You sigh sadly as you stared at your computer screen, which was currently showing wattpad, and the 6 views on this book thing. You sigh sadly. AGAIN. "Maybe doing this book was a bad idea." You mumble to yourself.

"It wasn't a bad idea!" A small voice says catching your attention. You look down at lil Bro, who was currently staring at you from the pillow on your coffee table holding the other sleeping bitties, he gives you a reassuring smile. "You just haven't posted any adventures you've gone on." He stated making you sigh.

"True." You mumble out, "But what adventure should I post?" You ask yourself.

"How about a new one?" Bro says making you look at him.

"A new one? Which one?"

"One that we can go on, right now. It'll make you feel better, and give you something to post." He says making you smile slightly.

"Yeah, that's a good idea, but who's gonna watch Cherry, Blue, and Edgy?" You mumble.

"What about that Dave guy?"

"Heh, that's a good idea. Okay, let me pester him." You say and go onto Pesterchum.

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-- DeterminedReader [DR] Started pestering TurntechGodhead [TG] at ?:?? --

[DR] : Hey, can you do me a flavor? =P

[TG] : a flavor? like vanilla or chocolate?

[DR] : Stop being a smartass, you know what I mean >=T

[TG] : is it like ice cream you want? how about some pudding?

[TG] : you sure it isn't one of those two

[DR] : DAVE!!

[TG] : yes

[DR] : Can you do me a FAVOR** -huffs-

[TG] : that depends on what it is

[DR] : I need you to watch the bitties while I take lil Bro with me on an adventure to an AU

[TG] : where are you going

[DR] : .......I duno

[TG] : then why did you ask me to babysit the small kiddos

[DR] : ....

[TG] : .......

[DR] : ............

[TG] : ...............

[DR] : .......................

[DR] : OH!

[DR] : I know where I will go >=3

[TG] : where?

[DR] : Ministuck!

[TG] : ministuck?

[DR] : Yeah, it's basically like Homestuck, just mini, fuck yass!!

[DR] : 'Kay thanks for agreeing Dave! I'll expect you in 30 mins!

[DR] : Chow!

[TG] : wait

-- DeterminedReader [DR] Stopped pestering TurntechGodhead [TG] at ?:?? --

[TG] : fuck

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~(Time skip because I just sat on the couch T_T waiting for Dave)~

The doorbell rings and you stand, Bro on your shoulder, as you go to answer the door. You open the door, expecting Dave, only to frown when your greeted by..

"Karkat?"

"DAVE SENT ME, SAID SOMETHING ABOUT WATCHING YOUR FUCKING PETS." He basically yells.

"Uuuhh..." You say, kind of speechless, that is until you can feel the heat of Bro's magic in his eye on your neck, you cough nervously before rubbing the back of your neck. "Yeah, but, they aren't pets. They're bitties, they are sentient creatures, and they don't like to be considered pets." You state, indicating to the angry bitty on your shoulder. Karkat glances at the angry bitty before his eyes widen.

"OH, UH YEAH. SORRY, BUT YOU NEEDED SOMEONE TO FUCKING BABY SIT THEM?" He asked.

"Yeah."

"DONE." This time your eyes widened.

"Really?"

"YEAH, I DON'T FUCKING SEE WHY NOT."

"Okay, I'll be back in.. a few hours. Here." You say and give him a list you already had ready for Dave.

"OKAY, BE FUCKING CAREFUL." You nod and head towards the portal, leaving Karkat to deal with the sleeping bitties.

You walk towards the portal and unlock head over to a control pad on the side. You enter the AU and where it originated from, Homestuck obviously, once it's calculated, you grab the portal watch, and ready you glance at Bro. "Ready?" You ask.

"Always." He says and you enter the swirling Red and Blue portal.

As soon as you entered you were met with a forest. "Huh, I would've assumed everything was going to be small. Unless we shrunk." You note. Bro just nods. "Well, how about we find a trail first." He nods again and you start walking in a random direction.

After walking for a while you sigh in annoyance. "WHERE IS A FUCKING TRAIL IN THIS FOREST!?" You yell in frustration. Birds flew away and animals around you scurried away. Bro held his hands to his skull. You sighed again. "Sorry Bro." You apoligized and continued walking.

