Shadow's POV

When we got down to the cafeteria, it was kind of packed inside, "Welcome to the cafeteria!" Sideswipe said, "That's great!" I said, "Are you thirsty?" SunStreaker asked when he wheeled me over to a table.

Before I could answer SunStreaker walked off to grab me a drink...

Okay!

"Hungry? I'm gonna go get you some random good looking food!" Sideswipe said and then he ran off?!

WHAT THE HELL?!

I sat there weirded out by Sides and SunStreaker.. And then a man walked up to me, he had a scar over his left eye and he had dark blue jeans and he had black leather army boots, and he had an Autobot symbol necklace around his neck.

"Are you enjoying yourself?" He grunted, "No! Hide, you ass!" I growled, "I have an aft! For your information!" He said, "You are a pain in my ASS!" I said, "Whatever" he grumbled, "Whatever" I said copying his grumble.

He looked down at me, he rolled his eyes, I only stuck my tongue out, "Glitch" he mummers and walks away, "Asshole!" I said through a fake cough, that made Ironhide turn around quicker than you could say another word, he walks back over to me, he bends down and he's face-to-face with me.

"What did you say?" He asked, "I coughed *Coughs* Asshole" I said, "Did you call me an Asshole?" He asked, "I certainly did" I said, he huffs, "Stop huffing! Or I'll call you Huffer!" I said, he huffs again, he gets up ad walks out.

"SEE YA HUFFER!" I scream as he walks out, he only groans, Sideswipe and SunStreaker walk back, SunStreaker has a 1 liter of Mountain Dew and bake goods in his arms, and Sideswipe is carrying a tray that has delicious looking food on it.

I smile widely and they both softly smile back.

'FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD!' My mind sings

Sideswipe sets the tray on the table, and then he helps me out of the chair, and he sets me on another chair, SunStreaker sits on one side of me while his twin takes the other side, I lick my lips at the delicious food, chicken sand which, salad!

Hamburger, chips, I see chocolate pudding, and then a piece of chocolate cake catches my eyes, I haven't seen chocolate cake ever since I was 7!

It was 3 years before the zombie apocalypse happened, my big happy family, our puppy Charlie, me and my cousin shoving cake in each other's faces, and Charlie chasing squirrels and birds, Mom and Dad laughing at me and my cousin.

I was taken away from my thoughts when I felt two thumbs stroke each one of my cheeks, I looked up and I then noticed that Sideswipe and SunStreaker had wiped the tears away, "Don't cry... It breaks my Spark when you cry" Sideswipe says.

I sniffle, "I'm sorry" I said, and then I heard loud barking?! Now who could be.... HOLY SHIT!!! CHARLIE?!

I gasp happily, I got to get up but Sideswipe sits on my lap, "Eat" he orders, I pout, "Don't pout with me" he demands, I smile at him, he then kisses my cheek, and his twin takes the other cheek, I feel my whole face heat up! They both pull back from the little kisses they each planted on each one of my cheeks.

They both look at me.

Who is now blushing like crazy!

"Sunny! Our Shadow is flustered!" Sides says, but I'm stuck in la-la land, "Shadow?" I hear SunStreaker ask, he snaps his fingers in front of my face, but I don't snap out of la-la land, "I think we broke her" Sides says slowly.

I think you did!

Thanks guys!

Sideswipe kisses my cheek again and his twin takes the other, I snap out of my daze, I hum in questioning, "Yay! We didn't break her!" Sides cheers while he and his twin pulls back from the kiss, I then start to softly blush.

1 hour later

"Sideswipe! I dare you to walk down the hall, with baked goods down the front of your shirt, and you have to make it look like you have boobs" I whispered, "W-what?!" SideSwipe said.

"And you have to shake your butt while you walk!" I said, SunStreaker was chuckling, we've been playing truth or dare for the past 30 minutes, "Fine!" Sideswipe says giving in, they both get up, and SunStreaker helps me in the chair.

And they wheel me out of the cafeteria, me and SunStreaker grabbed oranges and a lot of baked goods, some for the dare and some for later, when we get back to the med bay room I was in, we all walk in, they both put me on the bed still wrapped in blankets.

