CHAT: "PRIVATE MESSAGE @BUCKIEBARNS89, FRM @ELLADABITCH93"

(Bucky has been invited)

Bucky: AHHHHHH

Bucky: Oh

Bucky: I thought I was being hacked, this chat sort of just popped up

Ella: You're a pussy

Bucky: And you legit have one

Ella: Yeah, well, that's why I privately messaged you. I really do have a pussy. A LIVE ONE.

Bucky: Your vagina came alive?

Ella: NO. I HAVE A CAT.

Bucky: I see no problem?

Ella: I DO

Ella: I SEE IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.

Bucky: Calm down. Are you allergic to cats? Is it a stray? Just turn around and leave, I've only met one cat that was really mean and then chased me. And you're dating him.

Ella: No, I'm not allergic. But he was a gift from T'Challa.

Bucky: I guess that's sweet? Should I take dating tips from this guy?

Ella: Yeah, it really was sweet. It's a black and white cat with BIG blue eyes like mine.

Bucky: Your eyes are pretty blue

Ella: I know. Anyways, I have him, and he's SO sweet.

Bucky: Why is this a problem again? You seem to be fine with him.

Ella: I'm fine with the CAT, Bucky. But I'm scared because of what's around the cat's NECK.

Bucky: A collar?

Ella: >.< YES.

Bucky: Well, at least he won't get lost.

Ella: Bucky.

Ella: There was a ring on the collar. With a note. That said Will You Mar-

Bucky: THAT FUCKING CAT BITCH DIDN'T DARE

Ella: He did. WHAT DO I SAY? I have no idea. I'd be Queen of Wakanda, Bucky!

Bucky: Holy fucking shit.

Bucky: That damn CAT didn't even ask anyone's PERMISSION

Ella: Actually, I messaged Steve. He asked him.

Bucky: STEVE SAID YES???

Ella: .... YES?

Bucky: THAT FUCKING RED WHITE AND BLUE LIL' SHITHEAD

Bucky: HE IS GETTING MY METAL FIST TONIGHT BHBXIWIEDUHUVUDD

Ella: Calm down! Bucky, I'm scared. I didn't expect this to come so soon... but I should have seen it coming. Right? SHOULD I HAVE SEEN IT COMING?

Bucky: Okay, okay, look. Don't be scared.

Bucky: Do you WANT to marry him?

Ella: Uh.

Ella: No?

Ella: I just want to date him. I want to take it slow. Maybe one day, yeah, but... it's been only a month and a half or so. I just lost my dad. I sort of... always expected him to be at my wedding, you know? Giving me away. I just...

Ella: Bucky, I want my daddy. Damn it, I need him, but he isn't here.

Ella: I can't stand it anymore. I've tried to push it away but... I need to go away. I need to go away by myself. I need to find myself before I commit to being in T'Challa's life forever. Marrying him in this state? It wouldn't be fair to either of us.

Bucky: I understand. Are you sure you want to be alone, though?

Ella: I think so. Do you think... maybe you could come pick me up? I need you take me somewhere.

Bucky: Of course. I'm on my way right now.

Ella: Thank you.

Bucky: And Ella? Maybe you should tell T'Challa what you told me. I'm sure he'd understand.

Ella: Maybe.

Ella: Please hurry. I can't be here a second longer.

Bucky: I'm already in the hangar.

(Bucky has joined out)

(Ella has joined out)

(Private chat has ended)

CHAT: "PRIVATE MESSAGE @ELLADABITCH93, FRM @WANDAWITCH"

(Ella has been invited)

Ella: Wanda?

Wanda: Hey, Ella. I just heard what happened from Bucky. Are you okay?

Ella: Yeah. I'm with Bucky and Snickers.

Wanda: Snickers?

Ella: I have a cat now. But I'm good. Bucky's dropping me off in England.

Ella: But you can't tell anyone that.

Wanda: Of course. Just me and Bucky know?

Ella: Yea. Bucky's going to take care of Snickers for me.

Wanda: Have you told T'Challa?

Ella: Uh... yes.

Wanda: For real?

Ella: Sure. I have to go, though, We're almost here. I'm renting a car. Fingers crossed I'll get a Nissan Rouge. Those things are my baes.

Wanda: Okay.

Wanda: Hey, Ella?

Ella: Yeah?

Wanda: I know you're running away. I've done it before. But please... come back, okay? At least for Snickers.

Ella: ...

Ella: I'll try.

(Ella has joined out)

(Wanda has joined out)

(Chat has ended)

CHAT: "PRIVATE MESSAGE @BUCKIEBARNS89, FRM @STEVEARONI4"

(Bucky has been invited)

Bucky: Ugh.

Bucky: What is it?

Steve: What's for dinner

Bucky: Nothing, I'm not coming home.

Steve: You don't love me anymore? :,-(

Bucky: No, not right now. I hate you.

Steve: Wow, slow down. What did I do this time?

Bucky: YOU GAVE T'CHALLA PERMISSION TO MARRY ELLA, THAT'S WHAT.

Steve: So? She seems really happy there, and you can't let your jealousy get in the way of her and her relationship. I'm sure she's already said yes.

Bucky: I have some fantastic damn news for you, then. SHE SAD NO.

Steve: What?

Bucky: She messaged me, Steve. She was scared. SHE JUST LOST HER DAD TO SUICIDE. She needs time to recover, she doesn't need to get MARRIED.

Steve: Bucky, I had no idea.

Bucky: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW?

Steve: Has it ever occurred to you that you're the ONLY PERSON SHE'S TOLD?

Bucky: ...

Bucky: No, I just assumed-

Steve: Look, I'm sorry, I made a mistake. I thought it was the right choice, but it wasn't. Where's Ella?

Bucky: I can't say.

Steve: Where are you, then?

Bucky: I cannot say.

Steve: Geez, Buck. What happened?

Bucky: I flew to Africa to get her.

Steve: You flew... to Africa... to get her?

Bucky: Yes. Also, I have a new cat. Also, noodles are Chinese.

Steve: Uh, okay.

Steve: And when are you coming back?

Bucky: Tomorrow. I'm staying the night with Ella. She needs someone to talk to.

Steve: And when you come back, Ella's going to be with you, right?

Bucky: No.

Steve: What?

Bucky: She's leaving for a while.

Steve: And you're just letting her leave?

Bucky: Yeah. Got a problem?

Steve: No, I have a headache. Hurry your ass home, okay?

Bucky: Fine. But you can't tell anyone that Ella is gone.

Steve: Why?

Bucky: Just don't, okay?

(Bucky has joined out)

Steve: I need an aspirin.

(Steve has joined out)

(Chat has ended)