As Jake opened the door, Dirk kept glancing at you. Soon the two entered the house silently, you followed along. You looked around looking for these 'little guys' but didn't see any. "Don't look so down chap." You heard Jake say and looked at him as you followed them into what seemed to be their kitchen. "They just aren't accustomed to new people." He said and walked over to the fridge. "Take a seat at the bar, are you allergic to anything?"

"Nope." You said sitting on one of the high chairs on the island bar.

"Smashing!" He says and starts pulling things out of the fridge, he soon hands something to Dirk. Dirk posts himself at a cutting board in front of you and starts to cut up something. "What's cooking good looking?" You flirted and winked for effect. He looked up at you, or you think he did, then looked back down at what he was doing.

"Sorry about him, he doesn't swing that way." Jake says with a sorry smile. You just chuckle.

"It's fine, I was only joking anyways." You say and watch the two as they cook.

"JAAAKKEEEYY!! DIIRRKKKYY!!" A, semi-drunk, voice slurred making you jump. You looked back to see Roxy and Jane each holding something, but the things disappeared before you could see what they were. The two just stared at you before Roxy came up to you. "Well hllo, there, nad who might u be?" She asked you.

"Uuuhh.." You trailed off.

"Roxy, don't pester the young lady." Jake huffs, but glances at you. "Although, I don't think I caught your name either." He states, this causes everyone to look at you.

"Aurthor, call me Aurthor, and I'm not a girl." You state. Jake's eyes widen.

"Oh golly! I do say I am sorry, it's must be the long hair, it makes you look like a girl."

"So you're a guy then?" Jane asks, slightly hopeful.

"Sorry but no. I consider myself a 'they' or 'them'." You said making the poor girl look saddened. From her hair you noticed a blue cladded being. You leaned forward to see it, but didn't as Jane raised her head to see you leaning.

You stare at eachother before you lean back quickly and with a quick 'Sorry'. "It's fine." She says and sits next to you, Roxy next to her. "So what are you two making?" Jane asks the two boys.

"Dinner." Dirk says plainly. Jane rolls her eyes making you giggle at the two.

"I noticed, I meant what are you cooking for dinner?" She asks again.

"We're cooking hamburgers and fries." Jake says, this caused you to remember the small skeleton currently in your t-shirt.

"Um, is there a bathroom I may use?" You ask politely. Dirk stops chopping at stared at you, analyzing you. Then pointed down a hall.

"Down the hall, third door on your left." He said and continued chopping.

"Thanks." You said and went down the hall and into the bathroom.

Once in the bathroom you instantly shut and locked the door so no one could just barge in. You reached into your shirt and pulled out Bro. "Sorry Bro, I didn't mean for that to take long." You apologize and set him on the sink as you sit on the toilet, putting the top down of course.

"It's fine momma, you know full well as I do, that I have had to hide there longer." He states and you nod with a nervous laugh.

"Anyways, what do we do? I haven't seen any mini versions of the Homestucks, and it seems that Dirk and them are normal." You sigh sadly.

"Don't worry momma, I can feel magic in the air, so they are definitely around here somewhere." Bro says then looks behind you. "Like him." He says pointing behind you. You turn around and are met with a floating orange bird-like Dave, and holy shit if he wasn't cute. Although he was currently holding his sword out and holding it  near your head.

"who the hell are you?" The mini Davesprite asked you. 'Holy shit he is so fucking cute.' You think to yourself as you stared at him in awe. "well?" He asks again, only this time you finally answer.

"Aurthor, and this is lil Bro." You say holding a hand out to Bro, who climbs on you hand, and put him on your head.

"lil bro?" Davesprite asks clearly confused.

"It's the type of Bitty I am. I am a magical being." Lil Bro says.

"Hence being a skeleton." You finish for him.

Davesprite stares at the two of you suspisciously before a knock on the door interrupts his staring. "Aurthor, you good in there chap?" Jake asks you.

"Yeah Jake! I'll be out in a minute."

"Okay." He said and walked off. You sighed and looked back at Davesprite. He finally put his sword back in his.. stomach... You shrugged it off and headed back to the door. Just before opening the door you take Bro and put him back in your shirt and look over at Davesprite, who was watching you intently.

"Please don't tell them about Bro." You whisper to him. He hesitates but nods in agreement and you sigh in relief and exit the bathroom.

Exiting the bathroom you are met with Dirk this time, a surprised look on his face, it quickly goes away. "I was about to say dinner is ready." He says. You nod and he heads off, you following him. Soon you feel something warm on your neck, you put a hand to your neck to feel what seems to be the edge of a blade.

"Don't say a word." You hear Davesprite say. You just nod and put your hand down.

"Why?" You silently ask him, careful as to not allow Dirk to hear you.

"I want to get out of here."

~~~To be continued~~~

Next Part: I added more details for Ministuck! XD