Previously..

Then he dragged me in the cold snow until we reached a house. He knocked on the door, no response. Then someone opened it. "Hey bro, hey kid" orange said opening the door. Boue ran in and dropped me on the couch. "Oof" i mumbled. "HUMAN! WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY SOME OF MY MARVELOUS TACOS!?" Blue asked, yelling. "Eh, sure" i said. He ran to the kitchen. "I dont know how you deal with him" orange said. I stared at him, with not a care in the world. He sat on the couch next to me. "Wanna know how i deal it? I dont" i said. He chuckled softly. "Eh, nice to be back..we got alot to catch up on" he said. I nodded. "HUMAN! MY TACOS ARE DONE!!" Blue squealed. He ran to me and stuffed a taco in my mouth. It actually, tasted decent. "Good!" I exclaimed. His smile widened like a million time, and stars formed in his eye sockets. "Er..your welcome?" I said nervously. He giggled madly. I frowned nervously. He ran back to the kitchen and began making more tacos. I looked at orange, he was smoking. "Oi! No smokin!" I said. He ignored me.
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Then someone knocked on the front door. "I'll get it" i said, getting up. I walked to the door, and opened it. I saw a dinosaur, she walked in. "EY, WHERE IS BLUE SQUIRT!?" They exclaimed. I jumped back nervously, "RIGHT HERE ALPHYS!!" Blue said, next to me. "Are you gonna kill me?" I asked nervously. "Nah, but blue are ya ready for your training sesh?!" The dinosaur said. "YES! HUMAN THIS IS ALPHYS! SHE IS HELPING ME TRAIN TO GET INTO THE ROYAL GUARD!!" Blue squealed. I smiled softly, "i am y/n.. nice to meet you alphys" i said. "Lets go" alphys said. "ALREADY!? I WAS GONNA HANG WITH THE HUMAN!!" Blue said, looking disappointed. "Yeah, now hurry" alphys said. Blue hugged me, then they left. I turned around and saw orange sleeping. I rolled my eyes. I walked to the kitchen and put boues tacos in the fridge. I walked upstairs, bored. Few minutes later, i opened the front door. I was a cold, from the snow and coldness of the outside. "Ya cold?" I heard orange say, i jumped and turned around. "Here.." he said, taking of fhis jacket and putting it on me. "Better?" He asked.

* Even though it was big, and it smelled like cigs and honey, it was warm, ..it fills you with determination*

I smiled and nodded. "Good, but where are ya goin?" He asked. "Outside..im bored" i said shrugging. "Ill come with ya kid, to keep ya safe" he said, patting my head. I blushed softly, but nodded. "Lets go!" I said. A tint of orange dusted his cheekbones. He nodded. Then we walked outside. I bent down, and picked up some snow. Without thinking i threw it at orange, hitting him in the face. I giggled softly. "Thats how its gonna be then" he said, his eye started to glow orange. I gulped nervously. With magic he picked up a large amount of snow, and threw it at me, knocking me over. "Brrrr" i mumbled. He looked down at me, and chuckled. I was shivering. He helped me up. I put the hoodie up, and covered my face. I saw a few monsters making a snowman. I waloed over to then. "H-hey, could i help?" I asked. They looked at me scared. They started to back away. "N-no! Please..dont go.." i said, with a frown. One frowned, then bravely walked towards me. "Hey there! Im MK! Or monster kid!" The dinosaur looking monster said. I smiled softly. Even though i was a bit older then them...i still liked making friends. "I-im, y/n..! Nicmeto meet you!" I said. "W-would you still wanna build with us-" "NO!" The other monster shouted. I was surprised, so was MK. "Why nit?" Mk asked. "T-they might hurt us..o-or kill us" they said. I frowned. "She will no-" "no, i-its..fine.." i said, frowning. "Anyways! See ya later then mk!" I said, smiling proudly. "Yep,,guess so!" He said. I smiled, and walked away. I heard someone calling my name in the distance. Or..what i was. "Human!" I heard. I walked teh way it was coming, but ended up getting lost. "Blueberry!" I said. I contineud to walk. I entered a a place, with a lot of waterfalls, and it was raining. "Blueberry, are you there?!" I called out. "Blueberry, are you there?!" I heard, over and over again. "Echo flowers?" I asked myself. "Echo flowers?" I heard. I sat down, looking at them. I smiled, i felt a calm aura surround me. Then out of nowhere, a portal like thing opened infront of me. I saw ink walk out of it. "WHOA- ..o-oh..hey ink" i said. "Hey, did i scare ya? Sorry..anyways..im just telling you who decided to go back to their au, so, fells brother, obviously carrot and blue, and one more..er.." he said, looking away thinking. "What were we talking about?" He asked. I was surprised. Then shrugged softly, "you were telling me who left to their au" i said. He nodded. "Oh, yeah. Blue, carrot, fells brother aka red, and lust" he said. I sighed. "Yes, lust is ..now i dont have to worry bout being raped in the middle of the night" i said softly, he chuckled, blushing softly. "Anyways, why are the others staying? When they could go home to their family.. and friends..?" I asked. He blushed more. "Er...i dont know?" He said. I rolled my eyes and nodded. Then he grabbed his GIANT ASS PAINTBRUSH and made a portal. "Woah.." i mumbled. We then walked through the portal. Then i felt dizzy, i heard a tv on. "(😏totally not from lady bug and cat noir) Dont be bemused its just the news, sad news tonight.. A lady who goes by the name by M/N L/N has just been found dead, a good lady who was the boss of the Prayingandpayingforpoor program.." i heard the tv say. My eyes widened. I ran to the tv, and looked at it. "The people who found the body, were scott allik, and niko~kun.. what do you two have to say bout this?" The news lady asked.

