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Y/n = your name

n/n = nickname

s/n/n = sexy nickname

ɴᴏᴡ ᴏɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ... ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ғᴀɴ ғɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ɪ ɢᴜᴇss? ᴜʜ ɪ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ...

It's Christmas time and you just finished doing the decorations but you felt like something was missing. "Hey sansy can you-" you were cut of by sans in rage by the nickname "I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT y/n!!!" he yelled at the top of his lungs (wait lungs??) "Anyway, what the hell do you want dollface?" "Can you lift me up onto your shoulders so I can put up the mistletoe? Pleaseeeeeeee???"

He sighed and lifted you up when finally found some fresh mistletoe in the woods near by. "You know how heavy you are? Right s/n/n?" "ugh, G, I told you to NOT call me that, Anyway, i have something called 'flesh' maybe you haven't heard of it " you got annoyed but you started to have a crush on him? No. You weren't gonna fall in love with a skeleton. Not now and certainly NOT tonight.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~Time skip brought to you by every other one of these that isn't cringe like mine~~~~~~~~~

You were in your room getting your makeup done when you heard a loud, mechanical voice downstairs, 2 to be exact. "heya darlings!!!! Ive brought Blooky and he finnaly got a suit of metal like me!"It sounded like a loud roar and then the other monster, "Blooky"  talked "H-hey" it sounded like the total opposite to the first femmine voice which roared with excitement everytime it spoke like some superstar or something. You walked downstairs only to see some VERY important monsters...

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Dun,dun, da!!!! Cliffhanger I know but just let me know if you want a future update and if you want me to do one for you as a request and guess what? I can do lemons as well!!