CHAT: "I HAVE ANOTHER GAME, FRM SAM"

(Steve, Tony, Bruce, Natasha, Vision, Bucky, Wanda, Clint has joined)

Bucky: Really, a game?

Sam: Really, you're still here?

Steve: Is this another shipping game?

Natasha: I'm all in for whatever it is. I'm bored af

Clint: Natasha won't make us pizza:-(

Natasha: Because it's your day to make the pizza

Clint: BUT LAST TIME I NEARLY BURNT MY FINGER OFF

Natasha: I know, it was hilarious 

Clint: ARGH

Wanda: We made couple pies, but Vision almost glitched. BTW, no more blueberry sauce for him

Vision: I. amm finEe

Wanda: Sure you are.

Vision: I hAvee a feeinq tHat y.ou ar.ee bEing.g saRcas.tiC

Wanda: Well, you're not wrong.

Tony: So can we play the game and get this over with? Happy made us dinner for his birthday and Pepper says I have to come

Steve: Wah wah, poor you

Tony: Excuse me?

Bruce: Sam, are you even here?

Sam: Yep

Bruce: Then please explain your game before someone kills someone else.

Sam: Hold on.

(Sam has invited T'Challa)

T'Challa: What do you want

Sam: A game

T'Challa: Have you found Ella

Bucky: ...

Steve: No, not yet.

Bucky: 'Cause she's dead.

(T'Challa has joined out)

Natasha: You and Steve were dead for seventy years, but not really. We can't loose hope.

Sam: Only she wasn't a super solider.

Bucky: Yeah.

Vision: Ag.Reed

Wanda: And she sort of told us she died.

Clint: Wow, what a bunch of pessimists we have here.

Bucky: Ur face is a taco.

Clint: What?

Bucky: Yeah, you heard me. A TACO. >:-(

Sam: ANYWAYS, I decided we would play a game to keep our minds off the memorial on Sunday. So, who's ready to play the LYRIC GAME?!?!?!?

Natasha: Oh no.

Sam: EXPLANATION TIME! Okay, so, I'll be the host. Everyone else is the players. See, I give you a subject like... opening a pizza box. All you guys have to do is find the perfect song lyrics to match the subject. Which, in this case would be Adele's "Hello" since we're opening a pizza box. You know, since pizza is great. Also, one player is disqualified every round. If the question happens to be you or a ship you're part of, you cannot comment a lyric. Got it?

Thor: I LIKE THIS GAME

Bucky: Meh, why not.

Clint: Sounds GRRROOVVYYY

Vision: I...liKe i't

Steve: Might as well.

Wanda: Okay!

Tony: FINE.

Bruce: I'm in.

Sam: GREAT. We'll start off with... #SteveSharon

Steve: OH COME ON

Sam: And... GO!

Wanda: Kiss me hard before you go

Bucky: Nah to ah to the no, nO, NO

Natasha: I'm gonna marry her anyways... MARRY DAT GURL

Tony: I love you like a love song, baby

Clint: We aren't lovers, we're just strangers 

Bruce: THIS LOVE IS DIFFICULT, CAUSE IT'S NOT REALLLL

Vision: an.I can"t he''lp fALLinG in1ove wi<th,you

Sam: And.... STOP!

Sam: WINNER OF ROUND 1: Bucky

Bucky: Ahaha yes bitches

Steve: THIS ISN'T FAIR

Sam: Bruce, you're not allowed to change lyrics. DISQUALIFIED.

Bruce: Damn.

(Sam has removed Bruce from chat)

Wanda: Wow

Sam: Okay, now... #Steggy

Steve: WHAT?!?!?

Sam: And... GO!

Natasha: Say you'll see me again even if it's just in your wildest dreams

Clint: Ohhhhh I just wanna dance with somebody 

Tony: If you liked it you shoulda put a ring on it

Bucky: You and I... we were born to die

Vision: Andd You"rE here in,my hEArt anD#my heeart will go oN and.on

Wanda: Don't need money, don't take fame, don't need no credit card to ride this train, it's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes, but it might just save your life, that's the power of love

Sam: And... STOP!

Sam: WINNER OF ROUND 2: Clint 

Clint: YASS

Steve: :,-(

Sam: Wanda, you're disqualified, your lyric was too long

Wanda: WHA-

(Sam has removed Wanda from chat)

Sam: In loving memory of Ella Hart, I declare round three to be #WinterElla

Bucky: :-((((((((((

Sam: And... GO!

