Prank War

Can you do a one-shot where there's a prank war between Shuri, Peter, and Wanda and Tony gets pranked by accident? Can you also do one where Peter gets sick and Shuri watches vines with him to help make him feel better? -FanGirlForever19

Why yes, yes I can.

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"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

Shuri started laughing so hard she fell to the floor.

"Language!" Cap yelled from the kitchen.

"SHURI! I SWEAR TO GOD!" Wanda screamed.

"Which one, Thor?" Shuri cackled and grabbed her waist. "Oh my gosh I can't breatheeee!"

"What's going on here?" Peter asked as he entered the room.

"Shuri just fricking put oil on the floor and I slid and fell, hit a wall and had a bucket of water pour onto my head! No biggie." Wanda's eyes began to glow red.

Peter just smirked and went to the fridge. When he opened it a bunch of juice sprayed out onto him, along with confetti.

Steve just decided this was a good time for him to make his leave.

Wanda and Shuri bursted our laughing, well, Shuri even harder than before.

Somehow.

Peter just kept a straight face and stared at the fridge until their laughter died down. It was actually quite unsettling.

"Oh, oh my gosh. Wanda d-did you do that?" Shuri asked still on the floor trying to catch her breath from laughing.

"Would I be laughing this hard if I hadn't?" Wanda giggled, tears streaming down her face.

This went on for another five minutes. Peter still hasn't moved a muscle.

"Peter...?" Wanda said cautiously walking towards him.

"Um, you ok there white boy?" Shuri said jokingly.

He just continued to stare.

"Peter, seriously. Answer." Shuri suddenly got serious.

Slowly, peter turned to face Wanda and Shuri with an unreadable expression.

"Watch your back, it's on," was all he said before leaving the area.

Shuri and Wanda stood in silence until,

BOOM

"SHURI!"

"Bahahahahaha!"

"I Swear you better sleep with one eye open tonight." Wanda said beginning to walk away.

"You pranked him too! You better look out also!" Shuri called after Wanda.

"I hate you guys!" Peter screamed.

OoOoOo

"I need your help with a prank. Please." Peter said with big puppy eyes and an innocent smile.

"What is it ganna be?" Loki asked. "Better be good or else I'm not wasting my time."

"I want you to use your powers and shape shift into for it. Though." Peter exclaimed with excitement.

"K. And what else...?"

"I'm pulling a prank where I break my arm really badly and start screaming and crying and stuff and you're ganna shape-shift as and try and "comfort me"." Peter smiled. "It'll make it more believable. And I know this cool trick that can make my arm look broken!"

"This will be humiliating. But since you have the most innocent and adorable face I've ever seen, yes. I'll do it."

"Yay! I love you Loki!" Peter said as he ran up and hugged him. He then ran off.

"Ew, feelings."

OoOoOo (bro the dude who made spongebob died today. RIP D; )

(1 Hour later)

All the Avengers left to go to a meeting besides Shuri, Wanda, Peter, and obviously Loki. The teens can never sit still during meetings nor do they understand anything. So they aren't allowed to go. But Shuri and Wanda hadn't been told about the meeting, they'd just been told to stay home by Loki.

"Perfect..." Peter whispered to himself, smirking. "Loki, get ready, I'm Almost ready!"

"Oh lord save my soul.....Alright!" Loki then changed into Tony, wearing jeans and a T-shirt. He immediately left to go down the hallway and hide in a room.

Peter squealed with delight as he had finally made the finishing touches to his arm and bent it in a way that made it look broken in 2 places.

"Perfect."

Peter decided to grab one of the weights from the gym and drop it on the floor to make it seem like he fell from the ceiling and hurt his arm. Once he would drop it, he would put it into the fake plant at the corner of the room and run back to his place.

"It's go time."

BANG

"Ahhhhhhh!" Peter screamed as he went to hide the weight, soon after dropping onto the floor in his stomach clutching his arm.

He began sobbing harshly and rolled around grabbing his arm so harshly his knuckles were white.

"Peter what are y- PETER!?"

"Oh my god! PETER! Hey, Hey! What happened!? ARE YOU OK?!"

Both Shuri and Wanda came running over to his side as he screamed in agony with tears pouring down his face.

"H-Help m-m-me! It hurts! *hiccup* It hurts s-so b-b-bad!" Peter sobbed.

'This is going great!' Peter thought.

"Peter look at me, you'll be ok. We are ganna get you some help ok?" Wanda soothed, but he saw the increasing panic in her eyes and Peters screams got louder.

