiful Makkari, we'd love to see them. 

Y/N: *screeches in lonely*

Kingo: Don't worry, Y/N. You're not really my type, but if it's a casual companion you need, I'm your guy!

Y/N: Uhh...No thanks K. 

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Y/N: Where did he go off to?

Makkari: Probably got bored

Makkari: He's funny like that

Y/N: Save it for the reunion ya' big simp. 

Makkari: 🤨

Ajak: I love you guys. Hope to see you soon

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Sersi: Bye everyone!! 

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Phastos: Yeah, I should probably get going too. Ben and I are having a date night, but we need to find a replacement for Jack's babysitter. 

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Makkari: I guess we're leaving

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Gil: I'll make sure to clean up a bit around here. Thena, darling, will you help me?

Thena: No. 

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Gil: Isn't she just lovely.

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Y/N: They just need to get together already. 

Kingo: Like you and me?

Y/N: Kingo, it's never gonna happen.

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Kingo: *sigh*

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Ikaris: Siri, how do I betray my family?