"Okay so how do I do this?" Sides asked, "SunStreaker, stuff some baked goods down his shirt" I said, they both looked at each other, SideSwipe shook his head no, "Fine then come here" I said, Sides walks over to me slowly, "I may not bite" I said.

He stopped walking and his eyes widen, "I won't bite" I said, his eyes went back to normal and he walked over to me, "We need a wig and make-up" I said, "I'll go ask some of the female soldiers if they have any!" Sides says and he runs out of the room.

SunStreaker walks over to me, he sits down on the bed and then he lays down, his head ends up on my stomach, I look down at him with a small smile, I feel his hand go on my stomach, I start to play with his blonde hair.

It's amazing how real they look! I know it's a hologram but damn Ratchet, You're good with this stuff! I look down at him some more, and then the door opens and Sides walks in, he has the make-up and a long blonde haired wig, "Hey Sweet Thang!" Sideswipe greets.

SunStreaker sits up, "Okay Sides come here!" I said, he trots over to me with the things he got in his arms.

I can't believe he's gonna do this!!! I'm gonna take a nice picture of this, and I'm gonna put it all over the base!

30 minutes later

I'm finally done with his hair and make-up, SunStreaker is laughing on the floor, I'm laughing uncontrollably, "I think I'm a pretty girl!" SideSwipe pouts, "Yeah! A pretty ugly girl!" His twin says through his laughter.

SideSwipe rolls his eyes, "Now I need a sports bra and that's it!" I said, "Way ahead of you!" Sideswipe says, and then he grabs the collar of his shirt and then he open it, I look down and I see a white sports bra?!

What the hell is his problem?!

I then grab some of the baked goods and I stuff it down his shirt, when I finished he had boobs, "Turn!" I ordered, he turns, "Duct tape" I say, SunStreaker hands me the duct tape, I grab the oranges and I put then on his butt.

SideSwipe tensed, "It's okay I'm only touching your butt" I say, he relaxed, when I get done taping both oranges to his ass he turns and looks at his ass, he shakes his butt, "Yay! I have an aft!" He says, "You are a pain in the aft!" SunStreaker says.

I chuckle, "Now SideSwipe, I want you to walk down the hall, shake your butt while you walk and puff your chest out!" I ordered, "Okay, see ya ladies!" SideSwipe says in a girly voice, SunStreaker grabs a camera and he walks after his twin.

SunStreaker's POV

As I followed Sideswipe down the hall with the camera on, he had weird looks from all of the soldiers, and then Jazz and BumbleBee walked by, "Hey baby how much for one night?" Jazz asks, "This ass is out of your price range!" SideSwipe says in his girly voice.

"Holy Scrap! SIDESWIPE?!" They both scream, "Yes?" Sideswipe says in his girly voice, he keeps walking, shaking his aft, and his chest puffed out, he walks to the vehicle hangar, I see the other Autobots, Optimus and Ratchet both look down at SideSwipe.

In.... OH Y PRIMUS... In... Shock!

"What in the name of Primus?!" Ironhide screams, the other Autobots start to laugh, Sideswipe doesn't look embarrassed, "Hey hot tamale!" Lennox screams, "Hey Lennox!" SideSwipe screams using his girly voice, "OH MY GOD SIDESWIPE?!" Lennox screams.

"You slaggin right boo! Now, who wants to go on a date with this?" SideSwipe says in his girly voice, "Hey baby!" I hear Epps say, "Hey big boy, do you want to go on a date?" SideSwipe says in a girly voice, "HOLY SHIT SIDESWIPE?!" Epps screams.

The things SideSwipe can do!

"Well if nobody wants to go on a date, I better go back to my girlfriend!" Sideswipe says in a girly voice, "See ya later boys!" SideSwipe says and he walks off, as soon as Sides left the room everybody started laughing except Optimus and Ratchet.

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF PRIMUS?!" Tracks screamed, "I don't know but it was very fraggin hilarious!" Jazz said, "Jazz thought he was a girl!" BumbleBee said through his laughter.

I shut the camera off, I chuckled, and I walked back to the room, and then Charlie went running by, "Charlie?!" I said in shock, and I ran after him.