Steve: I hate you, I love you, I hate that I love you

Vision: Wh.eN wi-ll yoUU seE,,,yoU belOnG""W ith M.e

Clint: AND IIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUU

Natasha: Damn your eyes for taking my breath away

Tony: It's a love story baby, just say 'yes'

Sam: And... STOP!

Sam: Winner or round 3: Tony

Bucky: :,,,,,,,-(

Tony: AHAHA YASS

Sam: Sorry Vision, you're lyrics are good, but your words are getting harder to read. We need the best of the best. DISQUALIFIED.

Vision: I am very upset

(Sam has removed Vision from chat)

Sam: Alright, now, ROUND 4! This time's theme: Me!

Sam: And... GO!

Tony: Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Natasha: fly, robin, fly

Bucky: I got a list of names and yours is in reD UNDERLINED 

Steve: You came in like a wrecking ball

Clint: And I dream I'm an eagle, and I dream I can spread my wings

Sam: And... STOP!

Sam: Uh, okay, wow, both Steve and Tony broke the rules

Tony: WHAT?!?!

Sam: Nae Nae has no relation to me!

Steve: WHAT?!

Sam: No changing lyrics, Steve!

Tony: FUCKING DAMN YOU

Steve: I am so sorry, Sam, please forgive me and my ways

Sam: Okay, Tony's done

Tony: NO WAIT-

(Sam has removed Tony from chat)

Steve: Ahaha yesss

Sam: Alright, who's left for round 5?

Steve: Me

Natasha: ME

Bucky: Me

Clint: Me

Sam: Okay, a few more rounds and then we'll choose a winner. Round 5: #WinterWidow

Bucky: COME ON

Natasha: REALLY???

Sam: And... GO!

Steve: Got a long list of ex lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane 

Clint: My old man is a bad man but I can't deny the way he holds my hand

Sam: And... STOP!

Natasha: WE COULDN'T EVEN GO THIS ROUND

Bucky: WHY??

Sam: HMMMMMM

Bucky: Steve wins

Natasha: No, CLINT WINS

Bucky: STEVE

Natasha: CLINT

Bucky: STEVE

Natasha: CLINT

Bucky: STEVE

Natasha: CLINT

Bucky: STEVE

Natasha: CLINT

Bucky: CLINT

Natasha: STEVE

Bucky: Okay if you insist

Natasha: I- why yoU LITTLE FUCKER

Sam: STOP IT

Natasha: :-((((

Clint: SO WHO WINS???

Sam: Clint wins, Steve is disqualified

Bucky: YOU DID THAT TO MAKE ME MAD I KNOW YOU DID

Steve: Okay, I see, I guess I'm giving the shield to Bucky nOW WHEN I DIE SINCE HE ISN'T A TRAITOR AND A-

(Sam has removed Steve from chat)

Sam: Round 6?

Bucky: -.-

Natasha: Just get it over with

Clint: Ready.

Sam: Perfect. Round 6: Bucky.

Bucky: Fuck you

Sam: AND... SO!

Natasha: You are part of a machine, you are not a human being

Bucky: Wait Nat hold up whAT 

Clint: I'm bad to the bone

Sam: And... STOP!

Sam: HAHA

Bucky: FuCK YoU

Sam: Winner: Natasha. Clint, that was funny, but not as impressive.

Clint: Shitballs-

(Sam has removed Clint from chat)

Sam: Now it's down to you two, Bucky and Natasha, to be the winner. ARE YOU READY?

Sam: I actually don't care if you are or not. Round 7: Steve Rogers.

Bucky: FINALLY A SUBJECT I STUDY FOR

Natasha: Yesss

Sam: Go for it.

Natasha: I'm too sexy for my shirt

Bucky: Tell me I'm your national anthem

Sam: Stop!

Sam: Ohhhh. Those are both gold

Bucky: Yeah, I know

Sam: Natasha wins.

Bucky: WHAT?!?!?

Natasha: HAHAHAHAHAH YES BITCHES

Bucky: That's my line-

Natasha: I'M GOING TO TELL EVERYONE LOL BYE LOSERS 

(Natasha has joined out)

Bucky: You know what, Wilson?

Sam: Yeah?

Bucky: That was fun. Next time, though, if you make me lose on the topic of Steve Rogers, I will end you. Got it?

Sam: Uh

Sam: Boop?

(Sam has joined out)

Bucky: WilsON

(Bucky has joined out)

(Chat has ended)