"It's ok Peter, j-just look at me, focus on me." Shuri said calmly. But again, Peter could see her panicking.

Peter calmed down until

SNAP

"AUGHHHHHH!" Peter screamed at the top of his lungs. Really, it was just a stick peter told Loki to snap into a microphone he had attached to his clothes.

Peter became a screaming, sobbing mess and began shaking which alarmed the girls.

"Peter! Hey hey hey! It's o-ok j-just look at me. Wanda! Go get help!" Shuri screamed as she went up to Peter trying to keep him still while running a hand through his hair. But it didn't help, Peter kept crying.

Wanda ran through the halls looking for someone until she saw Tony walking towards the kitchen.

"Tony! PeterIsHurtReallyReallyBadlyAndShuriAndIDontKnowWhatToDoAndHisArmSnappedAgainAndHeWasSobbingAndIDontKnowWhatToDo!" Wanda was hyperventilating.

"Wanda, I need to to calm down and tell me what happened. Deep breaths."

"Tony..."

"Yes?"

"PETER. IS. IN. EXCRUCIATING. PAIN."

"What!? Where!?"

Wanda just ran and Tony followed

"Peter.... PETE!" Tony yelled as he went to Peters side, who was still full on sobbing.

"Pete, underoos it'll be ok." Tony said pulling peter to a sitting position on the floor into his lap.

"It needs to be set before his advanced healing heals it wrong." Tony said under his quietly. Peter didn't care what happened as long as it would make him feel better.

"1..."

Shuri and Wanda looked at peter with tears on their eyes, not ready to hear Peters agonizing screams.

"2.."

Peters breaths became uneven and frantic.

"3..!"

Peters vision went white and instantly "passed out".

Then all of a sudden the door to the elevator opened up revealing Tony.

"Hey I forgot my-..." Toby paused. He saw another him holding a seemingly unconscious Peter while Shuri and Wanda were shouting in panic.

Everyone stopped and looked in Tony's direction.

"What the actual fuck is going on here." The real Tony spoke up, Ironman suit surrounding his body. "And what the guck ate you doing with my kid!?"

"I-I... uh.." Fake Tony stuttered.

"Who the hell are you!? And why is my kid uncon-" suddenly a bucket of glue poured onto Tony's suit, feathers following.

"This should be funny. But it's not. I am confused why is happening..." Shuri whispered to Wanda.

"That was meant for you Shuri...." Wanda whispered back. Her eyes wide and filled with confusion.

"Fuck this!" Tony said aiming his repulsers at the other him in front of him. "Let my kid go now and this doesn't have to get-"

Suddenly a bunch of balls cane from the ceiling crashing down onto Tony and his glue covered suit.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!? LI-"

Loki then went back to his original form which made Tony even more confused and upset.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?"

"I DON'T KNOW!" Wanda yelled.

"HONESTLY, ME NEITHER!" Shuri stated.

"Me Me Neither..." came Peters voice.

"PETER YOU'RE OK!" Tony, Shuri and Wanda exclaimed.

"It was a prank. I'm fine." Peter states with a straight face, moving his arm so that it's back to his normal form. Everyone in the room cringed.

"But I have no idea how this happened to you.."

"You mean to tell me, all of you were in on some sort of big prank and when I walked in you all accidentally pranked me by dumping glue and feathers on my suit, getting balls thrown at me and seeing my kid unconscious on the ground which nearly gave me a heart attack." Tony looked mad.

"Well for the record I didn't know there were any other pranks set up."

"THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FAVT YOU NEARLY GAVE US ALL A HEART ATTACK!"

"WELL THEY JUST RUINED YOUR SUIT!" Peter stood up pointing to Shuri and Wanda.

"EXCUSE ME!? YOURE BLAMING THIS ALL ON ME?" Wanda exclaimed.

"NOT EVERYTHING'S ABOUT YOU WANDA!" Shuri yelled.

Everyone began arguing while Loki just left.

Once again, the elevator door opened revealing the avengers.

"Tony whe-"

"THAT'S IT! ALL OF YOU TO YOUR ROOMS! NO PHONES FOR A WEEK AND NO PATROLLING, OR HELPING OUT IN FIGHTS!" Tony yelled.

The teens grumbled and walked away.

"Awe, you're such a dad." Scott patted Tony's shoulder. "Ew, what's on your suit?!"

"Good luck washing that off." Tony said before stomping away.

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Well this is interesting... and I'm not reading it over so if it's bad I don't care. BYEEEEEEEEE. PLEASE SEND SUGGESTIONS.

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