Fury: so this is it. This is the chatroom?

Hill: I suppose so. No crashes so far. I think it's secure.

Fury: invite the avengers.

[Hill has invited the avengers to the chat]

Steve has joined the chatroom
Natasha has joined the chatroom
Tony has joined the chatroom
Bruce has joined the chatroom
Clint has joined the chatroom
Wanda has joined the chatroom
Pietro has joined the chatroom
Thor has joined the chatroom
Loki has joined the chatroom

Fury: how did Loki get in?

Loki: it is easy. Hacking.

Thor: WHO TAUGHT YOU TO HACK?

Loki: a friend.

Tony: u have friends?

Steve: tony that was mean. Fury what is this?

Fury: this is a chatroom where you guys talk privately about... Whatever you talk about.

Fury has left the chatroom

Tony: so.... Wyd

Bruce: I am in the lab trying to cure cancer

Natasha: training with Clint

Clint: training with nat

Pietro: imrunningaroundmanhattanlookingforsweetadorablepuppies

Wanda: Netflix

Steve: nothing. And it is driving me crazy

Thor: EATING POPARTS

Loki: I am reading now shut up

Tony: jeez Loki r u on ur period?

Loki: I will freeze you and stick you in hell

Thor: BROTHER THAT WAS NOT VERY KIND

Loki: do you think I care, oaf?

Steve: alright, Loki, thats enough. Does anyone wanna do something with me?

Sam has joined the chatroom

Sam: I'm going on a run

Steve: I'm coming

Sam: if you say on your left I will hurt you

Steve: deal. I'll say on your right

Steve has left the chatroom

Sam: god give me strength to not murder him

Sam has left the chatroom

Tony: alright. Im still bored. Im heading to da movies if any1 wants to come

Natasha: what are you watching?

Tony: idk sumthing funny. Maybe Girls Trip

Clint: deal

Loki: I am in a cage. I cannot physically join you.

Thor: I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN YOU IN THIS DARK ROOM.

Pietro: Iwannacomeandwatchprettygirlsfuckboys

Tony: alright. Four guys? Loki you sure you don't wanna come?

Loki: I can't  p h y s i c a l l y  join you.

Tony: suit yourself. Come on.

Tony has left the chatroom.
Thor has left the chatroom.
Clint has left the chatroom.
Pietro has left the chatroom.

Natasha: Loki did you want to go?

Loki: I think that it would've been inappropriate and childish.

Wanda: stop texting it's the season 12 finale.

Natasha: of what?

Wanda: supernatural now stop!!

Natasha: omg waiiit my bby is on.

Wanda: dean?

Natasha: no Cas.

Wanda: Luci is an adorable little shit.

Natasha: hell yes. But he is our adorable little shit.

Loki: girls.....

[45 minutes later]

Natasha: NOOOOOOO CAAAASSSSS SMOL BEAN.

Wanda: CROWREEEHHHH NOOOOO!

Natasha: Mary punched Luci! Holy shit!

Wanda: MARY NO!

Natasha: LUCIFER YOU BASTARD!!!

Loki: I dont understand you two....

Bruce: no one understands them. They are obsessed Loki. Watch out.

Natasha: Lucifer
Killed
My
Bby

Loki: I am slightly fearful of you lady Natasha

Bruce: everyone is.

Wanda: my sarcastic little bastard is dead.
Mark Sheppard just tweeted that he is actually leaving.

Natasha:....
Lucifer looked sexy af in that leather jacket tho.

Loki: I'm just going to give you two some privacy....

Loki has left the chatroom.

Bruce: Loki dont leave me...

Bruce has left the chatroom.