3 | The Owl and the Cat


CHAT: "IF YOU ARE NOT T'CHALLA DO NOT JOIN, FRM ELLA"

(Bucky has joined)

Bucky: Whatcha doin' with T'Challa, Ella?

Ella: None of your damn business

(Ella has removed Bucky from chat)

Ella: :-)

Ella: Hmm

Ella: I hope he sees this

(Steve has joined)

Steve: Are you two together yet?

Ella: No

Steve: :-/

Ella: Steve what am I doing? I talk to him like once a week

Steve: I don't know, he could like you

Ella: Maybe

Ella: BUT

Ella: What if he doesn't?

Ella: That is the question

Steve: Well I don't know, you can't go about life with that mentality. If you like T'Challa, there's no harm in asking him out. Do you like him?

Ella: Yes

Ella: Well...

Ella: Yes

Steve: Well, then go for it

Ella: Yeah but what if I don't like him

Steve: How can you be unsure about who you like?

Ella: WHAT IF I LIKE SOMEONE ELSE?

Ella: WHAT IF I LIKE SOMEONE ELSE BUT DON'T KNOW IT YET?!

Steve: Ella, I think you may be conflicted. Who else do you like? Or, who do you like?

Ella: Well, not Bucky.

Steve: Of course

Ella: What does that mean

Steve: Nothing.

Ella: Fine.

Steve: Only maybe you like another super solider

Ella: Well yes I like you, but everyone likes you

Steve: True

Ella: Ugh when is he going to come?

Steve: Well, he does have an entire country to rule, he's pretty busy

Steve: If he doesn't like you, I'll date you

Ella: Awe, thanks Steve

Steve: Np

Ella: :-)

Steve: ...

Ella: >:-(

Ella: WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG

Steve: Maybe he's making African noodles while wearing those African robes

Ella: Racist much?

Steve: Sorry, I can't help it, I like noodles and I get jealous

Ella: Ugh

Ella: Steve, you have to go now, I'm going to invite him and force drag him in

Steve: Already such a great girlfriend

Ella: ;-)

(Steve has joined out)

Ella: :-)

(Ella has force-invited T'Challa)

Ella: :-)

T'Challa: ??

T'Challa: I was watching cat videos

Ella: Don't you have a country to rule?

T'Challa: Yeah, so?

Ella: Well I really need to ask you something

T'Challa: Yes?

Ella: Well, since I think you're pretty... fuzzy, like a cat, you know?

T'Challa: Uh, sure

Ella: And well, do you think I'm fuzzy?

T'Challa: You remind me of an owl

Ella: A fluffy and fuzzy owl?

T'Challa: Uh, yes

Ella: Then do you think maybe you'd date an owl?

T'Challa: No, I'm a human, I cannot date an animal, that would be very disturbing and-

Ella: No, I am the owl

Ella: Would you date ME

T'Challa: ...

T'Challa: ...

T'Challa: Um...

Ella: ??

Ella: It's a no, isn't it?

T'Challa: No.

Ella: Then...?

T'Challa: Why would you ask me to date you in chat room

Ella: Uh

Ella: Well, for one, I'm in New York and you live in Africa

Ella: Not to mention you never actually come here, you just meow at us from across a screen

Ella: I've met you a tons of times before but you always say to 'message you' instead of 'talking to you'

Ella: Oh yeah, and then you fly away back to Wakanda. You are a HUGE introvert, even bigger than me

T'Challa: That is a fair point.

Ella: Thank you

T'Challa: Sure, I guess I'd like to get to know you

Ella: ...

Ella: OMG YOU ACTUALLY SAID YES

T'Challa: Is that not what you wanted me to say?

Ella: YES! OMG YES YES YES

(Ella has invited Peter, Steve)

Ella: BRO!!!!

Peter: SIS!!!

Steve: :-D DAUGHTER FIGURE!

Ella: Really, Steve?!

Steve: SURE!

Ella: :-D I HAVE A FATHER FIGUREEEE!

Peter: I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!

T'Challa: What is happening?

Ella: Oh, by the way, Steve gave us his blessing

T'Challa: That's respectable. Steve, I shall take care of her very well

Steve: :,-) she's growing up so fast

Peter: It's all so beautiful :-)

Ella: :-)

Ella: I almost forgot, I have to spread the good news!

