it was gonna happen eventually.
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Home Alone but Robots [Fnaf×MCDreams]

dreams!Box: DIAMOND, IS THAT WEED!??

fnaf!Diamond: no, this is-

dreams!Box: I'M CALLING THE POLICE!

dreams!Box push some buttons on Lefty.

from Lefty's microphone: 911, what's your emergency?

fnaf!Box: ... wtf??

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dreams!Nether: so if it's any wonder, why people are scared of technology.

dreams!Nether, shoving a Baby head into fnaf!Diamond's face: TECHNOLOGY!!

fnaf!Diamond: aaAAAH-

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dreams!Sam: the moment where you went into a room and forgot why you went in t-

the Robots: jumps him.

dreams!Sam, in his head: oh right, I'm being chased by murderous robots!!!

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Child of the Universe [Origins SMP]

Box: opens his front door.

The owls: immediate owl noises, growing increasingly louder by the second.

Box, unfazed: throws seeds at them.

The owls: immediately calms down.

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Rinzler, 'calmly': watch your profanity >:/

(this applies to every Rinzler ngl)

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Box: is there anything better then Murder?

Box: yes, a really good Book.

piano solo.

(also applies to every origins/vav!Box)

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Box, owl form: if you ever want to be a Human, you gotta Be a human!

Box: human form pops into existence.

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music go brrr.

Box, singing: bring the beet in~!

The owls: ANYTHING FOR YOU ELDER-

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Butterz: SCREAMING AND RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE.

The owls: right behind Him.

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an Owl's Journey [OriginsSMP×LotB]

Box, first getting thrown in LotB: aaa...

Box, having to deal with the Hunters: aaaaa...

Box, having to deal with The Reset: aaaAAAAAAAAAA-

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CC/Sam, the Balancers, & the Dimensional Children: dunking on eachother like hell on earth.

Box: .. can i have a steak?

CC/Sam: beating everyone's ass.

Box: can i please have a steak?

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Box, to his Voices: it's another month, my dudes.

Box, staring up at the shattered sky:
... aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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Ember: i don't need friends, they disappoint me.

poses.

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Reincarnation of the Past [OriginsSMP×UniteSMP]

Box: do you ever, like. wake up, or uh, do- do something and you're like.. what the frick is going on?

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Unite!Butterz: ayo, cut the music.

Unite!Butterz: someone left an ice cube on the ground and now my socks are wet,

Unite!Butterz, pulling out the golden pickaxe: who the Fuck wanna die?

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Snas: Smack cam!

Unite!Nether, taking out a sword: BITCH, I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH AH TELL YOU THAT-

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origins!Butterz: how's it feel to be the worse friend ever?

Unite!Butterz: Shut Up, your Mother buys you Mega Blocks instead of Legos.

origins!Butterz: you take that back-

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Box: i don't know what y'all-

origins!Snas: waves around the cursed axe like it's nothing.

Box, having immediate flashbacks: AAAAAAAA- STOP-

Unite!Butterz: BITCH STOOP-

Unite!Nether: AAAAAAAAA-

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Unite!Nether: inhales, son of a-

origins!Rinzler: watch your language.

Unite!Nether: -ffffuuunnn...

origins!Rinzler: hmm, you're close.

Unite!Nether, gaining a new will: .. frick.

origins!Rinzler: don't, test me.

Unite!Nether: ... shoot dangit.

origins!Rinzler: oh my god.

Unite!Nether, grinning: .... Ass.

origins!Rinzler: immediate attack.

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Cemetery [Unite SMP]

Butterz, to Lava: What the Fuck in Up, Lava? No, what did you say? What the Fuck, dude!? Step the Fuck, Up!

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Lava: oh hey, thanks for checking in! I'm 🎶still a piece of garbage🎶

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Box: so basically, what i'm thinking is-

Lava fuckin' kills him and his necklace goes very wonky.

Box, barely holding onto his sanity:
.. ah Frick, i can't believe you've done this.

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Box: how do you know what's good for me!?

Butterz: that's mY OPINION!!

Box:

Nether:

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Butterz just doing voodoo magic stuff.

Box: falls through Butterz roof.

Butterz:

Box:

Butterz: hey Box.

Box: hey Butterz.

Box: ... that hurt.

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Box: Butterz look, it's the good items!

Butterz: .. this is a vision teller tent, how good could it be?

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Our Execution [Unite SMP]

Box, at the beginning: i do love working here, it's just. we all have a lot of laughs, heh.

Box, after Butterz's death: FRICK OFF NYTREE, I'M NOT GIVING YOU YOUR FUNKIN' REPORT-

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Snas: BOO!

Box: !!-.. stoop, i'm gonna drop the body!

Snas: ... the What

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Box: so you were hanging out with Lava yesterday.

Nytree: Box- it's not what it looks like-

Box: i won't hesitate, fucking shoots him.