-Niko~kuns P O V-

"Are you sure this is the way?" I asked. "Of course! Why? Do you think i would take you to a desert and leave you there?" He asked, chuckling after. "Yah, its osunds like what you would do" i said, he rolled his eyes. We continued to walk until we eventually got lost. Scott looked nervous and worried. "Were not lost are we?" I asked. He shook his head, with a fake smile. "Liar i knew you would get us lost-" i stopped when i heard someone screaming behind us. I quickly turned my head. I saw a lady, being held in the air by blue string like things. "P-PLEASE STOP!! I-I HAVE A DAUGHTER!" The female said. "AnD? LiStəN kId..I kNoW yOuR gAmEs, AnD yOuR dAuGhTeR.." the guy infront of her, who seemed to be holding her up said. "WaNnA kNoW sOmƏThiŅĞ? ShE bElOnGs To Me..AnD yOu? HeH, wOuLd JuSt GeT iN tHe WaY oF oUr ReLaTiOnShIp..~ So.."

"ÆŅÝ ŁÆß$Ț WŒŔЧ~!?" They yelled. "PLEASE STOP!" The woman yelled. The guy shrugged. Then chuckled, before covering her what looked like to be soul with the blue strings, and crushing it. She screamed out in pain, we were both frozen. Then she was dropped. She fell limp to the ground. She was dead. "HəH.. yOu TwO tElL aNyOnE..aNd ThIs WoNť BƏ ŤH3 ŁÆ§Ť ÝŒÛ ßƏĖ ØF MƏ~" They said, looking at us. They were nit human at all. Then he dissappeared, he called 911. But..it was too late. I started to cry.

