"..Iphone 6, black with a Pokemon case, a light blue notebook, two #2 pencils, union jack duct tape, a sterling silver ring with the name 'Author', and..... A rubik's cube?" The officer says staring at the multi colored cube. So far only the white side and a T as the other colored sides showed. You huffed in annoyance.

"Could never get that shit figured out." You mumbled and another guard hit you upside the head.

"NO TALKING!" He yelled in your ear and you huffed in annoyance again, not daring to speak. 'Fuck faces.' You instead thought. He wrote down a couple things then turned back towards you.

"Take her to cell 45, in between Egberts and Striders cell, and English and Striders cell, she'll be fine there." He said pointing a pencil towards the direction that lead farther into the jail.

"I'm not female." You say under your breath and are shoved forward. The handcuffs on your wrists clank in protest.

"Shut up and get moving!" The guard yells at you, you nod and continue forward. The shackles on your feet clink along as you walk forward. Your long blonde hair shines a dull color along with the orange suit you wore. The number showing 02070207, odd how it only showed the numbers 2, 7, and 0, but you don't complain. You silently continue on, watching as you pass by other cells, watching the other criminals who watch you in return.

Only one cell catches your eye. Two cellmates, both stare at you, one with a wary look, the other a scared look. The wary one had raven black hair, blue eyes, and the dorkiest glasses you have ever scene. 'John.' You note and look towards the other. He was blonde, bore blood red eyes that glared at you, and freckles spotted his face. 'Dave' You thought and soon passed their cell.

The guards stopped you in front of an empty cell and started pulling out some keys. Once the guard found the correct key he unlocked the door and pushed you in. He quickly unlocks your legs and arms then shut the door and locked it. They left, leaving you alone finally, and once they were gone voices started up.

"A NEWBIE!"

"OH WE'LL HAVE FUN TONIGHT GUYS!"

"YEAH!" They all said.

You ignored the rest of them and sat down on the bench. 'At least it's only me in here.' You thought and laid down. You stared at the bottom of the top bunk and thought of how exactly you got here.........

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"Drive man drive!!!!" Jacob yelled as he started shooting at the cops who were following you. Why were you being chased by the cops? Simple, you went to rob some rich millionaire asshole and it turned out he was a millionaire cop who bought their way into becoming rich, pompous, assholes. So, you being you, went to rob them, they heard you while you were downstairs stealing shit, and started calling back up, and this is how you got to now.

"HOLD ON!" You yelled and took a sharp right going farther to the edge of town. Jacob lurched into the car and smacked into the riches that were between the two of you.

"Watch where your swerving!" He yells as he goes back out and shoots a couple more times.

"I told you to hold on! Don't yell at me!" You say dodging another car. At an upcoming road another police car comes out of no where. "FUCK!" You yell and swerve again, just barely missing the car. Instead you hit a dirt road.

"THE HELL YOU DOING!?" Jacob yells out and continues to shoot until all you hear is, click click click click. "MOTHERFUCK!" He yells and sits back down. "You need to speed the fuck up, i'm out." He says, you give him an 'Oh-really?-I-didn't-notice!' look.

"Hold onto your briches then bitches!" You say with a smirk and turn straight into the woods, it starts to get even rockier as you continue onwards. Jacob was holding onto the sides and riches tightly, eyes wide. A bullet ricocheted passed you and broke your mirror on the side of the car. 'Dammit!' You thought and swerved around another tree.

As you continued swerving trees you didn't notice it until it was too late. "HOLY FUCK!!!!" You and Jacob both yelled as the car leaned forward and was soon tumbling down the small cliff.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" You both screamed as the car fell. In reality it wasn't a far drop, but at the moment it felt like an eternity had passed as the car fell. Soon you were forced forward by the force of the car finally hitting the ground. It lurched forward again and you were soon upside down.

You groggily opened your eyes and looked around. You were upside down, below you was a small pool of blood and glass shards, Jacob next to you was clearly dead as he wouldn't respond to anything, money scattered the floor. 'I need to get out.' You thought and slowly reached up. You clicked the buckle, unlocking it, and fell down. Glass cut into you and you winced, but ignored it as you slowly crawled out the broken window. The glass cut at your torso and legs as you crawled out, but ignored it.

