You bobbed your head to the catchy sound that played over the loudspeaker as you browsed the racks in your favorite store. You hoped that your boyfriend would think to check inside the store though; since the original plan was to meet outside it, but you saw the cutest top and thus were currently in search of bottoms to go with it. However you did keep an eye on the door, but you probably should have been keeping it on the shoddy cashier because he was keeping both eyes on you.

"Hello Baby." the man declared as he leaned against the metal rack and you shifted uncomfortably as his eyes roamed over your body.

"I have a boyfriend." you stated firmly while you moved your arms to cover up more of your chest.

"So?" he chuckled and leaned in closer to you but before you could even react he was shoved away from you.

Tony-

"Those lips are mine. Along with everything attached to them." Tony declared as glared daggers at the disgusting man, who had barely made it off the floor.

"Like she'd rather have you." the man spat and a smirk appeared on Tony's face before he sent a right hook right into the guy's nose. You shook you head as blood poured out his nose and unto his clothes, but not in pity no you were shaking your head at that man's stupidity.

"Why would I waste my time on some kid who's still waiting for New Year's Day when I can have IronMAN." you just had to add an insult to his injury before you tossed down the 'oh so cute top. Tony chuckled at your comment as he slid his arm around your shoulders. The man stared at you in confusion and his lips moved as he tried to make sense of your insult. Tony and you didn't even bother to wait for him to figure it out though and walked in the opposite direction with your arms around each other.

Loki-

"Why do so many human's have death wishes?' Loki questioned you as he gave the man beneath his boot clad foot a nightmare inducing glare.

"I have no idea." you replied. "Hey can you get your foot off his face?"

"What! Why?" Loki shouted out incredulously with a hint of whining in his voice as he stared at you in shock.

"Because you and I both know what'll happen if you kill him." you crossed your arms while you gave him your best no nonsense stare, much like you would give a misbehaving child. Loki clenched his jaw but finally removed his foot from the guy's forehead. Only to move it to his throat.

"If I ever see you talking to her, looking at her or even be in the same area as her I will kill you. Do you understand?" Loki growled out so coldly and evil-ly that even you felt a stab of terror. Although that was nothing compared to the wetness that now stained the guy's pants.

"You're killing him now." you piped up and with a sigh Loki stepped back to you and wrapped his arms around your body. Within seconds you were back in your house. With the shirt still in your hands.

Thor-

"Do you wish to challenge me then?" Thor actually looked hopeful at the prospect of a duel while the man's eyes widened in fear.

"Y-you're that one guy with the lightning!" he stammered out as he backed away from you and Thor.

"I am." Thor declared proudly as he tossed Mjolnir from hand to hand and you couldn't help but give a slight smile at his grin. The man before you though seemed ready to pass out but found enough energy to run out the door and out of your sight.

"Just as well I would've won anyways." Thor boasted while he pulled you into his side and began to walk out the store with you.

"I told you to change into regular human clothes." you spoke up after placing enough money to cover the shirt on the counter.

"But people don't recognize me in them."

Steve-

"She doesn't want you near her." your boyfriend spoke civilly to the pervert but since you actually knew Steve you could see the anger behind his eyes and you carefully maneuvered yourself in-between the two men in hopes that a fight wouldn't break out.

"If she doesn't want me near here then why is her hand so close to my chest?"

Your hand snapped back to your side and just as you opened your mouth to say something Steve lifted you up and carried you out the store.

"Wait here please." he told you once you were seated on a bench before he strode back into the dimly lit store.

"So why'd you go back in there?" you asked the moment Steve re-appeared.

"I had to pay for your shirt." he replied but you stopped him by putting a hand on his chest.

"Your knuckles are red."

Pietro-

Your eyes went wide as you glanced around the store but the man was gone and in his place was none other than your boyfriend Pie.

"Alright what did you do to him?" you cocked an eyebrow at him but your irritability didn't quite reach your voice... or anything really.

"I just left him in a place where he can cool down." Pietro responded with a large grin and intertwined his finger's with yours before he led you to a slushy stand.

"He won't die will he?" you suddenly burst out and alarm filled your eyes as you glanced over at your boyfriend.

"No I left him in a town." he shrugged.

"Oh okay." you nodded before returning your attention to the drink in your hand.

Clint-

"We playing see how protective her boyfriend is?" Clint inquired as he gave you a quick kiss on the neck. A giggle rose to your lips and a blush to your cheeks but you willed both away and put on a mask of indifference.

"What?"

"Its a game where moron's, like you, hit on my girlfriend and treat her like a piece of meat and then find out how protective I am over her." Clint grinned at said moron who still looked slightly confused.

"Shouldn't it be jealous not protective?" you piped up while you continued to browse the rack.

"Probably." Clint agreed with a shrug but his eyes never left his opponent in the game.

"I uh don't want to play." the guy wisely said and put his hands up in surrender.

"Darn now we can't play hide the body." you groaned.

"We still can if you want to." Clint smiled at the cashier, who was wide eyed and extremely pale.

"I don't know I think he might've learned his lesson." you stated once you deemed a skirt worthy and turned back to the testosterone hoarders.

"I have." the man hastily agreed. "How about as an apology you have that outfit for free?"

"Shoes too?"

"Yes." You grinned at the pleading man before you practically skipped over to the shoes.

"We need to play this more often." you told Clint wistfully after leaving the store with your goods.

"It was fun."

Bruce-

"Hey I can turn into the Hulk and kill you in seconds, go away!" Bruce yelled and amazingly you were able to hold in your laughter until the sleaze ball was back behind the counter.

"Oh Bruce that was just so-" your sentence was interrupted by another round of giggles that struck you so hard you were forced to hang unto Bruce's arm so you wouldn't topple over.

"What?" Bruce honestly looked confused at your laughter but despite your attempts to reign in your giggles you broke down again at the sight of his face,

"That was just too cute." you gasped out once your fit died down some.

"Cute."

"Yup, but thanks for scaring him away for me." you grinned at him before you pressed a kiss to his cheek.

A/N: I freaking love the insult that is used in Tony's preference. The one that you get to say. Anybody know what it means?