3 | The Owl and the Cat
CHAT: "IF YOU ARE NOT T'CHALLA DO NOT JOIN, FRM ELLA"
(Bucky has joined)
Bucky: Whatcha doin' with T'Challa, Ella?
Ella: None of your damn business
(Ella has removed Bucky from chat)
Ella: :-)
Ella: Hmm
Ella: I hope he sees this
(Steve has joined)
Steve: Are you two together yet?
Ella: No
Steve: :-/
Ella: Steve what am I doing? I talk to him like once a week
Steve: I don't know, he could like you
Ella: Maybe
Ella: BUT
Ella: What if he doesn't?
Ella: That is the question
Steve: Well I don't know, you can't go about life with that mentality. If you like T'Challa, there's no harm in asking him out. Do you like him?
Ella: Yes
Ella: Well...
Ella: Yes
Steve: Well, then go for it
Ella: Yeah but what if I don't like him
Steve: How can you be unsure about who you like?
Ella: WHAT IF I LIKE SOMEONE ELSE?
Ella: WHAT IF I LIKE SOMEONE ELSE BUT DON'T KNOW IT YET?!
Steve: Ella, I think you may be conflicted. Who else do you like? Or, who do you like?
Ella: Well, not Bucky.
Steve: Of course
Ella: What does that mean
Steve: Nothing.
Ella: Fine.
Steve: Only maybe you like another super solider
Ella: Well yes I like you, but everyone likes you
Steve: True
Ella: Ugh when is he going to come?
Steve: Well, he does have an entire country to rule, he's pretty busy
Steve: If he doesn't like you, I'll date you
Ella: Awe, thanks Steve
Steve: Np
Ella: :-)
Steve: ...
Ella: >:-(
Ella: WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG
Steve: Maybe he's making African noodles while wearing those African robes
Ella: Racist much?
Steve: Sorry, I can't help it, I like noodles and I get jealous
Ella: Ugh
Ella: Steve, you have to go now, I'm going to invite him and force drag him in
Steve: Already such a great girlfriend
Ella: ;-)
(Steve has joined out)
Ella: :-)
(Ella has force-invited T'Challa)
Ella: :-)
T'Challa: ??
T'Challa: I was watching cat videos
Ella: Don't you have a country to rule?
T'Challa: Yeah, so?
Ella: Well I really need to ask you something
T'Challa: Yes?
Ella: Well, since I think you're pretty... fuzzy, like a cat, you know?
T'Challa: Uh, sure
Ella: And well, do you think I'm fuzzy?
T'Challa: You remind me of an owl
Ella: A fluffy and fuzzy owl?
T'Challa: Uh, yes
Ella: Then do you think maybe you'd date an owl?
T'Challa: No, I'm a human, I cannot date an animal, that would be very disturbing and-
Ella: No, I am the owl
Ella: Would you date ME
T'Challa: ...
T'Challa: ...
T'Challa: Um...
Ella: ??
Ella: It's a no, isn't it?
T'Challa: No.
Ella: Then...?
T'Challa: Why would you ask me to date you in chat room
Ella: Uh
Ella: Well, for one, I'm in New York and you live in Africa
Ella: Not to mention you never actually come here, you just meow at us from across a screen
Ella: I've met you a tons of times before but you always say to 'message you' instead of 'talking to you'
Ella: Oh yeah, and then you fly away back to Wakanda. You are a HUGE introvert, even bigger than me
T'Challa: That is a fair point.
Ella: Thank you
T'Challa: Sure, I guess I'd like to get to know you
Ella: ...
Ella: OMG YOU ACTUALLY SAID YES
T'Challa: Is that not what you wanted me to say?
Ella: YES! OMG YES YES YES
(Ella has invited Peter, Steve)
Ella: BRO!!!!
Peter: SIS!!!
Steve: :-D DAUGHTER FIGURE!
Ella: Really, Steve?!
Steve: SURE!
Ella: :-D I HAVE A FATHER FIGUREEEE!
Peter: I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!
T'Challa: What is happening?
Ella: Oh, by the way, Steve gave us his blessing
T'Challa: That's respectable. Steve, I shall take care of her very well
Steve: :,-) she's growing up so fast
Peter: It's all so beautiful :-)
Ella: :-)
Ella: I almost forgot, I have to spread the good news!