Once out your arms finally gave out and you fell into the small puddle of blood under you. You laid there, breathing heavy, and stared at the ever lasting forest before you. 'I got to go. Get up. Get Up. GET UP!' You thought and forced yourself to slowly get up.

But it was too late as the sound of screeching tires caught your attention. Looking up you finally notice the bright as fuck lights. Men soon come out of the five different cars and point their guns at you. "H....TH....R!!!" Is all you hear before your eyes roll back and you fall to the ground. Now in the custody of the authorities.

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When you came too you were in a hospital, handcuffed to the bed. When you woke you were greeted by a doctor and a police officer who informed you that you were asleep for a whole week and that you would be spending the rest of your life with accounts of murder of your friend, running from authorities, and thievery.

"LUNCH TIME MAGGOTS!" A voice yelled and soon all the doors were open. You opened an eye towards the door and got up, sighing. You exited the cell and started your way towards the cafeteria.

Entering the cafeteria you finally got your 'Food' and sat down at some random table near one of the staring officers. He glared at you as you stared at him and nodded your head up. "Sup?" You said, but the officer ignored you. You figured.

You finished your meal and stared at the officer. "What are you staring at?" He asked you.

"Your ugly mug." You retort with a smirk. He darkened his glare.

"Watch what you say girly-"

"I'm not a girl."

"-or else you will get what you deserve." He threatens.

"Aren't you an officer of the law? I'm fairly sure your not allowed to harm me unless ordered too." You state.

"I can easily do other things to make you know your place." He says and takes a step toward you. You scoff in reply.

"Keep telling yourself that captain." You say getting up and throwing your tray away.

"GET YOUR ASSES OUTSIDE!" Someone yells and you made your way outside.

Looking around, you didn't see much of anything to do. Just some weights, what looks like a soccer court, and just a field. You sigh and head to the wall of the prison. You sit down against the wall and put an arm on your knee and your head in your hand. You sigh deeply as you wait for the day to be over.

"Hey, girly." You groan in annoyance and look up to see 3 guys in front of you. One was blonde with a scar on his left eye, the second had dark brown hair and was a burly man, and the last one was a bald guy with muscles as well. Each of them had tattoos on their arms, hands, even on the baldies face.

"I'm not a girl." You frown, but not moving.

"Well, I believe a 'girly' like you need to follow us, if you pleeeaasseee." The brown headed one said.

"Mmmmmmmmmm.... Nah." You say and stand. "Sorry Boys, but I don't hang out with people who want to get in my pants." You say and stand up. You start to walk away but a hand pulls you back, stopping you. You turn around, only to be met with a fist.

You stumble slightly before getting your bearing and staring at the blonde, who punched you. Soon another fist collided with your gut, face, face, gut, face again. Soon you fall to the ground.

"Yeah, not some hot stuff now are you?" You hear a voice tell you. You open your eyes and see the 3 standing above you. A circle of bystanders surround the 4 of you. You slowly, but surely, get up. You huff in annoyance.

"Y'know, for 3 assholes, your real douchebags." You say. 'Oooohh's' spread through the crowd and the 3 guys glare at you. "What? You guys punch like actual girls. Seriously did you start your periods yet? Or is that all you got?" You ask with a smirk. Another punch in the face. Gut, face, head, gut, shoulder, face, wow these guys don't know where else to hit do they?

Finally done with their shit you grab the last fist and stare at the bald guy.

"I would seriously appreciate it if you stopped that friend." You said and dropped his fist. "Goodbye now." You said and started walking off.

"Oh no you do-" One of the guys said about to punch you, that is, until you whipped around, grabbing his arm, and throwing him to the ground. It turned out to be the blonde guy. You turn around again and punch the bald guy. He is thrown back, far, and soon hits some of the bystanders.

"You son of a bitch." The brown haired one said, clearly the leader, glared at you. He started walking up to you slowly.

"Jeegus, can't a person just wait for the day to pass in peace?" You said dodged a fist that he threw. He threw another and this time you grab it. You spin around and throw him. Only problem, you threw him too hard. He flies through the air and soon lands on a certain raven haired boy. "Oops." You mumble.

