Stag party or whatever

[All the boys are online]

Tony: I AM SO READY FOR THIS

Natasha: don't get too drunk please

Steve: haha Natasha counts as a boy xD

Natasha: No I have been online for three hours waiting for you guys

Clint: ... Seriously what?

Natasha: ... I haven't, I just got on three minutes before you guys

Clint: well umm, I love you but please leave?

Tony: pretty please with a cherry on top?

Natasha: just don't get too drunk I'd like to marry a sober man tomorrow please

Clint: dw nat it'll be fine

Natasha: for your sake I hope so

[Natasha is offline]

Bucky: she's like so cold

Clint: ..tell me about it

StarBucksLord: xD xD

Steve: well what first?

Tony: PARTY!!

Clint: TOTALLY!!

Bruce: OH OH LET'S PLAY MARIO CART I RULE IT

Loki: TRY ME BANNER

Bruce: OH DON'T WORRY I WILL

Loki: *three more Loki's appear* ehehe

Bruce: CHEATING CHEATING!!

Tony: IDEAAAA

Tony: ALL THOSE WHO LOOSE HAVE TO TAKE A SHOT

Clint: YESS GOOD IDEA

Bucky: ANYONE CARE TO EXPLAIN WHAT MARIO CART IS?

StarBucksLord: Dw Man I was confused at first too, things changes in 26 years and that was how long I was not on earth

Tony: I SHALL SHOW YOU STEVE AND CLINT'S FRIEND

Bucky: yeah thanks Stark

Tony: no problem Barnes

Tony: *shows controller and starts explaining to bucky*

*five minutes later*

Bucky: WOHOOO I WON I RULED ALL YOU GUYS BAMMM

Tony: shut up you weren't that good

Bucky: that's just bc you can't take not being the best at everything Stark

Steve: shut up sass-master

Bucky: you love me really

Steve: yeah

Tony: but I don't (A/N: civil war starts)

Clint: guys guys this is my party remember?

StarBucksLord: yeah I do remember that Cliny

Clint: oh shush only Nat can call me that

Me: oh and me

Clint: LEAVE

Me: whatever bro

Clint: I hate you

Tony: anyway guys, we had a deal, those who loose have to take a shot

Bucky: yeah time to accept your loosery

Steve: Buck that's not a word...

Bucky: no one cares Mr. Perfect Grades

Steve: I h8 u

Bucky: naw you don't

Steve: <.<

Tony: *hands out shots to everyone except Bucky* drink up boys

Steve: what is even the point for me?

Tony: shut up and drink rogers

Bucky: mhm accept your losery *smirk*

Steve: *rolls eyes* whatever *drinks shot*

Steve: oh wow I truly feel the losery

Bucky: *smirks proudly* see that's a good loser

Steve: -.- fu barnes

Clint: SO ANOTHER ROUND THEN!

Bucky: HAHA I WILL WIN LOSERS!

Tony: HELL NAW

Steve: OH STOP YOU TWO LET'S JUST PLAY

*10 minutes later*

Bucky: TAKE THAT STARK I WON AGAIN

Bruce: THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY GAME

Tony: hey hey bro chill don't hulk out

Bruce: PLEASE DON'T MENTION THAT IT'S NOT GONNA HELP TONY

Bucky: IDGAF BC I WON BIATCHES

Steve: you really found your place in the 21st century didn't you

Bucky: yup

StarBucksLord: I'M SO PROUD

Clint: CAN WE JUST TAKE THE SHITS ALREADY

Steve: xD

Clint: *****SHOTS

Clint: I MEANT SHOTS

Tony: hahah lol

Bucky: leggo

Tony: *hands shots to everyone but bruce*

Thor: I MUST SAY I ENJOY THIS GAME AND ALL YOUR BICKERING MIDGARDIAN FRIENDS

Clint: Good for you Thor

Loki: I'm getting bored, how is Barnes winning?

Bucky: IM AWESOME OKAY

Loki: no but I mean seriously this is getting ridiculous

Bucky: It's just the game accept it loser

Loki: I literally have magic

Thor: WELL THE MORTALS DO NOT MY DEAR BROTHER THAT WOULD NOT BE FAIR PLAY

Loki: do you even think I actually care

Clint: YOU BETTER OR I'LL KICK YOU OUT

Loki: I'll kick you out

[Loki has kicked out Clint from the chat]

Bruce: oh no

Tony: damn

Bucky: what what's happening?

StarBucksLord: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Thor: OH DEAR BROTHER LOKI NOT THIS AGAIN

[Clint is online]

Clint: FIGHT ME BIATCH

Loki: OH I WILL

StarBucksLord: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[Everyone except Steve has left the chat]

Steve: goddammit

[Steve is offline]

_____________

So that was a little thing

Sorry for literally always taking 50 years to do anything at all

I'm not even trying at this pound but here ya go, I'll be wrapping this up soon bc I won't be able to keep going for much longer

I might make a new one bc I can but idk

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