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CHAT: "GUYS HURRY UP AND JOIN, FRM STEVE"

(Ella, Sam, Tony, Thor, Bucky has joined)

Thor: ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)

Tony: Ew

Ella: Seriously Thor?

Steve: GUYZ!

Sam: Whaddup

Steve: OKAY SO NAT EXPLAINED SHIPS TO ME

Sam: Oh gosh

Ella: Yay?

Tony: Damn it

Bucky: Why did she do that?

Steve: Because after our last chat Sam was telling me about "shipping" Ella and Bucky- and then I went and asked Natasha what he meant. She said that a "ship" is when you want two people to get together romantically. Therefore, some people combined names! Sam kept chanting "Buckella", so that made sense.

Ella: That was the best you could come up with, Sam?

Bucky: Someone's game is low

Sam: Sorry, I had to think of it on the fly

Tony: This is all pathetic

Thor: ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)

Tony: stOP THOR

Steve: Anyways, it lead me to think of other ship names, such as "Stucky", which is what Natasha supplied to me as an example. It is me and Bucky.

Bucky: See, THAT one is better

Tony: gayyy

Ella: So why is this is important?

Thor: ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)

Steve: Because I started to think of one for Tony and Pepper!

Tony: WHAT

Steve: PepperTony!!!

Ella: ....

Ella: HAHAHAHAHA

Bucky: AHAHAHHAA

Sam: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Steve: AHAHHAHAHA

Thor: ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙) HA HA

Sam: LOLOLOL

Tony: -.-

Bucky: BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE-

Tony: I get it, okay?

Steve: AHAHHAHA IT'S LIKE-

Ella: PEPPERONI!

Sam: AHAHAHHAHA HOLD ON

(Sam has invited Vision, Bruce)

Tony: SERIOUSLY?

Sam: BRUCE START CALLING PEPPER AND TONY PEPPERONI

Bruce: Why can't you do it

Sam: BECAUSE HE WON'T LET ME IN HIS HOUSE

Bruce: Uh, fine. Under one condition.

Steve: WHAT IS IT?

Bruce: Wow calm down

Ella: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Bucky: HAHAHAHHA

Sam: HAHAHHA

Steve: Haha

Ella: Ha

Bucky: ha

Sam: Yeah, what's the condition?

Bruce: No more making me angry on Instagram

Sam: Oh..... WHY?

Bruce: It's not funny and I have to pay for a new phone

Thor: ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)

Ella: But it is funny!

Steve: What is Instagram?

Bucky: DON'T TELL STEVE, I CAME ACROSS A NAKED WOMAN ON INSTAGRAM AND I DON'T WANT HIM TO SEE

Steve: I'm an adult, Buck

Bucky: Are you???

Steve: ....

(Bruce has joined out)

Ella: Guys seriously, I just came up with the best idea anyone could ever come up with

Tony: Oh no

Ella: OH YES

(Ella has invited Pepper)

Tony: ELLA I SWEAR-

Pepper: Hey guys

Pepper: Oh, Thor, what a cute face!

Thor: ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)

Thor: THANK YOU LADY PEPPER

Ella: PEPPER READ THE REST OF OUR CHAT

Sam: HAHAHAHA

Pepper: Okay hold on

Pepper: This make take a while

Ella: I'll wait ;-)

Steve: EEEEEEEE

(Peter has joined)

Tony: KID PLEASE SAVE ME

Peter: WHAT? OMG MR. STARK ARE YOU FEELING WELL?

Tony: Yes fine

Peter: ???

Ella: Hey Peter Parker Lemon Water

Peter: Hey

Peter: Did you ask T'Challa out yet

Ella: Not yet

Bucky: What?

Sam: What?

Steve: What?

Peter: Oh, guys! Ella is going to date T'Challa!

Ella: Shhh, Peter

Bucky: she's gonna WHAT?

Sam: NO NO NO NO NO

Steve: Interesting. I support you fully, Ella. I think he is a good man.

Ella: Thank you Steve 🤗

Bucky: ???

Sam: NO MY SHIP! MY BEAUTIFUL SHIP :,-( WHY ELLA? WHY?

Ella: Because he's cute?

Bucky: No telling he actually likes you back, since you're ugly and all

Ella: :-O

Peter: wow

Steve: THAT IS A NO-NO, BUCKY

(Steve has removed Bucky from chat)

Ella: :,-( I'm so ugly

Thor: YOU ARE NOT UGLY LADY ELLA

Peter: I think you are pretty

Ella: :-)

Steve: Yes, thank you Thor and Peter

Thor: ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)

Peter: 🕷🕷🕷🕷

Sam: I cannot believe he did that

Sam: Actually I can, he's a mean lil shit

Steve: He's just grumpy because I ate the last of the mini wheats

Tony: YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC. PEPPER IS IN OUR ROOM LAUGHING HER PRETTY ASS OFF. SHE IS FLOPPING AROUND LIKE A SEAL. AND BRUCE IS CHANTING 'PEPPERONI' WHILE BANGING HIS HEAD AGAINST A WALL. WHY DID YOU DO THIS?

Steve: Because

Ella: 11/10 excuse

Sam: 20/10 excuse

Tony: I HAVE TO GO. I NEED SOME MUFFINS.

(Tony has joined out)

Pepper: AHAHHAHAHAHAHA PEPPERONI

(Pepper has joined out)

Ella: Lol.

Sam: I'm still very upset.

Ella: Why?

Sam: Because MY SHIP

Peter: I say we all ship "E'challa"

Steve: Waht

Sam: NO

Ella: IS THAT A SHIP NAME :,-)

Peter: YES :,-)

Sam: Kill me now

Ella: I HAVE TO GO ASK HIM OUT NOW

Ella: I'm not ugly, am I? I feel like maybe Bucky was being truthful and-

Peter: You are FLAWLESS

Steve: you are so PRETTY

Thor: YOU ARE VERY NICE LOOKING

Steve: Sam join in

Sam: you don't have meatballs on your face, which is good

Ella: Uh, thanks

Ella: OFF I GO

(Ella has joined out)

Thor: ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)

Thor: ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)

Sam: You guys really don't think Bucky and Ella would be the best couple ever??

Thor: ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)

(Steve has removed Sam, Thor)

Peter: Omg

Peter: I am alone with Captain America

Peter: OMG I'M WITH CAPTAIN AMERICA IN A CHAT ROOM

Steve: Uh

Peter: THIS IS SO COOL

Peter: MAN

Peter: SIR I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT-

(Steve has joined out)

Peter: OH

Peter: Oh

Peter: Well that's fine

Peter: I like Iron Man better anyways

Peter: ...

Peter: Yeah

(Peter has joined out)

(Chat has ended)

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