Direct Messages > @binniebunny

aussiecb97
Hey hey tell Hannie I'm really sorry!
I didn't think the account would
get deleted

binniebunny
I'm pretty sure you can tell already
but Chan is not the best at making
friends so..

Maybe you should give up?

aussiecb97
:(
He's so mean
I don't want to give up

I wanna know why he hates me so much!
I haven't even done anything

hol up tf did I just see in my notifications

binniebunny
damn he's back

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Group Chat > 🚫NO CHAN ZONE🚫
5:12 pm

lemme_succ_minho
TIME FOR PLAN J 2.0

aussiecb97
JISUNG

lemme_succ_minho
BABY

Wait how do you know my name?

aussiecb97
Binnie said it uwu
Hey I'm really sorry about your account

lemme_succ_minho
That's fine! Now I have a better username 😌

binniebunny
Not sure which part of that is
better but.. Whatever

Why are you dragging Felix in
again? I'm sure I heard you get
yelled at because of what you did

aussiecb97
:( you got yelled..? I'm sorry Jisungie

lemme_succ_minho
J-
H-He called me Jisungie

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binniebunny
You fucker my phone crashed

lemme_succ_minho
Felix's fault! He's so soft :(

aussiecb97
I'm not soft....

lemme_succ_minho
Yesh you are

Anyway plan J.one
J 2.0* oops haha my subconscious
be reminding you guys that j.one
is superior 😁

binniebunny
Should I add Chan Hyung

lemme_succ_minho
NO

aussiecb97
NO

binniebunny
That was meant to threaten Jisung
but gosh Felix, do you hate him?

aussiecb97
I don't.. I wanna be his fiend

Friend*

lemme_succ_minho
His fiend

Like.. His little devil?
Chan is the devil tho?

binniebunny
I'm adding Hyung

lemme_succ_minho
Fuck off sharp chin

binniebunny
Wh-

aussiecb97
I- so that's one thing I learnt
about your appearances..

binniebunny
Yeah let's stop it at that
Go on with your plan Jisung

lemme_succ_minho
Ok so I'm going to sneak into
Channie's phone and I will unblock
you Felix

Until then Trashbin will keep him busy

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lemme_succ_minho
PLEASE DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS
CHRIS (97)

binniebunny
I don't know CJ97 so nope

aussiecb97
And you called him Trashbin......

lemme_succ_minho
Yeah okay sorry
Well Binnie's real name is Barbie

aussiecb97
Wait really?

binniebunny
Jisung what the fuck

lemme_succ_minho
Yeah he was embarrassed to say it

Hey Barbie, it's fine, it's just
Felix I'm sure he won't judge

aussiecb97
I get it's not that common especially
for a guy... So I'm sorry if you're
uncomfortable, um,, Barbie..

binniebunny
THE FUCK

I'm not Barbie you dick heads

Do whatever you want, I won't ever help

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aussiecb97
.....

lemme_succ_minho
that was acting, I actually wanted
him to get pissed

Also his name is not Barbie

aussiecb97
What- why?

lemme_succ_minho
I'm... I don't know, his mum must
have not thought of the name 'Barbie'
when she saw the triangle she had
given birth to?

aussiecb97
Wait no no! I meant why did you want
him out of here

lemme_succ_minho
OH haha

Because when he's pissed off at me,
he goes to spend time with Chan

So now he's distracting Chan without
even being aware of it

JISUNG GENIUS HEHE :3

aussiecb97
Damn... Why are we going this far?

lemme_succ_minho
You don't want to be Chan's friend? :c

aussiecb97
I do... I actually do, he's mean and
I want to know why he hates me so much :(
besides, we're both Chris fans so why
can't we get along?

lemme_succ_minho
Exactly
Show Chan some human emotions

aussiecb97
Wait what

lemme_succ_minho
No nothing lol

Please inform Minho about my new account

aussiecb97
He doesn't know..? You can text
him yourself right

lemme_succ_minho
He hit the blocc button :')

aussiecb97
Well damn
Wondering why he didn't do that
for the first account

lemme_succ_minho
He liked me in that account..
Because I sent him n00ds

aussiecb97
NOODLES

I will pretend that is noodles and
that you meant you sent a photo of
your meal

lemme_succ_minho
I am a meal
So yes makes sense

aussiecb97
Gosh..

lemme_succ_minho
UwU

Now Jisung will unblock you from
Chan's account at super sonic speed
so be prepared to spam him!!

aussiecb97
Okay thanks Sung
I'll tell Minho about the acc ^^

lemme_succ_minho
S-Sung--
C-Can I just keep you instead?
For myself? Pwease? Be mine?

aussiecb97
Jisung*

lemme_succ_minho
NO PLESE
M ea n ie .