Tony-

O my gahd Tony theres this dude in the bar and he looks just like uuuu!!!!!!!! BTW Im tooootallly thinkin bout kissin him. -you

(Y/N) that's me.... kiss away. -Tony

Thor-

Heyyyy I got a joke. What happens when a guy w/ a lisp works out? He gets Thor. LOL its mean but funny. - you

I do not get the joke Lady (Y/N) how does he become me?- Thor

Nvrmnd lets go home i want to be thor in the morning ;) -you

Steve-

Tony wont let me use his suit. U need to go merica all ovr his butt. Urs is bettr then his though ;) -you

Which bar are you at this time?- Steve

Uhh tonys - you

Bruce-

Baaabbyy I wanna have a mini hulk!!! Y rnt u home -you

I am home. You're the one who went to the bachlorette party.- Bruce

Cum get me the strippers ugly- you

Clint-

IM PREGGERS - you

WHAT!! - Clint

Yeah i keep throwing up mah drinks- you

That's because you drank to much alcohol. -Clint

Phew im 2 young 2 b a baby momma- you

Loki-

Loki take me to the rainbow bridge- you

I'm afraid I can't honey- Loki

But i want skittles!! :'( - you

Pietro-

I has something to tell u -you

What? -Pietro

I'm (superhero codename) -you

I already know that. -Pietro

The tv told u didn't it -you

Yes the TV told me. -Pietro

Well the tvs dead now -you

A/N: I suck at pretending to be a drunk.... anyway this has reached over three hundred views. I am about dead from shock.