[Avengers is online]

Thor of Asguard: TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY! :D

Tony: Your what?!

Clint: ...?

Thor of Asguard: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! WELL MY MIDGUARDIAN BIRTHDAY THAT I WAS GIVEN BY LADY JANE!! :D :D

Natasha: Oh...

Bruce: Great... *sigh*

Thor of Asguard: AND SINCE I GOT ONE WISH FROM THIS MAGIC BIRTHDAY CAKE! I NOW ANNOUCE THAT THIS DAY, IS POPTART DAY!!! *throws poptarts* :D

Thor of Asguard: POPTARTS FOR EVERYONE ON POPTART DAY! NOW IT'S TIME FOR PRESENTS!!! :D

Tony: Okay! I got one!

[Thor of Asguard has become THOR OF POPTARTS]

THOR OF POPTARTS: THANK YOU MAN OF IRON! THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT I HAVE EVER GOTTEN!!! :D :D :D

Tony: You're welcome Thor!

Clint: Ehm, me and Natasha bought you poptarts... :)

THOR OF POPTARTS: THANK YOU MR. BARTON AND LADY ROMANOFF!

Natasha: :)

Bruce: Me and Steve will take you out for Shwarma!

THOR OF POPTARTS: THANK YOU BANNER AND MR. ROGERS!

THOR OF POPTARTS: BUT FIRST I MUST GO WITH LADY JANE ON OUR DATE! GOODBYE DEAR FRIENDS!

[Jane is online]

Jane: C'mon Thor lets go

THOR OF POPTARTS: I WILL COME LADY JANE!

[Jane is offline]

[Avengers is offline]