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Box, refering to Nether who's covered in bread: hey, look at the buns on that guy.

Sam: this is the comedy police, the joke's too funny!

Box, only hearing "police": i'm nOT GOING BACK TO JAIL-

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More cursed items! Yay!! [Unite SMP]

Box: okay, i can do this.

mere seconds later.

TScott, walking in: .. are you okay?

Box, missing his left hand: CALL BUTTERZ-

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Nether, deadpan: iridocyclitis.

Lava: immediately wheezes his lungs out.

Nether: ...I, R,-

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Split, to all the cursed people: when will you learn!? when will you learn!?!

Split, shaking Lava: thAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!?!??

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Butterz: we all die. you either kill yourself or get killed.

Box: whatcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do?

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Nether: welcome to Physics :]

Box: messes with something and it immediately go Boom.

Nether: AAAAAAAAA- HOLY MOTHER-

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Butterz: there's only one thing worse then a Murderer, puts down sign, Boom!

Box, gasping: a Mess!

Butterz: no-

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Butterz: now, what do you tell yourself when you get impulses to throw yourself off a bridge?

Box: ... yeet.

Butterz: no.

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Abandon All Hope [LotB]

CB: merry chrirmass!

CB, to Ox : it's christmarn.

Ox, playing along: merry christar

CB: merry christer :)

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CB, pointing at Notch: you are my da~dad!

CB: you're my dad! bogebogeboge!!

(he remembered some of Balance's memories, don't mind the guy.)

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Dread: screaming and running away.

Creator Energy(Balance):
>//query: why_are_you_running
>//restate.query: why_are_you_running

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Ox: hey, i'm aroace.

CB, who is also aroace: ...i thought you were a creator?

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Jeb: you ever wanna talk about your emotions, CB?

CB: no..

Ox: i do.

Jeb: i know, Ox.

Ox: i'm sad.

Jeb: i know.

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REVERTED [LotB×BO]

Psychotic: i have all this power at my fingertips..

BO!Dinnerbone: heeeyyy

Abe: bursts out in hysterical laughter.

BO!Dinnerbone: what's upp, it's us :))

Psychotic: stOP-

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Psychotic: you said you'll be on some, spiritual retreat!

Lava: mhm :]

Psychotic: and you're supposed to not exist!

BO!Balance: .. i got better?

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Lava: we didn't Ask for you to show up!

UnknowDemon: i didn't want to show up!

EntityBrine: i was sleeping.

Lava & UnknownDemon: We Know.

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BO!Nether: let me have the, piano noises, of somebody's heart~

LotB!Nether: shut the, piano slam, **** up~

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BO!Under: what? you aren't coming to my tea party!?!

BO!Under: BALANCE, I MADE BISCUITS!!-

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BO!Balance: Nether, get out off the roof.

LotB!Nether: you're not my dad!

BO!Balance: Get Off of the Roof, I Am Your Dad.

LotB!Nether: you're not my dad!

BO!Balance: i Am your dad, Get Out Of The-

LotB!Nether: i am on a Roof and you're not!

they continue like that for awhile while Lava films this, laughing. it gets sent to the group chat immediately afterwards.

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LotB!everyone, during the revertion: just a typical Balancer mission :')

BO!Creators: shows up.

LotB!everyone: SCREAMS.

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Blue guy, not knowing how this happened:
... what is going on on this fine day?

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Sheep to the Slaughter [BO]

Lava: let's play, who's infected?

Over: is it me?

Nether: er, me?

End: .. him.

Equality, infected with Dequality: dammed souls of the underworld noises.

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Lava: i should've left you in the machine where you were standing.

Balance: .. but you didn't :)

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Lava, to Balance: ugh, i have no friends..

Box: aham, what am i? a roach?

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Lava: i thought you were babe.. turns out, you're just fam.

Balance, confused: ... bro??

Lava: peaces out and logs off.

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Box's Avatar, to the Balancers:
BoxcarAssassin: yall ugly

Box's Avatar: ceases to exist.

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Lava: gesturing to air.

The Balancers: concerned watching.

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takes place where Box is revealed to be alive.

Box: ... did you do some dumb stuff?

Lava: hell yeaah.

Box: did you get us BOTH in trouble?

Lava: heell yeaah..

Box: .. am i still helping cuz you're my best friend?

Lava: FUCK YEAAAAAH

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Lava: hey, want this steak, fools?

throws in steak and all of them immediately start going rabid after it.

Lava: OH GOSH- CUT IT OUT, CUT IT OUT!!

The Balancers: stops immediately.

Lava: i just wanted to know if you all wanted steak.. my god...

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ah'll make more when ah find more that fits these guys. beep bop, brain go brrr
yeah it's, waay past my bedtime. i need this out of my head tho, so. yeah.
enjoy, hopefully.

(1364 words)