The sound of keys followed by an opening door filled the house. Tony was staying at his childhood home while Stark Tower was under construction. As he walked into the living room, he stared as you ate chips while watching Say Yes To The Dress.

"How did you get in my house!?!" He asked.

"I let her in." Natasha replied as she walked in with two cups of tea.

"HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE!?!" He asked louder.

"Oh fuck off I just saved the god-damn tri-state area." You spat.

"I didn't hear about it!" Tony replied angrily, trying to prove a point. 

"Yeah, that's because I FUCKIN DO MY GOD-DAMN JOB!" You yelled aggressively, causing Tony to be silent.

The silence was broken when Natasha yelled at the TV, "WHY DID YOU PICK THAT DRESS IT'S UGLY AND MAKES YOU LOOK FAT!"