A certain..... Well, two certain people, glare at you. A blonde, red eyed, one and a certain brown haired, jade eyed, one. 'Fuck,fuck,fuck!!!' You thought and backed away. The two started towards you. You slowly backed off slowly, both continued to glare as they approached you.

"Wait!" A voice said. The three of you turned to see John getting up, "It's clear she didn't mean to do it." He said.

"I'm not a girl." You mumbled. The two glared at you, making you back down, but you sighed. "Um, I'm sorry about that." You chuckle nervously as the circle of people soon disperse.

"It's fine, i'm sorry about Dave and Jake. They are.. protective." John says and walks up to you. You can see Dave and Jake each about to hold him back, but he waves a hand to them and continues up to you. He puts a hand out. "I'm John." He says.

"Aurthor." You say taking his hand and shaking it. "Question, do you know the time?" You ask him.

"The time?" He asks. You nod. "About 3ish." He says. 'it's almost 6!' You thought and pulled him forward.

"I'm planning an escape at 6, you in?" You ask him. He froze but relaxed when he realized what you said.

"Excape? Yes!" He said almost instantly. "But... Can you let the Striders and my cousin come?" He asked in a whisper. You notice behind Johns back said cousin and Dave walking up to the two of you.

"Sure, seems simple enough." You said and released him. He slowly returned to his normal position and gave you a warm smile. You smiled as well.

"So what did you do? You know, to get caught." John asked. Dave and Jake had finally gotten up to the two of you, both seemed to glare at you. Dirk even came up and stared at you curiously.

"Car crash from stealing from this rich pompous cop." You said with a smirk. "It was me and a friend, but he died when we crashed and I was accused of murder of him." You said with a sigh.

"How did you crash?" Dirk, surprisingly, asked.

"Fell down a small cliff, didn't see the sucker, I was lucky enough to not break any bones. Woke up in the hospital a week later, and was told I was accused of killing him, thievery, and running from the cops. Like who wouldn't?" This caused Dirk to give a small smirk. "So, how 'bout you fine gentlemen?"

"Dave and I have many cases of multiple assisted murders and assassinations."

"BRO!" Dave yelled at his brother. "Why did you tell her?!" He asked.

"I'm not a girl." You said again, but he ignored you. Dirk shrugged.

"He seems interesting."

"I'm not a guy either." You said, making the four look at you weirdly.

"Then, what are you?" John asked.

"I liked to be called 'They' or 'Them', but continue your stories, how about you John?" You asked, he gave a sad smile.

"I was falsely accused of murdering my father."

"Oh, sorry about your father." You said scratching the back of your neck awkwardly.

"It's fine, but this is my cousin Jake, he was-"

"-Attempted murder of the killer of my niece." Jake finished for John with a sharp glare at you. You raised an eyebrow.

"Attempted?" You asked.

"They caught me before I could finish... let's just say.. I had a bit.. too much fun." He said with an evil smirk, the kind of smirk that shows blood lust.

"Hmm." You hummed and sat back down in boredom. "Wish I had my notebook, this place would have some good ideas for books." You said in deep thought about it.

"Notebook?" John asked and he sat beside you. The others followed his example, Dave next to John, Dirk between you and Jake, probably to protect you.

"Yeah, I write stories, in fact I know some guys who look like the four of you." You said with a knowing smirk. "Although, I seriously wish I had some coffee." You sigh. "I usually have a cup or two by now."

"What was this plan that you told John?" Dave asked you, surprisingly. 'Must've asked John, or ease dropped, or must have the most awesome ears.' You thought. You looked around until you found an entrance to probably the bathrooms.

"Not here, come on." You said standing and making your way towards the bathrooms.

There was no one else inside the bathrooms luckily, so it was only the five of you. 'Perfect' You thought and locked the door in case some others came in. 'Fairly sure the cops have keys to inside here. That or they just don't care.' You thought.

"So, Aurthor, what is this plan?" John asked you. You smirked.

"I'm leaving, simple as that, and since you guys are coming i'm going to have to figure out how now." You said and thought about it. You reached behind you, snapped your fingers, and summoned a map of the entire prison and looked at it in front the four guys. They all gasped.

