Me - Awww I miss you too
Partner - Don't think I'm weird but im sleeping with that shit you left in the bathroom :)
Me - WHAT!?!?!?
Partner - yes it smells like you and it makes me feel better when your not here!
Me - If your trying to be funny or cute it's not working
Partner - ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyy goddddddddd
Partner - ******* SHIRTS
Partner - I am going to kill myself now