The stories of Clint in the lab
[Tony is online]
[Pepper is online]
[Bruce is online]
[Steve is online]
[Skylar is online]
[Natasha is online]
[Apple is online]
[Thor is online]
[Loki is online]
JARVIS: Sir, Mr. Barton is in you lab again.
Tony: I'll check out! *mumbles* I swear, if he is using my arc reactor to make popcorn again...
[Tony is offline]
Skylar: He has done that?
Natasha: Oh yes... -.- Wanna tell them Pepper?
Pepper: Well, he has done a lot of weird things in Tony's lab, Barton.
Natasha: A lot.
Skylar: Okay, I'm listening.
Apple: Yeah, me too.
Bruce: If you're gonna tell stories I might as well listen too.
Pepper: Okay, the time he used the arc reactor to make popcorn.
Natasha: That was a funny one.
Pepper: I know, right?!
Natasha: Yeah, exactly.
Skylar: Go on, tell us.
Pepper: Well, the moral of the story is. Never use the arc reactor to make popcorn.
Natasha: Basically Clint just used the arc reactor to make popcorn and he was riddled with corn. It was hilarious. And he got Tony on his neck. Though he also got lots of extra delicious popcorn. I don't doubt that he will do it again.
Apple: I wanna taste that popcorn.
Skylar: We all want Apps.
Apple: Really...?
Skylar: You call me Sky.
Apple: Bad excuse...
Skylar: That was actually a really good one. What else has he done?
Pepper: Well, he did try to use parts of Tony's iron man suits as arrows.
Apple: Really...? I just lost all respect for uncle Hawkeye -.-
Natasha: We all did, ages ago. That was no surprise.
Pepper: Oh, and he has also-
[Clint is online]
Clint: NO! I DIDN'T MAKE POPCORN AGAIN TONY!! I AM NOT AN IDIOT!
Natasha: No Clint, you're a moron.
Clint: ... -.-
[Tony is online]
Tony: I really don't believe you Clint.
Clint: I DIDN'T FREAKING MAKE POPCORN!!
Tony: I still don't believe you, depending on the red dots on your skin. It indicates that you were riddled with corn, again.
Clint: Okay, I give in. I did make popcorn with your arc reactor.
Tony: Like I didn't know...
Clint: Well it tastes really delicious. Try it! *hands popcorn*
Tony: Nom, that was actually very good. It doesn't mean I give you permission to keep making arc reactor popcorn. Though.
Clint: Okay, I get the point. I won't do it again.
Tony: That's what you said the last time too... -.-
Clint: Just let it go. I didn't destroy anything, did I?
Tony: No, but leave my lab alone anyway!
Clint: Okay okay, easy. I will.
[Clint is offline]
Natasha: I'll go make sure he doesn't do anything. And... I'll also eat the popcorn.
Tony: Thanks Natasha.
[Natasha is offline]
Apple: Clint is weird. He really is a birdbrain, but I like him for that.
Tony: You are smart. Why would you like Barton?
Apple: He is cool, and he breaks rules. I need no other reason.
Tony: Well, that was reassuring... *sarcasm*
Apple: Hehhe. Bye.
[Apple is offline]
[Tony is offline]
Pepper: Bye, gotta go with Tony.
[Pepper is offline]
Skylar: Wanna do something funny Steve?
Steve: It's a date.
Skylar: That made no sence.
Steve: Who cares?
[Steve is offline]
[Skylar is offline]
Bruce: Thor, you there?
Thor: I AM HERE DR. BANNER, AND MY BROTHER TOO.
Loki: Hi. And I AM NOT YOUR BROTHER!!!
Bruce: Shawarma?
Thor: HOW CAN I SAY NO?
Bruce: Let's go then.
Thor: BYE BROTHER!
[Thor is offline]
[Bruce is offline]
Loki: ARGH!! I AM NOT YOUR BROTHER!!!
[Loki is offline]
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Haha, hope you liked this. I got the idea from Avengers Assemble on Disney, haha. It were this one episode where JARVIS was all like: "Mr. Barton, the arc reactor is not for making popcorn." Soo... I used it.
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