[Avengers are online]

[Bucky is online]

[Skylar is online]

[Loki is online]

[Apple is online]

[StarBucksLord is online]

Bruce: OMG OMG I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER WTF I'M NOT PREPARED FOR THIS

Tony: Chill bro it's gonna be cool

Bruce: WHAT IF DOM DIES

Bruce: WHAT IF I DIE

Bruce: WHAT IF THE BABY DIES TONY HELP ME

Tony: bruce listen you are all gonna be fine, your son shall be healthy and happy as he has been this far

Clint: dude that's real nice

Tony: Bruce is my bro ofc I'm nice

Bruce: thank you Tony

Apple: wait.. YOU'RE HAVING A SON?!

Apple: THAT'S AWESOME DUDE

Bruce: yeah I am, we're thinking of naming him Robert :)

Natasha: aww after you that's adorable (A/N: also after RDJr bc SCIENCE BROS)

Bucky: wait what is his name Robert

Bruce: Robert Bruce Banner

Bucky: ahhh I get it

Bruce: OKAY NOW I'M STRESSED TONY HELP

Tony: I'M COMING BRO UNCLE TONY IS ON THE WAY

Apple: AUNT AUNT APPLE WILL JOIN YOU BC BROM IS HAVING A BABY!!!!

Skylar: aunt aunt

Apple: well since I call ya'll my aunts and uncles I'm kind of like aunt times two

Skylar: that made no sense

Bucky: IT MADE PERFECT SENSE

StarBucksLord: IT MADE PERFECT SENSE

Bucky: bro

StarBucksLord: bro

Bucky: *wipes tear* ily bro

StarBucksLord: *hugs* SAME BRO

Clint: wtf have I done

Steve: my question every day there Barton

Natasha: wtf have I done

Tony: FOCUS GUYS BRUCE IS HAVING A BABY

Apple: DON'T CHAT WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING TONY

Tony: SORRYYY

Clint: anyway Buck where's Ray gone?

Bucky: she has work at shield rn

Steve: what is with you two anyway

Bucky: idk tbh

StarBucksLord: *wipes tear* internet talk, I'm so proud of u buck *brofist*

Bucky: all bc of you bro *brofist*

Clint: WHAT HAVE I DONE

Me: I think the real question here is what have I done

Clint: WHAT HAVE WE DONE

Me: WHAT HAVE WE DONE *hugs*

Clint: *hugs*

Natasha: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS

Tony: WHY IS CLINT FRIENDS WITH HER

Clint: ALL MY FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER INSTEAD WHAT DO I DO

StarBucksLord: BUT CLINY

Bucky: WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS *hugs clint*

StarBucksLord: *hugs Clint*

Me: *is being squished in between three huge man asses* this is all I ever dreamed *wipes tear*

Clint: hunger games marathon?

Bucky: YASSS BIATCHES

StarBucksLord: YASS SPACEDAMES

Clint: NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS BUT SURE

Bruce: THIS PART WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ME

[Dom is online]

Dom: AND ME

Me: TOO BAD STARBUCLINTLORD IS MY BAEE SHIP AND EVERYTHING IS ABOUT THEM

Steve: ME THO

Skylar: STYLAR STEVIE

Me: STARSPANGLEDBUCLINTLORD THEN ROGERS HAPPY NOW?

Steve: ...yes

Bruce: EVERYONE CAN WE FOCUS ON THE FACT THAT I JUST HAD A SON AND NOT ALL THOSE OTHER CRAZY THINGS?!?!?

Dom: YES ROBERT HAS BEEN BORN FRIENDS

Tony: EDWARD HAS A BRO YUASS

Thor: AND INGRID HAS THREE AWESOME COUSINS YAY

Loki: AND I'M NOT UNCLE TO ANYONE BUT INGRID WHEN WILL I HAVE A CHILD

Apple: YOU HAVE WAY TOO MANY!

Loki: SHUT UP I DON'T

Skylar: CONGRATULATIONS BROM

Bruce: THANK U FINALLY

Tony: CONGRATS BRO ILY

Bruce: TYSM TONY

Dom: WHY ARE WE ALL SHOUTING

Apple: BC EVERYONE ELSE IS SHOUTING

Steve: AND IF ANYONES GOING TO HEAR WE NEED TO SHOUT

Apple: TRU

Loki: APPLE I WANT CHILDREN

Apple: I'M SIXTEEN WE'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED YET LOKI

Loki: BUT INGRID NEEDS A REAL COUSIN

Apple: YOU'RE ADOPTED IT WOULDN'T EVEN BE HER REAL COUSIN

Loki: SHUT UP APPLE NO ONE CARES

Apple: ...TRU

Tony: omg he's so tiny

Steve: WHAT WHO?

Tony: Robert •-•

Dom: this is amazing

Apple: Tony you are so cute

Tony: ikr, but Robert is cuter

Me: I wonder what Edward will look like when he's older

Apple: OMG me too

Me: and Skye though

Thor: AND MY DAUGHTER INGRID OFC

Me: yeah ofc Thor

Bucky: I WANT A CHILD

StarBucksLord: WE CAN ADOPT ONE

Clint: nO YOU DON'T

Bucky: WE'RE ADULTS OFC WE CAN

StarBucksLord: BUCK LET'S BE GAY DADS

Bucky: THAT ARE NOT GAY THO

StarBucksLord: OFC

Clint: STOP IT YOU TWO YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT ME

Bucky: BUT WHAT IF WE WANT TO

Me: WHAT IF I WANT TO

Clint: DON'T LIKE YOU

Me: YOU MUST MY LOVE

Tony: WTF IS GOING ON CAN SOMEONE CHILL

Bruce: CAN PEOPLE STOP FOCUSING ON EVERYTHING ELSE BUT ME

[Bruce has logged everyone out]

[Bruce is offline]

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