"It's fine." He said. "Let's keep go-"

"AH!" You scream as you were flung upside down from a trap. Bro fell off your shoulder, but teleported before crashing into the ground. "Oh, well this is great, no totally wanted to be upside down." You comment. "BRO!" You semi-scream, looking for the small skeleton.

"Here momma!" You heard from below you. Looking, well, up you saw the small skeleton snickering. "How's it hanging?" He asked. You just frowned.

"Hardy har har. Help me out of this." You say.

"Will do." He said and summoned a gaster blaster at the rope.

"I heard it from over here!" A voice shouted making Bro stop his attack and look at where the voice was. You tried to look, but you couldn't see because it sounded behind you. Before you knew it Bro was in your shirt and you heard footsteps behind you. "The hell." You heard, it sounded British... Or Australian... You didn't know.

"Uh.. Heheh. A little help?" You asked to whoever it was. You felt a hand on your back, making you jump, and was spun around to face a familiar face. "Jake?" You asked he gave you a confused look.

"Do I know you?" He asked. 'Shit!' You thought becoming panicked. A hand went on his shoulder and you looked to see Dirk. 'Holy hell are they dating?' You thought.

"She probably heard of you from the paper. Where are you from?" He asked you. You frowned.

"Well I would tell you, but I can feel the blood rushing to my head, a little help?" You asked, you seriously could feel the blood rushing to your head, it was making you very dizzy.

"Oh! sure." Dirk said and pulled out a katana. You were then on the ground, laying on your back in pain from a fucking rock digging into your back, staring at the two as Dirk sheathed his blade.

"Ow." You say and sit up, allowing the blood to flow back. You were too busy trying to regain your senses you didn't notice the two asking you something.

"iss.. Miss." You finally heard and turned to the person, only to be met by a pair of lips. 'SHITSHITSHITSHIT!!!' You thought and pulled back. You could feel your face heating up. BADLY!

"OhmygodIamsosorryIdidn'tseeyou,holyfuckIhope-" He stops you by putting a hand up.

"It's my fault, don't beat yourself about it." He says, a reassuring smile on his face. You sigh in relief.

"Yeah, again though. Sorry, but-uh-What did you say?"

"Oh, yes, I asked where did you come from."

"J-Just the next town over." You say.

"That's pretty far, about a good 6 miles from here, 20 going through the forest." Dirk said raising an eyebrow. You laugh nervously.

"Yeah, I have a bad sense of direction." You lie, hoping it worked.

"Golly! You must be starving! Come come!" Jake says and pulls your to your feet to fast. Black spots cover your eyes and you fall forward, only to be caught by dirk. You blushed again. 'Fucking embarrassment!' You yell at yourself and stand correctly, help with Dirk of course.

"Thanks." You say.

"No prob, come on." He says and leads you and Jake through the forest.

The whole way Jake asked you many questions, such as 'How old are you?', 'What's your name?', 'Why was I going to town?' and other stuff like that. Most questions I lied, or said I wasn't allowed to say, which he luckily agreed too. Although, Dirk, on the other hand just looked at you like he didn't believe you. 'Fucking Striders.' You think to yourself.

You guys soon exit the forest to be met with a nice looking town, still normal size. 'Isn't this supposed to be Ministuck?' You think as you continue following the Strider. You soon reach the front of a house, near the edge of the town, and stop at the front door. Dirk turns to you and looks at you, behind his shades. "I must warn you, we have these.. Little... Guys, who roam our house. So don't be freaked out by them."

"Little guys?" You question him.

"You'll see," Jake says and opens the door.

~~~TO BE CONTINUED~~~

Lol ;3

P.S. Ministuck is my idea, I looked it up, and Ministuck isn't a real thing... Until now.

Le Details~

-Alpha kids watch mini versions of Beta kids and their sprites.

-Beta (and sprites) were turned mini by some unknown force (Le me ;3)

-Jack Noir always trying to steal them whenever Alpha kids are gone

-Beta's are in their god tiers, Alpha's aren't

-They live at the edge of the town to keep away from people, but don't live in the forest because of wild animals

-Also yes there is JakexDirk in here, Roxy and Jane are just like sisters to each other and Dirk and Jake (Sorry RoxyxJane shippers)

That's all for now =P

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