Me - Do you still need help sewing? I can help you on Sunday
Friend - No - I urinated my pants today
Friend - I urinated my pants
Me - I heard you. Why?? Are you ok?
Friend - I am trying to say un hemmed!I did not pee myself!
Me - Lol I was worried for a sec.

I'm going to be releasing these in groups of 4 if you guys have any funny auto corrects feel free to tell me them and I'll possibly add them :)