(Ella has invited Tony, Bruce, Sam, Natasha, Clint, Vision, Bucky, Wanda, Scott, Sharon, Rhodey, Thor)
Ella: GUYZ I'M DATING T'CHALLA
Tony: grool
Bruce: I approve
Sam: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N-
Natasha: At least it ain't someone else
Ella: What?
Natasha: Nothin'
Thor: ᕙ(◕ᗜ◕)ᕗ I LIKE CAT MAN, LADY ELLA! I SHALL APPROVE OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP
Ella: Thank you Thor!
Clint: WAY TO GO ELLA, WAY TO SNAG A MAN
Clint: Don't tell him your name though, he won't care about you anymore :,-(
Natasha: Ugh, not this again
Ella: What?
T'Challa: Please let that go
Clint: NO.
Vision: I am happy for you, Ella
Wanda: Me too! This is so cute!
Ella: :-)
Scott: Guys?
Scott: Who is Ella?
(Ella has removed Scott from chat)
Clint: No not bug man! COME BACK
Peter: I'm right here
Clint: NOT YOU
Sharon: Well, he's super hot, you go gurl
Steve: :-(
Rhodey: Noice
Rhodey: Tony make me a taco, i cannot get up from bed
Tony: No
Rhodey: Yes
Tony: ...okay
(Tony, Rhodey has joined out)
Ella: Wow okay
Ella: Bucky, do you approve???
Bucky: ...
Steve: Say yes, Bucky
Bucky: :-(
Bucky: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssszzzzzzzzzz:-(((((
Ella: Thank you, honeypie
Bucky: I hate you
Sam: NO O NO NO NONONNOONNNON ON N OJNONONNONNOON
Ella: WHAT THE FUCK SAM
Vision: Oh my
Clint: HA
Natasha: :,-) RIP, here comes Steve
Steve: ELLA!
Ella: I'm not fucking sorry
Steve: :-O
Wanda: lmao
Natasha: #rebel
Ella: What is your deal Sam
Sam: MY SHIP-
(Bucky has removed Sam from chat)
Ella: Thx
Bucky: Yep
Clint: I'm starting to get why he shipped you two
Natasha: Ikr? It's like they're flirting with each other while saying how much they hate each other. And like, they flirt while pretending they don't like their own ship. It's so cute.
Clint: #Shipped
(Bucky has removed Natasha, Clint, Steve)
T'Challa: Why did you remove Captain?
Bucky: Do you want me to remove you, you lil' clawed shit?
Ella: Wow pls don't kill anyone
(T'Challa has joined out)
Bucky: Shit I need to go hide real quick
(Bucky has joined out)
Ella: Uh okay
Ella: Do do do
Ella: Who's still here?
Peter: Me
Thor: ᕙ(◕ᗜ◕)ᕗ
Bruce: yep
Sharon: Not me, I'm a ghost
Ella: I like ghosts
Peter: So does Steve
Bruce: Ew
(Bruce has joined out)
Sharon: Wellllllll
(Sharon has joined out)
Thor: ᕙ(◕ᗜ◕)ᕗ
Peter: I have to do homework
(Peter has joined out)
Ella: Thor?
Thor: ᕙ(◕ᗜ◕)ᕗ
Thor: ᕙ(◕ᗜ◕)ᕗ
Thor: ᕙ(◕ᗜ◕)ᕗ
Thor: ᕙ(◕ᗜ◕)ᕗ
Ella: Okay
(Ella has removed Thor from chat)
Ella: Ahh being alone is great
Ella: It's even greater when I'm not single
Ella: EEE I'M NOT SINGLE
Ella: Ahhh.
Ella: Time to go make waffles
(Ella has joined out)
Wanda: Ta-da.
Wanda: See Vision, I told you pretending we weren't here wasn't that fun
Vision: This is very fun!
Wanda: Ugh
Wanda: I'm leaving
Vision: :-(
Vision: Can I come
Wanda: I'm taking a shower :-/
Vision: ...
Vision: Can I come
Wanda: omg stahp
Wanda: be there in ten, i'm going to make lemonade instead
Vision: But I do not have taste buds
Wanda: Oh...
Wanda: I don't care
(Wanda has removed Vision, herself)
(Chat has ended)
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