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#Grootforpresident

[Everyone is online]

Tony: who is the president anyway

Bruce: omg Tony

Steve: how can you not know

StarBucksLord: he's like the best president

Bucky: #buckyforpresident

Tony: OH NO U DON'T

Bucky: YOU WANT A WAR STARK?!

Pepper: SHUT UP

Groot: I AM GROOT

Rocket: he says he's the president

Ray: how did he even win people don't understand a word he says

Rocket: HAVE YOU SEEN HIS EYES

Clint: HAMSTER SHUT UP

Rocket: NOT A HAMSTER BIATCH

Groot: I AM GROOT

rocket: he says he heard you blew up the Statue of Liberty

Tony: ...

Pepper: *elbows tony*

Tony: I did

Groot: I AM GROOT

Rocket: ROFL-.... *clears throat* He says he's angry and he'll need you to pay back for it, and apologize to France

Dom: *with Robert on her hip* YEAH APOLOGIZE IRON-ASS

Bruce: Dom, please, don't swear in front of our child

Dom: tHIS IS MY COUNTRY WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU LITTLE MERDE

Bruce: IT DOESN'T HELP THAT IT'S IN FRENCH

Groot: I AM GROOT!!

Rocket: He says SHUT UP!!!

Bucky: *has popcorn and 3D glasses once more*

StarBucksLord: *joins bucky* GIVE HIM IN GROOT

Bucky: YEAH

Tony: HEY

Skylar: you blew up the Statue of Liberty, the sign of America itself how do you expect Americans to not hate u

Tony: BUT THEY'RE MY FRIENDS

StarBucksLord: ...you hate me *munches on popcorn*

Bucky: I never liked you... *munches on popcorn*

Tony: OKAY MAYBE NOT BUT THEY'RE ON MY SIDE

Bucky: ... no we're not

StarBucksLord:  what bf said

Clint: sTOP

Tony: OKAY THEN SO I GUESS NO ONE IS ON MY SIDE ANYMORE

Loki: well technically I am

Apple: yeah me too, America sucks

Steve: OFFENSIVE

Apple: WHATEVER YOU SUCK

Steve: MEAN

Apple: I AM! LIVE WITH IT

Groot: I AM GROOT

Rocket: ANYWAY people! Mr Stark I'd like you to do what you were told to do

Tony: fine fine here's the money you needed Groot

Tony: AND I'M SORRY FRANCE FOR DESTROYING YOUR GIFT TO AMERICA

Rocket: you know no one can hear you in a chatroom right

Tony: and?

Rocket: whatever dude... let's go Mr. President

Groot: I am Groot

Rocket: very good ...Quill, you joining us?

StarBucksLord: umm *looks at bucky* buck, may I...

Bucky: Pete, this is your job, ofc you can go save the Galaxy *winks*

StarBucksLord: *begins to walk away* *stop* *turns around* IM GONNA MISS U BF *runs back and hugs bucky*

Bucky: IMMA MISS U TOO *hugs back*

Clint: OMFG STOP BEING SO DRAMATIC GUYS

Me: I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT POE AND FINN HUG HELP ME

StarBucksLord: I'll have to go bf

Bucky: ik go be brave now soldier, I'll be here waiting for ya okay?

StarBucksLord: *wipes tear* *hugs again* okay

Bucky: good *pats shoulder*

StarBucksLord: bye bf

Bucky: bye my little Star Lord

Steve: I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BF

StarBucksLord: SHUT UP ROGERS BUCKY IS MY BOYFRIEND

Steve: :(

[Rocket is offline]

[Mr. President Groot is offline]

StarBucksLord: gtg bye bf

[StarBucksLord is offline]

Bucky: ily bye

Steve: EXCUSE ME

Skylar: EXCUSE ME

Steve: I SAID NOTHING

Clint: WHAT ABOUT ME

Natasha: WHAT ABOUT ME

Clint: I SAID NOTHING

Bucky: us singles gotta stick together ya know

Bucky: I mean well technically we're not single anymore ey

Steve: NO

Clint: DON'T RUIN LE FOURSOME

Me: DO WHATEVER YOU WANT AS LONG AS YOU DATE ONE OF THEM

Bucky: I AM YAY

Clint: BUT THE FOURSOME

Bucky: I NEVER SAID I'M BREAKING UP WITH U AND STEVE

Steve: GOOD

Clint: GOOD

Bucky: WANNA GO ON A DATE CLINY

Clint: YASS OFC

Natasha: ME THO

Clint: shhh

[Clint has logged everyone off]

Me: STARSPANGLEDBUCLINTLORD *squeals*

Me: omg *faints*
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#Grootforpresident

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