17 | Memories


CHAT: "HEY GUYS, FRM TONY"

(Vision, Wanda, Natasha, Bruce, Steve, Sam, Bucky, Thor, Clint has joined)

Tony: Hey.

Bucky: Hello.

Steve: Hi.

Sam: Yo.

Vision: :-)

Wanda: Hey-o.

Natasha: Wassup.

Bruce: Salutations.

Clint: Bonjour.

Thor: ¯\_ⱺ╭╮ⱺ_/¯

Tony: So, uh. The memorial was nice.

Sam: Yeah.

Bucky: Yeah, it was. I liked the teal flowers.

Natasha: And the black flowers.

Wanda: Her favorite colors...

Steve: I've been to too many funerals this year.

Bucky: Who else died?

Steve: Peggy.

Bucky: She- yoU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT

Steve: You were being a hobbit in Sokovia 

Bucky: ...Fair point

Bruce: Did anyone else notice there were a lot of random SHIELD agents there, too? I mean, I didn't know so many people knew her. 

Tony: Yeah, I noticed that too.

Thor: I WILL MISS LADY ELLA DEARLY

Bruce: Me too.

Natasha: Diddo.

Bucky: Yeah.

Clint: So, Laura asked if you guys wanted to come over for dinner tonight?

Natasha: I'm in

Tony: Would we all fit in your house?

Clint: Outdoor dinner, Tony, we have acres of land

Thor: I AM IN

Bucky: ...Only if you please keep all magnets away from your kids this time?

Clint: Sure, Buck

Bucky: Great. I'm in.

Steve: Can I chop wood again???!?!?!

Clint: Uh, okay

Steve: YESSSS

Tony: I'm not going in your shed

Clint: THAT WAS A ONE-TIME THING BRO

Tony: Don't call me that -.-

Sam: I'm in for free food

Bruce: So...

Wanda: Can I bring chicken nuggets? I love making chicken nuggets

Clint: Sure

Bucky: Well, I'm at least glad the memorial is over. It was pretty hard to get through. 

Steve: Yeah.

Bucky: I mean, I feel like there should have been more oreos on the snack table instead of black olives, but it was really good. 

Sam: Yeah.

Natasha: By the way, we should all thank Tony for paying for it.

Bruce: We really should!

Bucky: ...fine. Thanks

Steve: Thank you, Tony.

Thor: THANK YOU 

Sam: Thx

Clint: Same<^>

Tony: Ah, yes, praise me

Natasha: Never mind, that was a terrible idea

Tony: ;-)

Vision: Lol

Clint: Shut up, robot

Wanda: LEAVE VISION ALONE

Clint: MAHMAHMEH MY NAME IS WANDA AND LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND ALOOONNEEE

Wanda: :-0 CLINT BARTON, THAT WAS RUDE

Natasha: It was also funny but um... Clint, be sorry to her

Clint: I am sorry to you, Wanda, my adopted daughter

Wanda: I forgive you, then

Vision: #NatashaThePeacemaker 

Steve: :-)

Steve: :-(

Steve: Did T'Challa come to the memorial?

Bucky: ...

Bruce: I didn't see him

Thor: I DID NOT SEE THE CAT MAN

Natasha: That's terrible. I should try messaging him.

Steve: Yeah, do that. He hasn't logged on in forever. I wonder if he's okay.

Bucky: It is kinda weird that he isn't here, and even though I'm not particularly fond of the guy for the time being, I'm curious if he's okay. 

Sam: Invite him to Clint's dinner!

Vision: That's a good idea!

Clint: I'm fine with that. But tell him to bring the mask, Nat. The kids love it.

Natasha: Will do.

(Natasha has joined out)

Steve: :-)

Steve: :-(

Steve: I can't believe she's really gone.

Bucky: I JUST STOPPED THINKING ABOUT THAT STEVE DAMN YOU

(Bucky has joined out)

Sam: ...

Tony: Beware, Bucky's in his hormonal teenager stage 2.0

Bruce: Bucky's hurting, isn't he?

Vision: Poor Barnes...

Wanda: Well, he was pretty upset yesterday. 

Steve: How upset?

Wanda: Hold on.

Wanda: 

Steve: Why is your background theme orange?

Bruce: Do you save every chat??

Clint: You SLEEP with Vision?

Vision: Do you tell everyone about us?

Tony: Do you stay up and have late-night conversations with Bucky? That's weird, Wanda

Thor: WHY DID YOU NEED TO BE ALONE, LADY WANDA?

Sam: I'm with Steve- why ORANGE??

Wanda: Guys you're missing my point

Steve: Sorry. It looks like Bucky was really conflicted.

Sam: I say we wake his ass up and throw him in the Atlantic. That'll help him come to terms with Ella's death, won't it? She died in the Atlantic and all

Clint: *sigh*

Steve: We are not throwing Bucky anywhere, Sam

Sam: Damn it

Wanda: Look, guys, he's just sad. He'll get over it. Well, no, he'll move on. He just needs time.

Vision: I agree

Steve: Me too

Sam: ...

Sam: WE NEED TO FIND HIM ANOTHER WOMAN

Bruce: ...NO

Tony: Ugh, I'm out

(Tony has joined out)

Steve: Sam, forget it. He needs to move on by himself. Not everyone has to have a SO just to be happy. And that's going off the suspicion Bucky even liked Ella more than a friend.

Sam: Oh, he didn't like her. He loved her. BIG TIME. I saw it plain as day, ya'll are just blind af.

Bruce: UGH

Wanda: Someone kick Sam off before he-

Sam: I KNOW SOMEONE! 

Wanda: -tries to set him up with someone. Called it.

Steve: Sam, listen to me. NO. N-O. EN-OH. NOH. NAH. NO.

Sam: Too late. He needs a woman. 

(Sam has joined out)

Steve: SAM WILSON MARCH YOUR ASS BACK HERE

Bruce: Steve, watch your language

Wanda: Yeah, don't cuss in front of us

Thor: Do not say that word!

Clint: You kiss Sharon with that mouth, Steve?

Vision: Clean your mouth out with soap, Captain.

Steve: ...

(Steve has removed Wanda, Bruce, Clint, Vision from chat)

Steve: I need to find Bucky before this goes terribly wrong...

(Steve has joined out)

(Chat has ended)




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