"How in god's name did you get that!?" Dave asked you. You glanced up, from a spot you were pointing at, at the cool boy.

"Magic, it's the same as how I know your guys' weapon choice." You said and continued your plan.

"Our weapon choices?" Jake asked this time.

"Yeah, like you, Jake, use pistols. Dave and Dirk use swords, and John uses a warhammer. I'm pretty sure the weapon is called zillyhoo or some weirdass name like that." You mumbled the last part and smirked. "Perfect!" You said and put the map 'behind' you. It actually disappeared back to it's original spot.

"How do you expect to get the five of us out of here?" Dirk asked.

"To put it simply, magic. Just meet me in the library at 6." You said and left the bathroom, leaving the four confused.

Sitting at a table, reading Jurassic park, you sat there waiting for the four to appear. A hand smacked against the table, making you jump and loose your spot in your book, and look up at the semi-angry albino cool kid. "Well?" Dave asked. You looked behind him to see John standing awkwardly, Dirk and Jake each glancing around the empty library. You sighed and closed the book.

"This way." You said and went to the farthest corner of the library. They followed and gave a confused look at you once you turned to look at them. "Now then, this place is full of secrets, some that no one knows about. Except me." You smirk. "OH!" You said, making John jump, "Here." You said and pulled out two Katana's, twin pistols, and a medium sized war hammer. You handed each weapon to their rightful owners. The four stared at the weapons then up at you, who was now wielding your rightful weapon, a Naginata.

"Okay, we have weapons, the cops each have guns, we'll get caught with these and sent to the block." Dave said in exasperation. You huffed in annoyance.

"You doubt me? I'm hurt Dave, very hurt." You said and reached up to the book 'War and Peace' The four watch in wonder as you pulled the book and allowed the lever to be pulled. "No one ever reads this book for fun." You said as a secret door revealed itself. You glanced over to the four who were standing there like fish. You rolled your eyes. "Get you buggers." You said and pulled John towards the door.

The rest ran after the small boy and you followed them, pulling the bookcase. You heard the lever click back in place and smirked. Unfortunately it was dark as balls, and Dave wasn't about to pass the opportunity to complain about it. "It's dark as hell in h-!" He nearly yelled, that is until you smacked a hand over his mouth.

"Shut up and follow me." You said, he bit your hand, but you didn't react and reached the front and continued onward. You heard footsteps behind you, telling you the others were following.

After a while you soon reached a spot with some light. You turned toward the other and put a finger to your mouth, telling them to be quiet, and pointed up at the bars above you. Looking up it was a place covered with boxes upon boxes of stuff. You smirked and climbed up the wall. You grabbed at rails and looked up, seeing no one, you smirked and reached into one of your pockets, pulling out a screwdriver. You reach through the bars and slowly unlock it.

After a few seconds all the screws were out of the bars. You smirked and turned to the four boys who were watching you intently. You pointed towards Dirk and indicated for him to come here. He walked up to you and looked up to you. You put your feet on his shoulders, and he stumbled slightly but got his balance again, and you pushed the bars up. They instantly pulled up from the floor and you slowly put it to the side. You reach up to the side of the hole and pull yourself up. Once up, you reached back down and grabbed Dirks hands, you pulled him up and the two of you pulled up Dave, then Jake, then lastly John.

"Now then." You whispered and looked around, "Where oh where could it be?" You asked yourself and soon found the name just 'Aurthor' "Ah ha!" You whispered and looked into the box. You quickly grabbed your shit, and put on your ring.

"What now?" A voice, John, asked you softly.

"Now I need this to be finished. You said and pulled out your Rubik's cube.

"A Rubik's cube?" John asked.

"Yup, it's our ticket out of here." You said and started to work on it as you started back to a random wall. "Fuck!" You mumbled as you messed up and sighed. "This might take a while."

"Oh for fuck's sake." You heard Jake said and grab the colored cube from you. In seconds he figured out the cube. You smiled.

"Thank you Jake." You whispered and twisted the cube a few times until finally it showed each side as checkered, but the middles of each cross was differently colored.

Beep

The cube beeped and you smirked.

Beep, Beep

The four backed off slightly.

Beep, Beep, Beep

You threw the cube up into the air and it shattered into many small cubes, a small orange light shown, but was soon gone and a small orange Dave appeared.

