CHAT: "GIRLS ONLY, FRM NATASHA"

(Ella, Wanda, Pepper have joined)

Ella: Hey girls!

Natasha: HIIII!!

Wanda: What are we all doing here? To whine about our guys?

Natasha: We... could, I guess

Pepper: *ahem* I said 'Tony, no' and Tony did it anyways

Natasha: I told Clint to stop but he didn't

Wanda: I forced Vision to stop but then he still talked about doing it

Ella: I kissed T'Challa and then I realized he really needed to shave, but he refused

Pepper: I made a turkey for Thanksgiving and then ate it by myself because Tony bought a really small turkey just because he didn't like turkey

Natasha: I was babysitting Clint's kids for a few hours while him and Laura went out and they decided to leave them with me for an entire day

Wanda: I was helping Vision make a ham sandwich with mustard and I told him to shake the mustard bottle lightly but he shook it too hard and ended up spilling it everywhere

Ella: One time I was taking out the garbage and Bucky walked by and stopped me really sexily and he looked into my eyes and everything and then he just dropped a wrapper in the bag and walked back inside

Natasha: Wait

Natasha: Which man is your man?

Wanda: She has two mans?

Ella: Uh, no, I just ran out of T'Challa struggles. He's just a really nice guy.

Pepper: Oh, Ella, T'Challa is a hunk of goodness, you are SO lucky

Wanda: Really? T'Challa? I always thought Sam was quite a charmer

Natasha: Uh

Natasha: I kissed Steve in a mall. Steve is hot

Pepper: He really is

Ella: GUYS!

Ella: WE SHOULD PLAY FUCK, MARRY, KILL

Pepper: You mean Wed, Bed, or Behead?

Wanda: What's that?

Natasha: OMG YESSS. Okay, so, we give three names of guys we know- and then, we each take turns saying which one of the three we'd marry, fuck, or kill. It's super fun!! Okay, I go first.

Ella: YES!

Natasha: Okay, ready? Thor, Bruce, and Steve.

Ella: Hmm.

Pepper: I'm marry Steve, sleep with Thor, and behead Bruce so Tony will stop spending so much lab time with him.

Ella: I'd marry Steve, sleep with Bruce, and behead Thor. So I can say I've killed a God, you know?

Wanda: OHHH. I'd marry Thor, sleep with Steve, and behead Bruce because I don't know him well.

Natasha: I'm marry Bruce, sleep with Thor, and behead Steve.

Ella: MY TURN. Steve, Sam, and Bucky.

Natasha: I've already slept with Bucky, and it was great. 100% sleep with Bucky, marry Steve, and behead Sam.

Wanda: MARRY SAM FOR SURE. I'd fuck Bucky and behead Steve so I wouldn't have to look at him and know I've slept with both his friends.

Ella: I'd marry Bucky, sleep with Sam, and behead Steve because he's Peggy's man, not mine.

Pepper: Marry Steve, fuck Bucky, behead Sam.

Wanda: LET ME TRY! Vision, Tony, or Peter?

Ella: Marry Peter, uh...

Natasha: How do you have sex with a robot

Wanda: It's not as... bad as you think....

Ella: NEXT

Natasha: Clint, Tony, or T'Challa?

Ella: MARRY T'CHALLA. Sleep with Clint. Kill Tony.

Wanda: Marry T'Challa. Sleep with Clint. Behead Tony.

Pepper: Marry Tony. Fuck the hell out of T'Challa. Behead Clint.

Natasha: Well, I'll marry T'Challa, sleep with Clint, and behead Tony.

Pepper: MY TURN. Okay, so, Loki, Zemo, or Ultron?

Natasha: Ultron?

Pepper: I ran out of villains.

Ella: Marry Loki af, fuck Zemo, and behead Ultron.

Natasha: I'd marry Zemo, he's kinda cute. I'd sleep with Loki and behead Ultron.

Wanda: KILL ULTRON. KILL KILL KILLL KILLL KILLLLLLL

Wanda: Also fuck Loki, marry Zemo

Pepper: Same as Wanda.

Ella: Well, I guess that's it.

Wanda: This was fun! We should hang out more.

Natasha: Yeah! And talk about boys!

Ella: And food!

Pepper: And we can do our nails!

Wanda: Over chat?

Pepper: Well, no, some other time

Natasha: That sounds nice

Ella: I'll only come if you have the color black

Natasha: I do💅🏽

Ella: Yesssss

Wanda: Hey, we should invite Hill to that nail party! And Jane!

Ella: NO JANE

Natasha: NOPE

Pepper: What do you have against Thor's girlfriend?

Ella: (A) she's a pathetic human with no capability to do anything but crunch numbers (B) she looks like she'd have twins, name them, and die after sending one to be a really pretty princess and the other to be a poor farmer and (C) DARCY IS BETTER.

Natasha: I have to agree, although I'm all for woman empowerment. Jane doesn't even get my jokes.

Wanda: Hmm, true. And I heard things were rocky between her and Thor lately.

Ella: I'll invite Darcy to the party.

Pepper: Yeah, Darcy's cool.

Natasha: So...

Natasha: Ella, how are things with T'Challa?

Ella: Oh, great. Africa is pretty cool. They make fun of me all the time for being whiter than a sheet of paper, so they all play games to see who can make me tan faster. All he kids make mud and stuff and put it on me, pretending the sun with heat the mud up and tan me. It's hilarious.

Pepper: Sounds like you're really fitting in!

Ella: Yeah, at least here people like me. It's like they've already accepted me as part of...

Natasha: ???

Wanda: Their family? Do they think T'Challa