"Bucky, this is Octavio." You said as you and your crush entered the kitchen.

"Hello." He said, using is intimidating face.

"Oh my god. You're the Winter Soldier." Octavio said in realization, somewhat afraid.

"Oh don't worry." He smiled as he pulled off his arm, "I'm unarmed."

Octavio looked at him in complete shock and passed out.

"BUCKY! THAT IS THE THIRD TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED! THIS IS MY I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND!" You screamed. 

"Good. Boys are stupid." He replied. He put his arm back and and left the room.