2 | Pepperoni
CHAT: "GUYS HURRY UP AND JOIN, FRM STEVE"
(Ella, Sam, Tony, Thor, Bucky has joined)
Thor: ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)
Tony: Ew
Ella: Seriously Thor?
Steve: GUYZ!
Sam: Whaddup
Steve: OKAY SO NAT EXPLAINED SHIPS TO ME
Sam: Oh gosh
Ella: Yay?
Tony: Damn it
Bucky: Why did she do that?
Steve: Because after our last chat Sam was telling me about "shipping" Ella and Bucky- and then I went and asked Natasha what he meant. She said that a "ship" is when you want two people to get together romantically. Therefore, some people combined names! Sam kept chanting "Buckella", so that made sense.
Ella: That was the best you could come up with, Sam?
Bucky: Someone's game is low
Sam: Sorry, I had to think of it on the fly
Tony: This is all pathetic
Thor: ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)
Tony: stOP THOR
Steve: Anyways, it lead me to think of other ship names, such as "Stucky", which is what Natasha supplied to me as an example. It is me and Bucky.
Bucky: See, THAT one is better
Tony: gayyy
Ella: So why is this is important?
Thor: ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)
Steve: Because I started to think of one for Tony and Pepper!
Tony: WHAT
Steve: PepperTony!!!
Ella: ....
Ella: HAHAHAHAHA
Bucky: AHAHAHHAA
Sam: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Steve: AHAHHAHAHA
Thor: ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙) HA HA
Sam: LOLOLOL
Tony: -.-
Bucky: BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE-
Tony: I get it, okay?
Steve: AHAHHAHA IT'S LIKE-
Ella: PEPPERONI!
Sam: AHAHAHHAHA HOLD ON
(Sam has invited Vision, Bruce)
Tony: SERIOUSLY?
Sam: BRUCE START CALLING PEPPER AND TONY PEPPERONI
Bruce: Why can't you do it
Sam: BECAUSE HE WON'T LET ME IN HIS HOUSE
Bruce: Uh, fine. Under one condition.
Steve: WHAT IS IT?
Bruce: Wow calm down
Ella: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Bucky: HAHAHAHHA
Sam: HAHAHHA
Steve: Haha
Ella: Ha
Bucky: ha
Sam: Yeah, what's the condition?
Bruce: No more making me angry on Instagram
Sam: Oh..... WHY?
Bruce: It's not funny and I have to pay for a new phone
Thor: ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)
Ella: But it is funny!
Steve: What is Instagram?
Bucky: DON'T TELL STEVE, I CAME ACROSS A NAKED WOMAN ON INSTAGRAM AND I DON'T WANT HIM TO SEE
Steve: I'm an adult, Buck
Bucky: Are you???
Steve: ....
(Bruce has joined out)
Ella: Guys seriously, I just came up with the best idea anyone could ever come up with
Tony: Oh no
Ella: OH YES
(Ella has invited Pepper)
Tony: ELLA I SWEAR-
Pepper: Hey guys
Pepper: Oh, Thor, what a cute face!
Thor: ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)
Thor: THANK YOU LADY PEPPER
Ella: PEPPER READ THE REST OF OUR CHAT
Sam: HAHAHAHA
Pepper: Okay hold on
Pepper: This make take a while
Ella: I'll wait ;-)
Steve: EEEEEEEE
(Peter has joined)
Tony: KID PLEASE SAVE ME
Peter: WHAT? OMG MR. STARK ARE YOU FEELING WELL?
Tony: Yes fine
Peter: ???
Ella: Hey Peter Parker Lemon Water
Peter: Hey
Peter: Did you ask T'Challa out yet
Ella: Not yet
Bucky: What?
Sam: What?
Steve: What?
Peter: Oh, guys! Ella is going to date T'Challa!
Ella: Shhh, Peter
Bucky: she's gonna WHAT?
Sam: NO NO NO NO NO
Steve: Interesting. I support you fully, Ella. I think he is a good man.
Ella: Thank you Steve 🤗
Bucky: ???
Sam: NO MY SHIP! MY BEAUTIFUL SHIP :,-( WHY ELLA? WHY?
Ella: Because he's cute?
Bucky: No telling he actually likes you back, since you're ugly and all
Ella: :-O
Peter: wow
Steve: THAT IS A NO-NO, BUCKY
(Steve has removed Bucky from chat)
Ella: :,-( I'm so ugly
Thor: YOU ARE NOT UGLY LADY ELLA
Peter: I think you are pretty
Ella: :-)
Steve: Yes, thank you Thor and Peter
Thor: ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)
Peter: 🕷🕷🕷🕷
Sam: I cannot believe he did that
Sam: Actually I can, he's a mean lil shit
Steve: He's just grumpy because I ate the last of the mini wheats
Tony: YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC. PEPPER IS IN OUR ROOM LAUGHING HER PRETTY ASS OFF. SHE IS FLOPPING AROUND LIKE A SEAL. AND BRUCE IS CHANTING 'PEPPERONI' WHILE BANGING HIS HEAD AGAINST A WALL. WHY DID YOU DO THIS?
Steve: Because
Ella: 11/10 excuse
Sam: 20/10 excuse
Tony: I HAVE TO GO. I NEED SOME MUFFINS.
(Tony has joined out)
Pepper: AHAHHAHAHAHAHA PEPPERONI
(Pepper has joined out)
Ella: Lol.
Sam: I'm still very upset.
Ella: Why?
Sam: Because MY SHIP
Peter: I say we all ship "E'challa"
Steve: Waht
Sam: NO
Ella: IS THAT A SHIP NAME :,-)
Peter: YES :,-)
Sam: Kill me now
Ella: I HAVE TO GO ASK HIM OUT NOW
Ella: I'm not ugly, am I? I feel like maybe Bucky was being truthful and-
Peter: You are FLAWLESS
Steve: you are so PRETTY
Thor: YOU ARE VERY NICE LOOKING
Steve: Sam join in
Sam: you don't have meatballs on your face, which is good
Ella: Uh, thanks
Ella: OFF I GO
(Ella has joined out)
Thor: ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)
Thor: ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)
Sam: You guys really don't think Bucky and Ella would be the best couple ever??
Thor: ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)
(Steve has removed Sam, Thor)
Peter: Omg
Peter: I am alone with Captain America
Peter: OMG I'M WITH CAPTAIN AMERICA IN A CHAT ROOM
Steve: Uh
Peter: THIS IS SO COOL
Peter: MAN
Peter: SIR I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT-
(Steve has joined out)
Peter: OH
Peter: Oh
Peter: Well that's fine
Peter: I like Iron Man better anyways
Peter: ...
Peter: Yeah
(Peter has joined out)
(Chat has ended)
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