CHAT: "PRIVATE MESSAGE @BUCKIEBARNS89, FRM @PETERPARKERLEMONWATER"

Bucky: Uh

Bucky: Hello?

Peter: BUCKY I NEED HELP AND I THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL BELIEVE ME PLEASE LISTEN TO ME I AM NOT CRAZY I KNOW I'M NOT

Bucky: Uh

Bucky: I'm not the kids guy, try Steve

Peter: I DID TRY STEVE BUT HE JUST STARTED CRYING BECAUSE WE WERE AT ELLA'S GRAVE AND HE THOUGHT I WAS IN DENIAL AND I'M MAD AT MR. STARK SO I CAN'T ASK HIM AND HE'S WITH BRUCE AND PEPPER AND NATASHA DOESN'T LIKE ME VERY MUCH AND I DON'T KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHO LOVED ELLA AS MUCH AS YOU DID PLEASE

Bucky: Uh

Bucky: What is it, then?

Peter: I SAW ELLA WITH MY OWN TWO EYES! 

Bucky: Where?

Peter: AT THE GRAVEYARD

Bucky: ...

Bucky: I really don't do this kind of stuff, Parker

Peter: YOU BELIEVE ME, RIGHT? 

Bucky: Uh..........

Bucky: Yeah, kid, she's alive for sure. BUT, since I do believe you, I think you're shouldn't tell anyone else she's alive because she probably wants to keep it a secret for a while. 

Peter: So she's living with you secretly? 

Bucky: Wait what no I never said that

Peter: It was implied

Bucky: Go back to school and learn what implied means, kid

Peter: im·plied/adjective - suggested but not directly expressed

Bucky: UH

Bucky: YOU CANNOT TELL ANYO-

Bucky: Hey, Peter Parker Lemon Water

Peter: What?

Bucky: This is Ella. I got mad that Bucky was on his phone while we were watching Shrek 2.

Peter: ELLA YOU'RE ALIVE

Bucky: Yes, but you can't tell anyone. I'm sort of sick right now. I'm waiting until I'm better.

Peter: But if you're sick, why were you at the graveyard?

Bucky: I was being funny

Peter: ?

Bucky: Visiting my own grave? SO FUNNY

Bucky: Bucky was there in case I fell over, don't worry. I also didn't expect you and Steve and Bruce to be there and... Natasha taking pictures?

Peter: Well, I was mourning 

Bucky: Sorry to interrupt :-)

Peter: Why did you do the death

Bucky: Long story.

Peter: I've got time.

Bucky: Well, see, there was a guy and I liked the guy and I married the guy but the guy was a time traveler like me-

Peter: YOU TRAVEL TIME?

Bucky: Yeah. Anyways, this guy turns out to be a really sketchy guy because he wanted to kill me so I ran all over time and I was suspected to be a witch and we went to 2001 and stuff but then I ran to Titanic which is my favorite place to be but it turns out he knows that and so I faked my death and came here so Bucky could help me and yeah, I'm here now

Peter: CAN YOU TAKE ME TO SEE HITLER SO I CAN PUNCH HIM JUST LIKE STEVE?!?!?!

Bucky: I am not going to take you to see Hitler just so you can punch him like Steve.

Peter: Awe...

Bucky: But I CAN take you to see... TITANIC!

Peter: I already saw the movie

Bucky: Yeah but... THE REAL THING!

Peter: No thanks

Bucky: ...

Bucky: Fine then, I guess you have more important history things to study.

Bucky: jrkbvhrk

Bucky: Well.

Bucky: Hello again

Peter: Bucky?

Bucky: Yea it's me. Ella got mad for some reason

Peter: I said I didn't want to go to the Titanic

Bucky: Oh

Bucky: Yeah, uh, don't say that. She really likes that ship

Peter: More than she likes you? #WinterEllaIsAliveAgain

Bucky: Stop hanging out with Sam, he's a bad influence. 

Peter: It was my OWN spark of hashtag creativity

Bucky: But I thought you shipped #E'Challa

Peter: That was until he purposed

Bucky: Lol same

Bucky: Well I have to go watch Shrek with Ella. She's pretty sick still. I guess she didn't take very good care of herself while she was away, and jumping into the Atlantic wasn't the best choice.

Peter: Right. Well, thanks for everything. 

Bucky: Yep. Go do your school stuff

Peter: -.-

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Bucky: I'd be a terrible dad omg

(Ella has forcefully joined private chat)

Ella: YOU WILL BE AN AMAZING DAD ONE DAY 

Bucky: NO

Ella: YES

Bucky: NO

Ella: YES

Bucky: I've murdered so many people and I'm a horrible per-

Ella: Stop that bullshit. You'll find a girl one day and fall in love and then you'll have a ton of one-armed kids. 100% sure of it.

Bucky: That is not how that works, they'll still have two arms

Ella: SHUSH. Now go tell Steve he can't come in.

Bucky: For a sick person, you sure are bossy as hell

Ella: ;-)

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