CHAT: "PRIVATE MESSAGE @BUCKIEBARNS89, FRM @SAMTHEMAN"

Bucky: Ugh what the fuck do you want now?

Sam: Were you in love with Ella?

Bucky: What kind of question is that?

Sam: Is that a yes , then?

Bucky: I still don't know why you're bugging me about your stupid ship, Sam. She's dead. 

Sam: Are you avoiding the question?

Bucky: No.

Sam: So were you?

Bucky: NO. Does that make you happy? I can say NO louder if you want if you're going deaf or something 

Sam: Good. You have a date, Bucky, and you need to get ready and go about looking sharp ;-)

Bucky: ...

Bucky: I told you, Steve and I are not a thing, I have no date

Sam: No, Bucky, you have a date with a girl

Bucky: No, Ella is dead and I highly doubt Natasha would go on a date with me 

Sam: No, another girl

Bucky: ...

Bucky: Sam you didN'T DARE

Sam: I did! Her name is Rose, Bucky, she's very nice. And the best part? SHE'S A HISTORIAN!

Bucky: I'm goinG TO MURDER YOU, SAM! I CAN MAKE MY OWN DATES

Sam: You actually can't tho

Bucky: That is NOT the POINT. The point is, I'm not looking to date anyone, so GET. LOST.

Sam: What do I tell Rose? You don't want to break her heart, do you?

Bucky: How old is she?

Sam: 30! She's perfect!

Bucky: You're about her age. Go out with her yourself.

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Sam: Well. I know never to try that again at least.

Sam: ...

Sam: I should probably apologize to Rose.

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CHAT: "PRIVATE MESSAGE @CHALLAHOLLA23, FRM @NATASHARED"

Natasha: HEY BRO!

T'Challa: Uh, hi

Natasha: I haven't seen you lately. Whattup?

T'Challa: I'm just chilling and stuff

Natasha: T'Chilling?

T'Challa: -.-

Natasha: Haha! Anyways, I was just checking up on you. I mean, I would have done this sooner, but I thought I'd see you at Ella's memorial. But you know, I didn't. Speaking of which, where were you?

T'Challa: I attended the memorial.

Natasha: ....What?

T'Challa: I stayed hidden. I figured if I made an entrance, I would only be comforted and payed attention to. I do better if I'm left alone with my thoughts.

Natasha: Oh. Well, I guess that makes sense.

T'Challa: Yes. The memorial was nice, as well. 

Natasha: It was.

T'Challa: I saw a lot of people crying. Some cried whom I was very surprised.

Natasha: What do you mean?

T'Challa: After everyone left, I was one of the last in the church. But Bucky was there, and he cried a bit. I let him have his moment so I could have mine. I guess... I shouldn't have gotten jealous. He's a nice man.

Natasha: Jealous?

T'Challa: It's a long story. 

Natasha: So if you were there... do you feel any worse about her death?

T'Challa: I still have my regrets. But I feel better now. Thank Tony for the memorial for me, would you?

Natasha: Of course. Are you going to be alright? Steve wanted me to check.

T'Challa: Of course. I have a country to run, after all. I am a king.

Natasha: Right. Well, I better go. And make sure to join in on our chats again, okay? No one blames you for what happened. In fact, we all miss you. You really are an Avenger, T'Challa, no matter what the 'official' SHIELD papers say.

T'Challa: ...Thank you.

Natasha: No problem.

T'Challa: Best wishes, Natasha.

Natasha: You too.

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CHAT: "PRIVATE MESSAGE @ELLADABITCH93, FRM @LEVIHECK"

Ella: How do you keep finding me?

Levi: Simple, really. 

Ella: ?...

Ella: Are you going to tell me?

Levi: No. Then you'd take it off.

Ella: Take what off?

Levi: Your inability to hide.

Ella: I- 

Ella: Wow, actually, that was really good

Levi: I know, right? I've waited so long for that

Ella: Yeah I mean I thought you put a tracker on me or something

Levi: Oh, no, I'm not that gullible, you're a great lady

Ella: What does being a great lady have to do with trackers?

Levi: Nothing

Ella: Cool.

