"You guys are going to love this." You said as you pulled out Cards Against Humanity.

"Ohh, I love this game." Tony cheered.

"I'll just watch..." Bruce replied.

"What is this Midgardian game?" Thor asked curiously. 

"Oh gosh, Sam warned me about this." Steve asked. 

"Ohh, we're teaming up!" Nat and Clint high fived. 

"For new comers, you have to fill the blank with one of your cards. The most horrible card wins." You explained.

Tony pasted the cards. Steve's eyes widened, Clint studied them with a poker face, and Thor laughed. "I like this Midgardian game!"

***

"Unfortunately, the school field trip was ruined by." Tony began and picked up the cards.

He laughed, "The Jews. Grandma's Ashes. A Native American who solves crimes by going into the spirit world. And, A 55 gallon drum off lube."

"The last one." He stated.

"I am victorious!" Thor yelled as he took the black card.

***

"I got 99 problems but blank ain't one." Clint said. 

Natasha stared at the cards, then read, " Mouth Herpes. Who really did 9/11. Being a terrible mother. Panda sex."

"The last one is invalid because pandas are endangered." Bruce pointed out.

"Who putt 9/11?" She asked.

Thor took the black card happily.

***

"Your father was a powerful wizard Harry. Before he died, he left you something very precious:" You read, then looked at the cards. "Oh my gosh. 72 virgins. Some really fucked up shit. The Patriarchy. And full frontal nudity."

There was a pause, "Who said, some really fucked up shit?"

Thor again took the black card. You looked at him then said, "You got a fucked up mind."

"Thank you Lady (Y/N)." He said proudly.

"Loki would be proud." Nat said angrily.

"Or terrified, who knows." Clint said.