"Caw Caw Motherfuckers!!" Davesprite said with a smirk as he cut up another imp.

"Jeegus man, how many are there?" You said jumping out of the way as Bro summoned another Gaster Blaster. You could tell he was getting tired for he was panting badly.

"I don't know," Jade said making a pair disappear from thin air once more.

"Dammit and I can't do anything without my-"

VRRMM VRRM VRRRMM!!

Your phone vibrated. "Gog darnit, who the hell?" You said pulling out your phone, and jumping up a tree to dodge another imp.

-- CarcinoGeneticist [GC] Started trolling DeterminedReader [DR] at ?:?? --

[CG] : HEY WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN WHEN THE TINY ASSHATS START FREAKING OUT

[DR] : I'm slightly busy right now, what do you mean?

[CG] : WHAT I FUCKING MEAN IS THAT THE BLUE ONE IS RUNNING AROUND FREAKING OUT

[CG] : THE DARK RED ZOOSESNIFFER IS DESTROYING SHIT

[CG] : AND THE LIGHT RED ONE IS CRYING

[DR] : Fuck, just......

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This was where you had an idea.

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[DR] : Go through the teleporter and help me

[CG] : HELP YOU?

[CG] : ARE YOU IN TROUBLE?

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You jumped down the branch just as another imp jumped at you. It hissed in annoyance and Bro summoned another wave of bones and sent them flying.

"who the hell are you texting!?" Davesprite asked as he cut down another imp.

RROOOAAAARRRR!!!

The three of you turned just in time to see a new wave of imps. "FUCK!" You yelled, "I NEED YOU KNOW!!" You yelled as you typed exactly that to Karkat.

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[DR] : I NEED YOU KNOW!!!!!!

[CG] : I'M ON MY WAY

[DR] : BRING MY WEAPON!!!!!

-- DeterminedReader [DR] Stopped pestering CarcinoGeneticist [CG] at ?:?? --

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!!!!!!!!!!" You chanted dodging and running from the many imps attacking you. Bro had stopped attacking in all because he was super tired, meaning you were unarmed and overpowered.

"DAMNIT!" You heard Davesprite yell as he was also over powered. Jade tried her best, but she too was about to get overpowered. 'DAMNIT KARKAT HURRY THE FUCK UP!' You thought as you jumped out of the way of a lizard imp.

"GOG I CAN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR A MINUTE CAN I?" An angry voice yelled and lazor like blasts burned through most of the imps. Soon Karkat was next to you. "HERE!" He yelled handing you your naginata. It was basically a pole with a spear at the end of it, but what made it unique was the blade was jagged and the other end of the pole poked out into a small dagger like end. It had dragon like design on the pole and gave the blade a flame design on it.

"Ah, perfect, thanks Karkitty." You winked at the troll who pulled out his own weapons.

"YEAH YEAH, YOUR WELCOME." He grumbled.

"OW FUCK!" You said as you felt a bite on your ear.

"That's what you get for leaving without a note!" You heard Edgy say in your ear and summoned a wave of bones towards an incoming imp.

"Sorry edgy," You said cutting down some imps with one sweep, "I needed an adventure, and you, Cherry, and Blue were asleep soo.." You trailed off cutting down some imps in front of Davesprite.

"Who's the orange soda bird?" Edgy asked, and you noticed Blue helping Davesprite.

"That's Davesprite, now concentrate, we need to gt rid of these guys and head back to the house." You said, Edgy grunted in response but continued summoning Gaster Blasters.

GGRRRROOOOOWWWWWWRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Everything stopped, the imps, Davesprite, Jade, Karkat, and You. "THE FUCK WAS THAT?" Karkat asked as the imps ran off somewhere. Jade and Davesprite looked towards eachother, then at where the noise came from, and backed  off slightly.

"I don't know, but based off the reaction of those two, not good." You said backing off as well.

"OH WELL THAT IS JUST FUCKING GREAT!" Karkat said and started backing off.

"RUN!" Davesprite and Jade both yelled and ran back in the direction of the house.

"FUCK IT!" You yelled and ran off, Karkat on your heels.

GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THUMP

THUMP

THUMP!

Was right behind you as you ran back to the house.

Soon you reached the house and burst in, the place was trashed. "DAVE! DIRK! JAKE! ANYONE!!" You yelled.

"In here chap!" You heard Jake yell. You ran through the hallway, everyone at your heel, and burst into the bedroom. John, Dave, Rose, and Nanasprite were still tiny, and everyone was shocked when they say Davesprite and Jade. "By golly, how did yo-"

"NOT NOW NOOKSNIFFERS, WE NEED TO MOVE NOW!" Karkat intervened.

GGGRRRRRRROOOWWWWRRRR!!!

Everyone froze. Soon there wasn't a roof anymore and the bright sky had turned an eerie green color as a fearsome looking dragon was over head. It beared it's teeth with an evil grin, as its green eyes shone with envy, its body was a slick black color, but its claws, horns, and wings were a green color to match its green eyes.

"Holy hell is that a dragon!?!?!" You asked in shock.

"It's the alpha Imp." Dirk said.

"But why is it here?"

"It only shows-" Dirk was cut off as the beast decided it was best to start torching us.

"RUN!" I yelled and we all scrambled out the, now burning, house.

"-It's attracted to high levels of magic!" Dirk finished as we scrambled towards the woods.

"GODDAMNIT!!" Karkat yelled and looked at you. "THAT MEANS YOUR THE PROBLEM!"

"Really!?! I didn't realize!" You yelled back and got in position to fight. The rest stopped to look at you. "Guess it will be my job to fix it then!" You said getting ready.

"We're with you Momma!" The bitties said as they stood on your shoulders, Bro seemed energized enough to fight now. You smirked.

"are you crazy you'll get killed!" Davesprite and Dave said at the same time.

Thump

Thump

Thump!

"Well first off, that was just as weird as Homestuck John and Dave doing that, secondly, I won't die." You winked. "IIII'mmmmm MAGIC!" You said and snapped your fingers causing the rest of the tiny Homestucks to grow. "Now you going to help me," The dragon appeared. "Or chicken out?" You asked getting ready for a fight.

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A/N

Next one will be the last one of this adventure, woo! Thinking of editing the others and putting the name of the next one for the adventure thingy.....

Yeah, imma do that.