-BACK TO YOU IN YA HOUSE!-

"I-i dont know..i..actually saw the lady get killed, i tried to help her..but scott held me back cause we were unprotected and the murderer could harm us.." niko~kun said. I felt tears crawl down my cheek. "Her funeral will be held at the sanford church, on jan 4th at 5:PM..all family and friends may attend..sad, ..she was a good lady, Let her rest in peace.." the newslady. More tears crawled down my cheek. "Y/n?" I heard ink say. He looked surprised, "why..are you crying?" He asked. He frowned. "Th..that..lady.. was..m-my..mother..that..d-died.." i whimpered, he was more surprised i ran to my room. I slammed the door, locked it, and slid down the door. I cried. "..m-mom.." i mumbled. "Ey, knock knock" i heard behind the door. "Go the h-hell away" i said. "Your supposed to say who's there" i heard. "Wait, why the hell are you here?!" I yelled, wiping a tear from my face. "Just..please? Knock knock- wait- i got it wrong..it wont work unless you start it" he said. "Fine" i growled. "Knock knock" i said. "Whos there?" He asked. "Uh..j-juno" i said. "Juno who?" He asked. "...Juno any other bad jokes?" I asked, he chuckled. I sat behind the door, starting to cry more. I saw a figure infront of me, i wiped my tears. And saw a sans that looked like toriel in a way. "Dear? Are you okay?" He asked. "Who are y-you?" I asked. "Oh, you can just call me alter" he said, smiling softly. "Anyways..why are you crying? What happened?" He asked. "...no..reason" i said, looking away. He frowned and sat infront of me. "Its okay..you can tell me" he said, smilng nervously. I took a deep breath, "..my mother..was, just found..dead..i saw ut..o-on the news.." i said. He looked shocked. "O-oh..My..i am sorry to hear that.." he said, frowning. "I-ts fine..well, my friend ink..can get you back to your au.." i said. "I wont go back.." he said. I was confused. "Why? Your family and friends are there?" I said. "There not..t..they..k-killed..them.." he said stuttering. "W-who is they?" I asked. "Frisk..they killed paps, a-and..toriel..and undyne..and everyone..they were about to attack me, when.i appeared here.." he said, tears forming in his eyes. "O..oh, im sorry..its okay.." i said, giving him a hug. He flinched, before hugging back. "..thank you.." he said. "No problem..now, My name is y/n" i said with a soft smile. He smiled back, "its nice to meet you dear.." he said, patting my head. i blushed softly, and smiled. Then i opened the door, and saw all of them worried. I walked downstairs, ignoring them..and the tv while it continued to talk about my mothers death. "Y/n? Are you hungry?" I heard alter ask. I looked at him, "..i guess, i was gonna make some food for all of them" i said. "Yiu go sit down, i will. Ake food..you have had a rough day..you need some rest.." he said, smiling softly. "Are you sure?" I asked. He nodded. "Okay?" I said, sitting down. A few minutes lk ater he put food on the table and called everyone down for food. He sat next to me, and we all ate the food. Once done, i help alter with the dishes. "Well, er..thanks..?" I said, smiling softly. He smiled and nodded. "HeY.. y/N, wHo Is ThIs" i heard error say, annoyed. I looked at him. "This is alter..hes new here" i said, smiling. He looked annoyed, i looked at alter. He looked confused. "Whats wrong error?" I asked. He looked at alter, i felt dumbfounded. "Er..did i.. Miss something?" I asked. ". he said. "Why?-" "..cOmE wItH mE" he said, grabbing my hand and taking me to a room. He turned on the lights. "StAy AwAy FrOm HiM.." he said. "Why? He doesn't seem bad.." i said. "OuR dEaL..rEmEmBeR?' He said, i frowned softly. "Yeah, but just because of our deal doesnt mean i cant hang around any other people" i said, a little annoyed. "YeS iT dOeS.." he said, growling lightly. "...err..come on error! At least let me have one day to hang iut with my friends and such!" I said, annoyed. He stared at me, before sighing. "FiNe..OnLy ToDaY" he said, i smiled. "Thank you!" I squealed, he blushed softly and nodded. "But..thanks again..about what happened earlier yesterdayish.." i said witha. small smile. "DoNt WorRy AbOuT mE, iM jUsT gLaD yOuR oKaY" he said. I chuckled skftly, "yeah yeah ya big goof..just dont scare me like that" i said. He rolled his 'eyes' and nodded. "Anyways..im gonna go to starbucks soon, then probably head to the library" i said. He nodded, i left the room. I walked to my room, and saw a notification on my phone. I checked it, and it showed job application. -Cook needed!- it said. I smiled softly. I grabbed my purse, after changing clothes. Then i did my hair, and put on a necklace. I walked downstairs, and grabbing a gun i found in the closet. "Uh, what are ya doin kid?" I heard killer ask. "Oh~?" I asked. "Just getting some protection~" i said, turnign my head creeply, smiling evily. He sweated nervously. I chuckled softly, and put the gun in my purse and walked throught the front door. I walked to starbucks, which was just a few blocks away. Once i got there i ordered a white chocolate cinnamon chai tea, and a cakepop. Once i got it, i paid and walked out. I saw a little boy, who was sitting patiently waiting for someone. "Hello?" I asked. He ignored me. "Pardon..? Where are your parebts?" I asked, he just pointed to starbucks. I nodded, "do you mind if i sit with you for a while?" I asked. He shook his head, i smiled and sat next to him. He ignored eye contact with me. I took the cakepop out of my purse. He looked at it, drooling softly. "Do you er..want it?" I asked, he smiled before frowning and looking away. "My mother said i cant take thihgs from strangers.." he said. "Oh, well my name is y/n..whats your name?" I asked. He looked at me slightly. "The names mathew" he said. I held out my hand, he shook it. "It snice to meet you mathew! Do you have any allergies? Cause if your mother allows me to give this to you i have to make sure your n8t allergic to anything in it" i said, nervously. We chatted for a few minutes, i told puns every now and then, making him laugh. "Mom! I made a new friend!" He said, looking at someone behind me. I turned my head, and saw a surpirised mom. "Hi! Im y/n!" I said with a smile. "S-sweetie..what have i told you about talking to strangers?" She asked, furrowing her eyebrows. He frowned nervously. "Sorry ma'am..i..just didnt want a kid alone with their parents somewhere without them.." i said frowing, getting up. "You see I-I actually asked tos it with him, and..if he had any allergies cause i wanted to give him a cakepop.." i said, with a soft smile. She looked like she didnt believe me, but then smiled. "Oh, i guess its okay!" She said. "I am makila~chan" she said, holding her hand out. "Y/n" said, shaking it. She smiled more. I gave the cakepop to mathew. He smiled big. "Omg, MOMMY CAN I HAVE IT!?" He asked. "Sure sweetie!" She said. "I have to go now.. bye mathew, bye makila~chan!" I said, walking away. "BYA MA'AM!" Mathew said. His enthusiasm reminded me of blue. I giggled softly. Then i opened the website for the job. I took a sip of my tea, then i called the number it showed. ××× -×××- ××××.

