Thor is ignoring Loki

[Loki is online]

[Loki has invited Tony, Bruce, Steve and Clint online]

Tony: What's up Loki?

Steve: What is so important I was playing strip poker with Skylar!

Loki: It seems like Thor is ignoring me. I need your help to find out if that is true...

Clint: Really? You want our help?

Loki: ...kinda.

Steve: Well, we will help you, if you do us a favor back. And hurry up!

Loki: What?

Tony: Just that we all have a favor from you if we ever need, that you owe us.

Loki: ...hm... okay then.

Bruce: Okay, so what do we do?

Loki: After I log out you invite Thor on and talk about these new tastes of poptart and stuff, then I'll log on and see if he logs off. Then I will log off, and he will log back on and-

Steve: We get it, start!

Loki: Okay, start!

[Loki is offline]

[Tony has invited Thor online]

Steve: Thor have you heard of this new flavours of poptart?

Thor: NEW FLAVOURS? I THOUGHT I KNEW EVERYTHING!

Tony: Well, there is this new flavours-

[Loki is online]

[Thor is offline]

Loki: ...-.-

Bruce: Yep, he is ignoring you man.

Loki: Over again!

Steve: KIDDING I WANNA GO BACK!!

[Loki is offline]

[Thor is online]

Bruce: Well so it is this-

[Loki is online]

[Thor is offline]

Loki: ARGH!

Steve: We're not-

Loki: AGAIN!

Steve: *groan*

[Loki is offline]

[Thor is online]

Tony: As we were trying to say-

[Loki is online]

[Thor is offline]

Loki: ...

Steve: DONE NOW?!

Tony: Really Steve...? It is that funny.

Steve: She was about to take of her shirt. YES!

[Loki is offline]

[Thor is online]

Steve: It's said that-

[Lady Jane is online]

Thor: HI LADY JANE!

[Lady Jane has become Loki]

Loki: WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME?!

Thor: O.O BECAUSE I AM!

[Thor is offline]

Loki: I am giving up... You guys can go...

Steve: WOOOH HERE I COME SKYLAR!

[Steve is offline]

Tony: What is wrong with him...?

Bruce: You know, I think they got a thing for strip poker...

Clint: Yeah, I wish me and Natasha could have that too... :(

Tony: Really...?

Clint: You don't wanna see Natasha naked?

Tony: ... good point.

Bruce: *shivers* I'll just... go.

[Bruce is offline]

Tony: He is so...

Clint: helpless...?

Tony: Yea-

Me: You guys know he got married twice... right?

Tony: WHAT?! oOo

Clint: WTF? o0o

Tony: HE WHAT?! NOT EVEN I DID THAT!!!

Clint: What the actual f*ck of god and holy shizz, WHAT?!

Me: ... read the cartoons guys.

Tony: I'll go do that right now.

Clint: Right behind you!

[Tony is offline]

[Clint is offline]

Me: Hehe...

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I am not kidding, go and read about the hulk, you'll see. And yeah, I was shocked too...

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