[Jarvis is online]
[Avengers are online]
[Loki is online]
[Bucky is online]
[Skylar is online]
[Dom is online]
[Apple is online]
Steve: *sits on the couch armrest watching people waking up while eating shawarma*
Bucky: *lies in the couch eating shawarma while watching people*
Loki: *sits on floor with medical-aid set*
Tony: why is my arm bandaged?
Bruce: why is the tower destroyed?
Bucky: what is the avenginator doing on the floor split in half?
Steve: ...really Bucky?
Bucky: *whispers* the sass lives
Skylar: can someone please explain?!
Steve: okay so the avenginator turned out to be evil and he sprayed us with some kind of gas and we fainted. But then Loki woke up first and an hour later Bucky and I woke up and there were dragons attacking the city. So Loki said that he'd find and take out the avenginator while Bucky and I went off to fight the dragons. It showed up that they were electronical so Bucky took them out with this device and then JARVIS came on the chatroom saying that he were being taken out by the avenginator so Bucky and I flew back on a dragon and Bucky did that *points to avenginator*
Bucky: ...and that's what happened
Tony: woah
Bruce: that was a lot
Tony: ...but why is my arm bandaged again?
Steve: you sure you want to know...?
Tony: pretty sure I should
Loki: you will be angry... I think
Steve: Bucky ripped out the microchip that is controlling the avenginator from your arm
Tony: YOU WHAT?!
Bucky: sorry man, I had to stop him
Tony: WHY ME?! WHY NOT BRUCE?!!
Bruce: HEY!
Bucky: I don't particularly like you... your father was a sh*t and you're worse (A/N: civil war starts)
Tony: ...thanks
Steve: so yeah... that was it
Apple: OMG these dragons are so cool!! Can I keep one?!
Everyone: nO.
Apple: aww man... :(
Loki: don't worry my queen, there are many other cool things in Asgard, you can join me when I return
Apple: Awesome!!
[Jarvis is online]
Jarvis: ahh it's good to be back
Tony: first time you've been out for a while huh?
Jarvis: yes sir
Tony: well now we need to clean up this mess
Jarvis: very well sir
Bruce: ...so what now?
Steve: fix that maybe *points at destroyed New York*
Skylar: ... Oh crap, wait where is Skye?
Steve: OMG no what if something happened to her!!
Skylar: I just remembered, she's with Pepper and Edward and Charlie.
Steve: ...puh
Bucky: lucky that she was right now though... kinda ironic that they're not here right now...
Steve: true
Tony: yeah that was really lucky
Bucky: ya know I've been meaning to ask, what happened to Peggy.
Steve: she has alzheimer, every time I go there she tells me "steve, you're alive! You came back!"
Bucky: so she's alive still? That's pretty impressing tho
Steve: yeah, but if you want to know more about it you and I have a museum to visit
Bucky: I have already been there
Steve: you really went to visit a museum
Bucky: it's about us why would I not?
Steve: good point
Bucky: Hey anyway, come over I've ordered pizza
Steve: Oh YUSSS, see you later Sky
[Stucky is offline]
Tony: *chuckles*
Skylar: Hey wait-.... oh whatever...
Bruce: come over? -.- They're in the same room... On the same couch...
[Skylar is offline]
Clint: Nat?
Natasha: yes.
[Clintasha is offline]
Tony: *chuckles*
Bruce: ... Banner out
[Bruce is offline]
Dom: Yeah bye Tony
[Dom is offline]
Tony: still not used to the fact that she's pregnant now... like imagining Bruce doing... you know... not used to it...
Loki: Nope
Apple: agreed man
Thor: I AM NOT QUITE SURE IF I UNDERSTAND!!!
Apple: dw about it Thor
Thor: OKAY LADY A!!
[Thor is offline]
[Lokiabelle is offline]
Tony: *chuckles*
JARVIS: you are really enjoying yourself... are you not sir?
Tony: yep *chuckles*
[Tony is offline]
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Idk what this was, buy Stucky eh
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