-ring-

-ring ring-

-ring ring ring..-

"Hello?" I heard.

"Hello there, i am instrested inthe job interview" i said.

Then we started to talk bout the job, i ended up in his building. "Okay, i have decided! Your hired! You will start after tomorrow. At 4:00 AM!" He said, excited. "Thank you sir" i said, bowing slightly. He smiled and nodded, then i left walking to the library excited. I checked my phone, '6:29..PM'. It showed. I grabebd books about cooking and such, i bought them and read them for a few hours. Once i got bored, i checked the time again. '9:16' i began to walk home. Once i got there, i opened the door. To see the usual. Fell drinking mustard, classic sleeping, horror carving into the wall with his axe..sigh, ink and killer having a staring contest, nightmare and dream are arguing about who i belong to, error is playing with his strings, and blue was back and making taco- wait..nightmare and dream are arguing over who i belong to? I looked at them, confused. "She doesnt belong to anyone brother! She likes who she likes! You cant change that!" Dream said. "Oh but i can, you see.." he said, before swhispering something into his -ear-. Dream looked surprsied. "You would never!" Dream said, "oh but i would.." nightmare said. "Still! She likes who she likes, you dont control her!" They kept arguing, i shrugged softly. I walked over to classic, and poked him twice, no response. I walked to the kitchen, and grabbed two pans. I walked over to classic. I smiled evily, before banging them together. His eye sockets opened wide, left eye glowing blue. "WHAT THE FLIP" Classic yelled. "I am so evil" i mumbled. "Nyeh heh heh! Wake up you lazybones! I need your help with something cause i dont have magic!!" I said. His eye twitched slightly, but he blushed softly. I saw paps. "HUMAN HOW DARE YOU COPY MY SIGNATURE LAUGH!? NOBODY! EVEN YOU! COULD EVER COME TO BE AS GREAT AS THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!" He exclaimed. "NOW! OH HO HO! THAT IS WHERE YOUR WRONG PAPYRUS! NKBODY COULD EVER BEAT THE AMAZINGLY AMAZING HUMAN! Y/N!" I exclaimed, posing dramatically, dust walked in, looking confused. "I AM BETTER!" He yells. "NO I AM!" "I AM!" "NO WAY! I AM!" "NO I AM!!" "NOO!!! I AM YOU SKELETON!" I squealed. He grunted, and roll his eyes. "Hphm, in your dreams human!" He said. My eye twitched. "Do you.. want to die~?" I asked, as i felt a bad and Death like aura surrounded me.

