Sorry for being absent y'all! Also, I don't take requests on this book, so sorry to the people who wanted to request, but no, I don't take em :/ well, now let's start! And sorry if this is sad, but I just had to because, yeah, some Yt channels have venting vids soooo... yea...

MrEgg: ok, *sniff* so... I'm sad... and anxious... I don't know why, but I just wanted to post this... *breathes in, then out, slowly* I feel like life means nothing to me right now. I... *shaky breath* I'm scared Clover secretly hates me but he pretends he loves me. For the people who didn't know: Clover's my boyfriend, Ria is just a friend. I'm gay, so I don't have any feelings for Ria. *sniffles and wipes his eyes and nose with a tissue* I'm sorry if anyone is gonna hate me now because I'm being sad and pathetic af but... I just gotta vent... 

(The door comes in and reveals Clover) 

MrEgg: *turns around* oh hey Clover...

Clover: MrEgg... are you ok...?

MrEgg: no, I was just in the middle of a venting video...

Clover: what's wrong? *walks up to MrEgg and sits down next to him* tell me, please... *hugs MrEgg* I'm here to listen...

MrEgg: ok, I'm first gonna close the camera real quick... 

(Camera cuts)

MrCheese: ok, so, apparently MrEgg is very sad about things. AND WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!

TheGentleman: EGGY BOI DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE SAD! 

MrCheese: SO LIKE NOW OR THE MURDER ALLIANCE IS GONNA *BEEP*ING KILL YOU! *pant, pant* pwease, like...

TheGentleman, looking at MrCheese, shocked at his sudden outburst: holy shi-...pping fangirls...

MrCheese: pffttt- shipping fangirls I- *starts laughing*

TheGentleman: hey I- I didn't know anymore- shut up!

MrCheese: *wheezing intensifies* SHIPPING FANGIRLS! 

TheGentleman: *sigh* I'm gonna look for the kids *takes the camera with him*

(Camera cuts)

Sir Cheese: hey good sirs, ladies and people who identify as anything else 

GentleCheese: YTCat identifies as a cat lol

TheGentleman: your mother is literally going crazy and is wheezing over something I said just to prevent myself from cussing

GentleCheese: what did you say?

Sir Cheese: knowing him it was probably very funny and something you normally don't say?

TheGentleman: yep, Sir Cheese... the thing I said was holy shipping fangirls. I first wanted to say the actual s-word

GentleCheese/Sir Cheese: *trying their very best not to laugh* *they both fail* 

TheGentleman: *sigh* oh my god...

(Camera cuts)

Clover, holding the camera while cuddling a less sad MrEgg: *mumbles* I swear MrCheese is such an idiot- *at normal volume* well, you heard MrCheese, like to make this sad eggy hoi feel better

MrEgg: you don't have to if you don't want to... if you want to like, you can, but if you want to dislike, go ahead, it's your opinion

Clover: ok, yeah, you're right. Like if you want to like- or not- well, anyway, I hope you... enjoyed? Seeing MrEgg sad is not something to enjoy, hold up-

(Camera cuts)

Clover: hope you... don't hate MrEgg now. I don't understand why people would hate this cutie *pulls MrEgg closer* but my point still stands

MrEgg: *blushes and covers his face*

Clover: *grabs MrEgg's hands gently and puts them off his face* we want to see your pretty face, dear

MrEgg: *blushes more* hmph...

Clover: bye! He follow our other socials

(Camera cuts)