Ella: So, really, can we please part ways? We're in 2001, Levi. Our internet is slow as hell. People are wearing neck ties as belts. Shrek is a NEW movie. Cell phones are horrible and chunky. You want to kill me, but I sort of want to live. See the problems here? I like Shrek 2, Levi, BUT THERE IS NO SHREK 2.

Levi: What a dilemma. I pity you. 

Ella: You do not sound as if you're truly pitying me.

Levi: Because I am not pitying you.

Ella: Wow, what a thought, Levi Heck lied to me

Levi: Let that go already, Ella, it's in the past. Quite literally. 

Ella: NO. I WILL NOT LET IT GO. What do you expect me to do? Let go of the fact you pretended to love me and married me only to trick me into my certain doom? After a super dramatic reveal that you are a time traveler, too? NO.

Levi: You're not dead yet. I have not tricked you into anything but being very inconvenient and running everywhere.

Ella: Do you expect me to sit still while you try and murder me?

Levi: No, but I planned for you to run back to your boyfriend to make things easier.

Ella: Not a great plan.

Ella: My boyfriend is a king. All I have to do is say that you've tried to murder me and he'd send his entire army after you. You see how I'd have the advantage there? The Salem Witch trials were better. All you had to do was say "SHE'S A WITCH" and I was tried and I almost didn't escape. I hate that period of time. You could blink the wrong way and be killed.

Levi: That was quite brilliant of me, I must admit. The 1600's were quite helpful on my part.

Ella: Stop being so British, Levi! THIS IS CHAT!

Levi: Sorry. Anyways, I didn't mean your cat boyfriend. I meant your other boyfriend.

Ella: You mean Loki?

Levi: What? 

Ella: Well, there was this whole thing with Taylor Swift, a military dog with one leg, and a piece of lettuce...

Levi: What??

Ella: Yeah. Long story short, I ended up dating Loki for a while. Not a bad kisser. Better than you, at least.

Levi: Uh... good to know

Ella: Sorry. You were saying? 

Levi: Well I was saying your other boyfriend.

Ella: Zac Efron?

Levi: No, I-

Ella: David Tennant? 

Levi: NO, WHAT THE FUCK, ELLA? I MEAN BUCKY BARNES

Ella: Oh

Ella: I've never dated him tho?

Levi: YOU ARE SO CLUELESS. I WAS TRYING TO BE ANNOYING BY CALLING HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE CUTE TOGETHER, OKAY? YOU'RE SO DUMB

Ella: I'm dumb? You're dumbest because you think we're cute together. WE ARE UGLY TOGETHER. WE ARE SO NOT-PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER TUMBLR HAS BLOGS DEDICATED TO HATING OUR SHIP. EVEN SAM WILSON PUKES AT THE THOUGHT OF IT.

Levi: I read all your chats when we were married for a week. That is not the case.

Ella: You haven't even met Bucky. Why did you want me to run to him?

Levi: Because I want to kill him too.

Ella: WHY?

Levi: He killed my sister.

Ella: ...Are you kidding me?

Levi: NO. 

Levi: The Winter Solider came and murdered the only family I had left, my little 11 year old sister. I protected her by working for the government, using my time traveling skills to track people like you down. But he killed her in front of my eyes. Ella, I have to get revenge. He's a horrible villain. He needs to be ended.

Ella: ...

Ella: Everyone in 2017 thinks I'm dead. I WENT TO MY OWN MEMORIAL IN DISGUISE. I lost my entire family because I had to write fake suicide notes just to make you think I was dead for a while. Maybe he killed your sister when he was helplessly brainwashed, but you know what? YOU made me kill myself. YOU cost me my family. A short visit to the past turned into a year-long running spree. YOU ruined everything. You have a better name as a villian.

Levi: You're shipped with a a villain. You've dated a villain. And you've married a villain. Maybe you're one yourself, just like Bucky.

Ella: Fuck you, he's not a villain.

Levi: He's a nasty, heartless, son of a gun villain. 

Ella: If you say he's a villain ONE MORE TIME I WILL-

Levi: He's a horrible murderer and a ruthless villain 

(Ella has joined out)

Levi: Ha

Levi: No wait

Levi: WHERE DID YOU-

Levi: UGH. Now I have to go find her again.

Levi: ...

Levi: I bet myself 10 bucks she's on the Titanic for the fourth time.

Levi: What a horrible hider.

(Levi has joined out)

(Chat has ended)