CHAT: "JOIN HERE IF YOU ARE AN AVENGER, FRM ELLA"

(Tony has joined)

Tony: Hey, Ella, can you please tell me why Natasha went blonde?

Ella: Really? My first chat, and you ask about Natasha's hair?

Tony: Yeah. You know about it?

Ella: Uh... I don't know.

Ella: Ask Clint.

Tony: I tried. But he just looked at me in a really weird way. Like, a scared way.

Ella: Maybe she just wanted a change. I have brown hair now, but my hair used to be blue.

Tony: You have naturally blue hair?

Ella: No! My regular hair is brown. I just dyed it blue for a while.

Tony: So your hair is actually brown?

Ella: Yes.

Tony: Like, light brown or Bucky Barnes brown?

Ella: Why does he get his own hair color of brown?

Tony: Because he's dark.

Ella: So am I, but-

(Thor has joined)

Thor: LADY ELLA, I HAVE ARRIVED AS PROMISED

Ella: Awe, thanks Thor! At least someone came out of the goodness of their heart.

Tony: Is that insult directed at me?

Ella: >:-(

Thor: A FACE

Tony: >:-P

Ella: Did you just stick your tongue out at me?

Tony: Yeah.

Thor: HOW DO YOU MAKE A FACE

Ella: That is very immature, Tony. I'm telling Pepper.

Tony: Go ahead.

Thor: I THINK I HAVE FOUND IT

Thor: ;-0

Ella: Very nice, Thor.

Thor: THANK YOU

Thor: ;-0

Ella: Ugh, where is everyone else?

Tony: Maybe they'd come if you weren't so bossy.

Ella: Am I that bossy? I try not to be.

Ella: Thor am I bossy

Thor: YOU ARE NOT AS BOSS LIKE AS LADY NATASHA

Thor: ;-0

Tony: Stop with your orgasm face, Thor

Ella: TONY!

Thor: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

Ella: It's okay, Thor. I like your face

(Clint, Natasha, Sam has joined)

Thor: THANK YOU LADY ELLA ;-0

Sam: That's quite a face you got there, Thor

Thor: ;-0

Natasha: Wait, what is this about my hair?

Ella: Tony thinks it's ugly

Tony: NO I DIDN'T SAY THAT I SWEAR

Ella: Actually he did

Ella: He told me in person, he's in my room

Thor: ;-0

Clint: Why is he in your room

Ella: Uh... We were making... cookies

Tony: I'D NEVER MAKE COOKIES WITH YOU

Clint: In your room?

Ella: Did I say cookies? I meant we were making out

Natasha: That is a huge lie

Clint: #TellingPepper

Thor: ;-0

Ella: Pfft, why?

Natasha: The only person you'd make out with is in MY room

Sam: Bucky is in your room?

Ella: BACK THAT SHIP UP, SAM

Natasha: No, Steve is

Tony: EW WHY

Natasha: He's telling me about how much he's in looove with someone

Tony: Is it me?

Clint: I bet you $100,000 it isn't you

Thor: ;-0

Sam: Raise that bet higher

Tony: Uh, no deal

Natasha: It isn't Tony

Clint: Called it

Natasha: It's... Bucky

Ella: WHAT?

Sam: Should've raised the bet, bro

Clint: He said no deal

Sam: DON'T STAND FOR THAT SHIT, HE'S RICH

(Steve has joined)

Steve: Hi

Steve: Wait

Steve: Wait I'm not telling you I'm in love with Bucky

Natasha: UGH WHEN DID YOU DECIDE TO JOIN AND RUIN MY FUN

Natasha: GO AWAY

Steve: That's... mean

Tony: You're ass is mean

Ella: Be nice, Tony

Tony: NO

Thor: ;-0

Sam: Steve, Tony is rich as honey itself and he wouldn't even bet on the fact you didn't love him

Steve: Hmm

Steve: Smart move, Tony, you would've been throwing money out the window

Ella: Omg

Tony: That's very salty, Rogers

Natasha: UMMM petition to re-name Steve to Salty Steve

Steve: No

Thor: ;-0

Sam: You have my name

Clint: And mine

Tony: MINE

Steve: EVEN YOU, SAM? :,-(

Sam: Sorry not sorry

Ella: I won't sign

Steve: Thanks:-)

Ella: I'll sign the petition to change it to Sexy Steve though

Natasha: Oh yes, me too

Ella: ;-)

Natasha: ;-)

Steve: I am very unconformable now

(Wanda, Bruce has joined)

Wanda: Hey everyone

Ella: Hey Wanda

Bruce: Hi

Bruce: Tony you need sleep

Tony: What the hell is that supposed to mean

Bruce: I mean you get very rude when you don't get any sleep

Sam: I second that

Thor: ;-0

Ella: Omg Bruce

Bruce: It's true

Natasha: Actually he has a point there

Steve: I agree

Wanda: Yeah

Tony: BRUCE

Tony: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY SCIENCE BRO

Tony: You're a traitor :,-(

Bruce: Whatever

(Bruce has joined out)

Ella: OMG TONY

Natasha: WHAT THE HELL STARK

Wanda: What was really rude, Tony

Steve: Wow

Sam: WTF

Clint: Take a chill pill, Stark

Tony: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!