"God, I thought you would have never figured out that damn colorful prison." Davesprite said as he flew in front of you.

"Oh please, give me some more credit." You rolled your eyes.

"Dave?" John asked in wonder. Davesprite turned, finally noticing the other four, and backed up slightly.

"Wow, you weren't kidding when you said this was Convictstuck."

"What didn't believe me?" You asked. Davesprite was about to retort something but soon an alarm sounded out and a bright red light covered the area. "Okay, time to go." You said and ran to the front, the four following, and Davesprite on your shoulder tail lightly wrapped around your neck.

"FREEZE!!" A voice yelled out and you turned to see many officers aiming guns at you. The four freeze, but you smirked and quickly appeared in front of the officers. They pointed their guns, but you were already gone, behind them and already attacking the officers backs. "GAAHH!!" They all said as they fell to the floor. Blood already pooled and you looked toward the four staring boys.

"You coming or what?! There's going to be more of them, hurry!" You said and shot out in a direction to the front field.

"Slow aren't they, worse then HS's John." Davesprite said, referring to Homestuck's John. You rolled your eyes attacking another few guards and blocking some bullets.

"At least he knows how to fight." You replied and continued forward.

"AURTHOR!" You heard behind you and turned to see John racing towards you. The other three nowhere to be seen.

"Where are the other's?" You pretty much yelled over the alarm.

"We got surrounded and I somehow escaped, I was about to help them, but they made me come to follow you." He said, nearly in tears. You groaned and rolled you eyes.

"Come on." You said grabbing his arm and pulling him back the way he came. You and John soon reached the three and noticed they were, in fact, surrounded. Barely holding their own. Davesprite rolled his eyes. "Watch John." You told him, he nodded and disappeared from your neck.

You jumped above the guards and was instantly was in front of Dave, who had to to stop the force of his swing, and stared at you in awe. You instantly started spinning, twisting and turning, slicing and stabbing, the many guards. Soon all the guards were on the floor, and you held your weapon behind your back, standing with a hand to the floor. Blood was on your face slightly, but mostly it covered your shirt. You stood and turned to the three.

"Let's go." You said and ran past them and towards John. Davesprite wrapped himself around your neck again and the four followed, you had slowed slightly so the four could follow, and you all ran through the rest of the prison.

Entering the field you instantly stopped, the rest smacked into your back but stopped, and stared at the many officers pointing guns at you, a glint of red caught your eye. "FREEZE! DROP YOUR WEAPONS AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!!" An officer yelled.

"Well?" Davesprite asked and you sighed in annoyance. You set your weapon down and held your hands in the air.

"Aurthor!" John whisper yelled behind you.

"SSsshh!! Just do it!" You whisper yelled back and the four followed suite.

"COME FORWARD!" The officer yelled and you did so, staring at where the red glint was.

A few guards came forward but you smirked at stopped. You shoved your hands in front of you and four Gaster Blasters appeared around you. Each was a different look. One had blood red eyes, jagged edges, sharp teeth, and a few cracks. One had slightly dull orange eyes and had rounded edges and teeth instead. The third had Bright baby blue eyes, slightly sharp edges, and teeth that shown a smile. Lastly was the fourth which had slightly pink tinted eyes, sharp edges and teeth like the blood redded one, but no cracks, it looked slightly scared.

Each opened their mouths and started to form their own magic. All the guards backed off. "FIRE!" You heard one say and they started to shoot, but by now you snapped your fingers, wielding your Naginata. You blocked most of the bullets as your Gaster Blasters fired, destroying the rest of them and killing most of the guards.

"Again!" You shouted and another wave of Gaster Blasters formed and shot against the guards once more. There wasn't very many guards left, and the few who had survived were either running away or trying to kill you. "Okay, enough of this." You mumbled and slashed a huge circle of dirt into the air, it soon covered the field and your grabbed John's arm. John grabbed Dave, and so on so forth. You ran through the field and was about to reach the metal wall, until a figure stood in front of you.

The figure stood before you, a hood of some form blocking his eyes, but you knew who it was and smirked. "John." You said, catching CS John's attention. HS's John glanced up, revealing the same dorky glasses and nerdy smile.