(Ella has invited Tony, Bruce, Sam, Natasha, Clint, Vision, Bucky, Wanda, Scott, Sharon, Rhodey, Thor)

Ella: GUYZ I'M DATING T'CHALLA

Tony: grool

Bruce: I approve

Sam: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N-

Natasha: At least it ain't someone else

Ella: What?

Natasha: Nothin'

Thor: ᕙ(◕ᗜ◕)ᕗ I LIKE CAT MAN, LADY ELLA! I SHALL APPROVE OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP

Ella: Thank you Thor!

Clint: WAY TO GO ELLA, WAY TO SNAG A MAN

Clint: Don't tell him your name though, he won't care about you anymore :,-(

Natasha: Ugh, not this again

Ella: What?

T'Challa: Please let that go

Clint: NO.

Vision: I am happy for you, Ella

Wanda: Me too! This is so cute!

Ella: :-)

Scott: Guys?

Scott: Who is Ella?

(Ella has removed Scott from chat)

Clint: No not bug man! COME BACK

Peter: I'm right here

Clint: NOT YOU

Sharon: Well, he's super hot, you go gurl

Steve: :-(

Rhodey: Noice

Rhodey: Tony make me a taco, i cannot get up from bed

Tony: No

Rhodey: Yes

Tony: ...okay

(Tony, Rhodey has joined out)

Ella: Wow okay

Ella: Bucky, do you approve???

Bucky: ...

Steve: Say yes, Bucky

Bucky: :-(

Bucky: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssszzzzzzzzzz:-(((((

Ella: Thank you, honeypie

Bucky: I hate you

Sam: NO O NO NO NONONNOONNNON ON N OJNONONNONNOON

Ella: WHAT THE FUCK SAM

Vision: Oh my

Clint: HA

Natasha: :,-) RIP, here comes Steve

Steve: ELLA!

Ella: I'm not fucking sorry

Steve: :-O

Wanda: lmao

Natasha: #rebel

Ella: What is your deal Sam

Sam: MY SHIP-

(Bucky has removed Sam from chat)

Ella: Thx

Bucky: Yep

Clint: I'm starting to get why he shipped you two

Natasha: Ikr? It's like they're flirting with each other while saying how much they hate each other. And like, they flirt while pretending they don't like their own ship. It's so cute.

Clint: #Shipped

(Bucky has removed Natasha, Clint, Steve)

T'Challa: Why did you remove Captain?

Bucky: Do you want me to remove you, you lil' clawed shit?

Ella: Wow pls don't kill anyone

(T'Challa has joined out)

Bucky: Shit I need to go hide real quick

(Bucky has joined out)

Ella: Uh okay

Ella: Do do do

Ella: Who's still here?

Peter: Me

Thor: ᕙ(◕ᗜ◕)ᕗ

Bruce: yep

Sharon: Not me, I'm a ghost

Ella: I like ghosts

Peter: So does Steve

Bruce: Ew

(Bruce has joined out)

Sharon: Wellllllll

(Sharon has joined out)

Thor: ᕙ(◕ᗜ◕)ᕗ

Peter: I have to do homework

(Peter has joined out)

Ella: Thor?

Thor: ᕙ(◕ᗜ◕)ᕗ

Thor: ᕙ(◕ᗜ◕)ᕗ

Thor: ᕙ(◕ᗜ◕)ᕗ

Thor: ᕙ(◕ᗜ◕)ᕗ

Ella: Okay

(Ella has removed Thor from chat)

Ella: Ahh being alone is great

Ella: It's even greater when I'm not single

Ella: EEE I'M NOT SINGLE

Ella: Ahhh.

Ella: Time to go make waffles

(Ella has joined out)

Wanda: Ta-da.

Wanda: See Vision, I told you pretending we weren't here wasn't that fun

Vision: This is very fun!

Wanda: Ugh

Wanda: I'm leaving

Vision: :-(

Vision: Can I come

Wanda: I'm taking a shower :-/

Vision: ...

Vision: Can I come

Wanda: omg stahp

Wanda: be there in ten, i'm going to make lemonade instead

Vision: But I do not have taste buds

Wanda: Oh...

Wanda: I don't care

(Wanda has removed Vision, herself)

(Chat has ended)


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