Steve: Oh, please

Sam: You're very annoying on chat

Clint: Isn't he annoying all the time?

Thor: ;-0

Sam: Good point

(Tony has joined out)

Wanda: Haha

Sam: Lol

Ella: HAHAHA

Ella: Okay, besides Bruce, who isn't here? We were all supposed to be here by now

Natasha: LET ME COUNT

Natasha: *clears throat*

Clint: Did you type in your action

Natasha: Yes

Clint: *sigh*

Sam: *choke*

Wanda: What?

Natasha: So we have...

Thor: ;-0

Steve: Vision, T'Challa, Bucky, Peter, Scott, Sharon, and... Ella how many people did you invite? These are a lot of people

Ella: Well...

Natasha: STEVVEEVEVVE WHY DID YOU DO THAT

Steve: I read the invite list

Steve: Who is Lockjaw

Ella: Uh...

Ella: No one really

Sam: Who is Nova?

Ella: NO ONE

Thor: ;-0

Clint: Who is Oliver Queen?

Ella: STOP READING THE LIST, I-

Natasha: WHY WOULD INVITE PEGGY CARTER?

Ella: Well...

Steve: That really hurts.

Ella: I am SO sorry, but I got very excited

(Bucky, Vision, Sharon has joined)

Sam: Ew someone kick Bucky out

Bucky: Ew someone kick Sam off the earth

Steve: Bucky, Sam! Quit!

Sam: NO

Clint: lol

Sharon: Why was I invited to this shit

Steve: Sharon why that word

Bucky: I cen only typ e wi th on1 hand

Bucky: If I type slow I can do it

Sharon: I was in the middle of taking a shower

Steve: Oh

Sam: Clear mental images, Steve

Ella: EW

Bucky: EW

Steve: EW

Natasha: EW

Sam: Oh, please, don't lie to yourself

Sharon: I'm still here you guys

Clint: Lol

Wanda: This is much more entertaining than I imagined it would be

Vision: Hello Wanda

Wanda: Oh, hi

Thor: ;-0

Bucky: What is Thor doing

Thor: ;-0

Vision: Are you doing well, Wanda?

Wanda: I'm doing fine

Natasha: omg yesss i ship it

Sam: same

Ella: What?

Clint: Um, no, NO SHIP

Steve: What ship?

Natasha: They need to kiss

Sam: Yes

Clint: Guys, he's a ROBOT

Natasha: So?

Wanda: Guys stop

Bucky: I saw a butterfly outside

Steve: Stop what?

Ella: This is a mess

Steve: WHAT IS A SHIP

Thor: ;-0

Bucky: Steve, you should know what a ship is

Steve: But is it the same ship Nat is talking about?

Bucky: Who knows, I may have banged her so hard back in the day she might be a bit loopy

Natasha: ...

Clint: ...

Bucky: What?

Bucky: I thought it was funny

Ella: ...

Steve: ...

Wanda: ...

Ella: BUCKY?!

Bucky: Yes?

Sam: YOU DID WHAT

Natasha: I though we were keeping that on the down low?

Bucky: Oh right

Thor: ;-0

Bucky: Nvm guys

Ella: BUCKY NO

Bucky: What?

Ella: YOU BANGED HER?

Bucky: Well... back in the day

Steve: Nope, not today

(Steve has joined out)

Sharon: Well, on that note...

(Sharon has joined out)

Natasha: Anyone else?

(Clint, Wanda has joined out)

Bucky: Uh...

Sam: This is priceless but at the same time very horrifying

Natasha: YOU WANNA GO, WILSON?

Thor: ;-0

Sam: Uh, no

Natasha: THEN SHUT UP

Ella: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU...

Natasha: You're just jelly

Bucky: What

Ella: No, I'm disgusted.

Bucky: What

Natasha: JEALOUSY ISN'T GOOD FOR THE SOUL, BELLA

Ella: ...

Ella: You didn't

Natasha: Oh, I did

Thor: ;-0

Bucky: I think Bella is a cool name

Ella: YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT ROMANOFF

Natasha: ;-)

Ella: YOU KNOW MY NAME IS OFF LIMITS

Bucky: Wow please don't kill anyone

Vision: I am very confused

Sam: lol

Ella: OH, ALL THE SHIT I'M GOING TO DO TO YOU-

(Natasha has joined out)

Sam: lol

Ella: HEY

Thor: ;-0

Bucky: uh

Ella: She is such a jerk

Bucky: Well to be fair I did sort of tell people something I shouldn't have

Ella: So?

