"Oh my gosh, Autumnkit, just open your stupid little eyes so we can exit the nursery!". Autumnkit heard the sassy tone of her sister. She heard her mother slap her littermate. "Ugh, Tinykit! Don't rush her! She's probably just waiting for the right time to release her NATURAL BEAUTY!". Tinykit, her sister, muttered, but stayed quiet. Autumnkit thought, Heck yeah that's right! Just remember, Tinykit, I'M the pretty one, and your the lower sibling because the book needs you later on so you can ruin my life! 

        She later on decided it was time. She opened her eyes, a brillant blue because apparently to be pretty blue eyes are required. All the cats in the nursery turned and gasped. "OMG!" One of them screamed. "SHE'S SO NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL!". Her mother proudly pushed her out of the nursery. "Okay, honey, go find yourself the perfect lil' tom. Any tom you want, I promise. c:". Autumnkit strutted out of the nursery, every tom using their tails to fan themselves in their love, even the way older toms, because apparently nobody gives a crap about age anymore in this Clan.

        The medicine cat lumbered up to Autumnkit, unnerved by the beauty, even when she batted her eyeslashes, and a flash of sunlight shimmered down on her pelt, making it glimmer beautifully like an open flame. Except... less dangerous. And more beautiful.

        Autumnkit sighed. "Your gonna be a hater, then? Alright, but you'll be beaten up!". A couple of toms shoved their fists into their hands in a threatening way. The medicine cat was apparently very hardcore, so he just twitched his tail, and the toms were blown back. Autumnkit smiled. "Impressive, but I can do better." She twitched a whisker, and suddenly the random evil rogues that were here just for this scene to happen correctly were revealed. "Wow!" Clichestar screamed, rolling out of his den. "That was amazing! Even though tonight was apparently your first night out of the nursery, I'm making you an apprentice! Same with Tinykit, because without her the plot would fail."

And then Autumnkit's mother exploded in the nursery and that's really all.

And she never had a father.

Oooo.