"Determined, finally. Come on, Dave's got the car." He said and used his warhammer, zillyhoo, to destroy the fence and disappeared instantly. You ran through the broken metal, the four following, but not saying anything, and reappeared out of the dust.

In front of you was a dull blue juke and inside was Dave and John. You instantly opened the back door and shoved the other four into the car, and lastly jumped in. In the very back was Dirk and Jake, next to you, in the now very crowded middle, was CS John and Dave, both staring at HS John and Dave in awe. HS were both wearing their god tiers, but it didn't bother you. "FLOOR IT!" You yelled and Dave did such. "John!" HS John nodded and used his magic to get the car to start flying, all of CS grabbed somewhere on the car to hold themselves steady as the car lurched upward and into the sky. "WOOHOO!! TO THE HOUSE!!" You yelled and HS Dave nodded.

It was quiet the whole car ride, and an uneventful 3 hours, but the car soon touched ground once more and stopped in front of a house next to a beach. "Finally." You mumble and get out of the car. Everyone follows and you head towards the front door. You were about to grab it when it jerked open and a hand was on your neck, pulling you in the air. "Hello to you too Dirk." You say, slightly strained. "I would love you if you dropped me."

"You. Are. Dead!" He said in your ear and pulled you into the house.

"Is.. Is that me!?" The same voice says, causing HS Dirk to stop, he turned around.

"Holy shit." The two said and you fell to the floor.

"Ow." You mumbled and got up. You turned the... many guys in your house. John, Dave, and Dirk were each staring at eachother, Jake just glared at the other versions of the three. "Hey!" You said causing everyone to look at you, well HS Dirk glaring, but whatever. "You four," You said pointing at the CS's, "Theres clothes in the spare bedroom, I'm going to take a shower. Don't destroy the house." You said and went to the shower.

After your shower you got dressed in some cargo shorts and an Undertale T-shirt and entered the living room where 'That 70's show' was playing, but only the HS's were watching it as the CS's were staring at the bitties and Davesprite, who were watching. "Okay." You said pausing it. Protests from almost everyone sounded out, but you ignored it. "Now, I would like to truthfully introduce myself." You said standing in front of the TV. "My names Aurthor, or Determined, as the Homestucks know me."

"Homestucks?" CS John asked.

"It's the original timeline of... Homestuck, a web comic. You guys are an AU of it, or Alternate Universe, Convictstuck. It's where the four of you," You indicated to the four convicts, "Are in jail, for doing random shit, and when I heard about you, I wanted to meet you and free you." You smiled.

"Determined is a Fanfic writer, they go to different AU's and write about them." HS Dave said.

"Yeah, they've been through many AU's, even some with weird skeleton's, Pokemon, and other cool stuff!" HS John said.

"Yeah, and I live in the Multivoid, it's pretty easy to get to, but it only has one location that can enter it." You say.

"How?" CS Dirk asked you.

"A portal in the master bedroom closet." You say making the four convicts stare at you. "It's not as gay as it sounds!" You quickly say. "Anyways, i'm going back home for some coffee, you four can come if you want, but those three need to come with me." You say pointing at the Homestucks.

"I'll pass, I have a man I need to find." Jake said getting up.

"Good luck." You say as he leaves.

"I'm going to go start a new life. Maybe change my name." CS John said getting up. CS Dave got up along with him.

"That's fine, if you ever need help, i'm there for you." You say giving a small smile.

"Thanks Aurthor. Goodbye." He said and left, CS Dave behind him.

"You care if I live here?" CS Dirk asked, making you look at him.

"Why?" You asked.

"Well, it's basically the doorway to yours, and this place is pretty far from the city of Derse. So.." He trailed off. You gave a knowing smile.

"Sure, although, to be fair, you're going to have to pay for everything yourself, get a job, you know the usual. In fact, I'll make sure no one knows that your an escapee." You say, making his eyes widen.

"YES!" He said and you nod.

"Okay, here's a bank card, the info for it, and you three let's go." You say putting a Visa with paper on it on the coffee table. The others get up, Davesprite and the bitties get on your shoulders. "See yeah." You say to CS Dirk with a wave, and you make your way to the master bedroom.

The End.