Bucky: So maybe she has a good reason to be angry

Ella: Uh

Ella: She blamed me of being jealous

Bucky: ...

Bucky: Are you?

Sam: :-O

Sam: SHIP

Vision: I am still very confused

(T'Challa has joined)

Ella: I am NOT JEALOUS

Thor: ;-0

Bucky: Okay, well-

Sam: SHIP

Ella: Shut up Sam

Vision: Can someone please explain

(T'Challa has joined out)

Sam: I will not shut up, thank you

Bucky: I didn't mean to make anyone mad, I just-

Sam: SHIPPPP

Ella: BE QUIET

Vision: I am distressed

Thor: ;-0

Ella: Bucky seriously I am not jealous, we met a month ago

Bucky: Okay yes but-

Sam: SHIPPPP SHIP SHIPPPP SSHHHIIPPPP SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

(Ella has removed Sam from chat)

Ella: Can we please let this go

Bucky: We didn't even talk it out

Ella: What is with you and Steve and 'talking things out'

Thor: ;-0

Bucky: Well

Ella: And why do you call me 'doll'

Bucky: Uh, well

Ella: And why do you hold the door for girls? that's not a thing anymore

Bucky: That is sad

Vision: WANDA HELP

(Vision has joined out)

Ella: And why do you lecture Steve about planes?

Bucky: weLL SEE THE LIL' SHIT DIDN'T-

Ella: And why does Sam hate you

Bucky: He's Steve's Number 2 now and he's mad

Ella: And why is your hair so fab

Bucky: idk

Ella: AND WHY DID YOU SLEEP WITH NATASHA

Bucky: ...

Bucky: I was brainwashed

Bucky: And well

Bucky: She was also hot

Ella: WAS?

Bucky: Well... no, she still is

Bucky: Kinda

Ella: Oh

Ella: My

Ella: Gosh

Ella: Ew

Thor: ;-0

(Ella has removed Thor from chat)

Bucky: What did Thor do?

Ella: He made orgasm faces

Bucky: ;-0

Ella: -.-

(Tony has joined)

(Ella has removed Tony from chat)

Bucky: That was fast

Ella: Yeah? How fast did you slip into her pants

Bucky: Okay

Bucky: Okay you know what

Bucky: See what happens when I try and REASON WITH YOU?

Bucky: YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE

(Bucky has joined out)

Ella: :-O

Ella: r00d

(Peter has joined)

Peter: Hey Ella

Ella: Oh, hi Peter Parker Lemon Water

Peter: ... okay then

Peter: Hmm

Peter: So you like Bucky

Ella: No

Ella: Why?

Peter: I read the rest of the chat

Ella: Oh

Ella: Well, I don't like Bucky

Peter: Well then do you like Natasha?

Ella: No

Ella: Wait.

Ella: Yeah, no

Peter: Do you like Sam

Ella: whAT

Ella: How-

Ella: no

Peter: Are you sure

Ella: Yes

Peter: Oh... Steve?

Ella: Everyone likes Steve

Peter: Fair point. What about Sharon?

Ella: I am not bi, Peter

Peter: That's what Steve said

Ella: ...

Ella: Who changed him?

Peter: Probs Bucky

Ella: Yeah

Ella: ...

Ella: Hey maybe I don't like anyone tbh

Peter: ???

Peter: No

Peter: You have to like someone

Ella: No

Ella: No I don't

Peter: Look, I'm 15, and you're how old?

Ella: 27

Ella: I'm not THAT old, I just-

Peter: You're old enough to date everyone one of them

Peter: NOT liking someone would be a waste

Ella: Uh... no

Peter: Well... why not? You can go for anyone

Ella: Well then I'll go for T'Challa. He's super sexy

Peter: Go for it

Ella: Yeah

Ella: Yeah!

Ella: Thanks

Peter: No problem.

Ella: I'm going to get myself a cat boyfriend!

Peter: Go you!

Ella: Yess!

(Peter has joined out)

Ella: :-)

Ella: Hmm

Ella: Why did I ban Thor?

Ella: I liked his orgasm faces

Ella: ...

Ella: Who am I kidding, this went horribly horrible

Ella: I'm never going to fit in here :-/

Ella: Natasha hates me

Ella: Now Bucky hates me too

Ella: And Tony

Ella: Running away to Africa doesn't seem half bad.

Ella: ...

Ella: ...

Ella: Why tf am I talking to myself

(Ella has joined out)

(Chat has ended)