[Loki is online]

Loki: *is holding Ingrid in arms* now nieche

Loki: I wanna teach you some lessons in life

Loki: first of all uncle Loki is awesome, this is the most important thing ever to remember

Loki: second of all uncle Loki is the coolest and aunt Apple is the bestest girl ever in the universe and this is something you must remember nieche

Loki: third of all AVPM is the most awesome musical ever in the universe and nieche must remember

Loki: fourth of all nieche must listen to everything uncle Loki says because he is awesome

Loki: fifth of all don't listen to your father, he sucks but he is the best brother

Loki: sixth of all if uncle Loki ever has kids you must remember to be a great cousin to them nieche

Loki: seventh of all uncle Loki thinks you are awesome and that means you don't let nobody tell you any different

Loki: eight of all uncle Loki will teach you magic when you get older but you must not tell your father or your mother

Loki: ninth of all, grandfather sucks balls and you must never speak to him or let him hold you

Loki: tenth of all the world is a bad place but you can get through it with positivity and love don't make the mistake uncle Loki made with feeling hatred nieche

Loki: eleventh of all the avengers are a weird bunch of people that might hurt you with flames but they also have some kids called Skye and Edward that you should be friends with

Loki: twelfth of all tacos is much better than shawarma no matter what avengers tell you

Loki: thirteenth of all pizza rules, especially when you eat it while watching Harry Potter

Loki: fourteenth of all, if you're awesome enough then you can get an army of fanboys or girls and you can use them to do whatever you want, but don't rob a bank or kick the president (unless it's trump)

Loki: fifteenth of all, "uncle" Bucky is awesome with girl clothes so go to him for advice

Loki: sixteenth of all, "uncle" Tony is mental but he makes the awesomest things so if you be a good girl to him you will get something out of it

Loki: seventeenth of all "uncle" Steve is a boring ass but he knows right and wrong so you should listen to him, at least sometimes

Loki: eighteenth of all the star lord dude that always hangs around here is a crazy pervert but he knows the best coffees on Starbucks and has this awesome space ship so it's worth getting on his good side by throwing parties and drinking much coffee

Loki: nineteenth of all there is no better nieche than you, even if you have a brother or sister you are still my favorite, but don't tell anyone that

Loki: twentieth of all "aunt" pepper is important to watch out for, but she can be cool when you get a date

Loki: twenty-first of all "aunt" Ray is kind of weird but she seems awesome so be cool with her bc "uncle" Bucky will love you

Loki: twenty-second of all "aunt" Skylar is cool but you must watch out she might take you to watch porn or something

Loki: Twenty-third of all uncle Loki loves you very much and so does all the others and you are the best nieche that will ever be

Loki: *puts Ingrid in her bed bc she had fall asleep in his arms* nieche

[Loki is offline]

[everyone has turned off invisibility]

Apple: wtf

Tony: Hey!

StarBucksLord: tru

Skylar: I WOULD NOT DO THAT

Thor: I THINK THIS WAS VERY SWEET!!!
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I have no idea lol

Sorry I haven't updated in like 50 years but yeah here you go