Everyone was surprised, and shocked. -same things author, 'sorry'-. I shook my head quickly. "What?" I asked. Even fell looked sort of scared!? "Okay can you guys fucking tell me what i did!?" I yelled angry. I felt a liquid on my cheek. I put my hand on my cheek, and saw black liquid. I gasped softly, "w-..what..is this?.." i muttered. It felt sticky, i wiped it off on my shirt. I looked back at them, nervously. I put my hood on, and walked to my room quietly. The house was so quiet you could hear a pindrop. I looked in the mirror, my eye had a red glow and the black ooze..or stuff was staying on my cheeks. I tried wiping it off, it just stuck to my hands liek spiderman or sumthin. I sighed softly. "Ey, Y/n CaN i CoMe In" i heard error ask. "Why the hell wuld i let you in-" he was already standing infront of me. He glared at me, i gulped nervously. "E-er..yes?" I asked. "..yOuR lIkE mE.." he said with a smug smile. "Pardon?" I asked. "YoU sEe ThE sTuFf œN yOuR cHeEkS? YoU lOoK lIkE mE" he said, putting his hands up to his eyes and bringing it back down, showing the blue strings. "....waiiitt, what..are you trying to say?" I asked. "NoThInG..~" he said, smoothly. "Oh great" i said, he patted my head. "I fEeL lIkE a PrOuD fAtHeR" he said, wiping a fake tear from his eye. I rolled my eyes. "Soo.." I said, I smiled softly. He left though. I neard noise in my closet, i opened it with my bad i still had from when the two arrived. I opned the closet, to see another skeleton. "Hey there!" They said. "Im here to invite you to my friends party!" They said. "..whats your name?" I asked. "Oh, silly me! My name is sans! But you can just call me star!" He said, excidedly. "I wont be at the party, byt he told to invite people so here i am!" He exclaimed. "Cool, im y/n!" I said. He smiled. Heres the invites, bye!" He said opening a portal and walking through it. "EVERYONE YOU ALL ARE INVITED TO A PARTY!" I yelled, walking downstairs. I literaly yeeted the invites on the table, cause they said party for all the papyruses and sanses around. I walked back to my room. And sat on my bed. Blue ran in, holding a dress and threw..well, yeeted it at me. "Um, what?" I asked. "YOU ARE COMING TOO!" He squealed. "THE OTHERS ALREADY LEFT SO LETS GO SO THEY DONT WAIT LONG!" He exclaimed. He did puppy eyes, "fine" i said, he smiled big. I went to the bathroom, and changed.

I grabbed a scarf and put of on. Then i walked out. Blue jumped up and down exclaiming "YOU LOOK SO CUTE HUMAN!". When he was done he grabbed my hand and we walked through a portal. We began walking. Walking, walking, looking around, walking more, stopping, walking even more. "Are you sur its this way?" I asked. He nodded. "I AM VERY SURE HUMAN! THE INVITE SAID SO!!" He squealed. The black stuff on my face was gone. A few seconds later of walking, we found a door that was not there earlier. So we walked through it, and i saw alot of other skeletons, i felt nervous..as always in the house. Blue walked away from me, going to another skeleton. I tensed up. Then a skeleton who looked hurt, walked over to me. "Oh hey, welcome to my christmas party..which au are you from?" They asked. "BIRDTALE! (Ink told you) ANYWAYS, I GOTTA KNOW! ARE YOU, OKAY!? YOU LOOK HURT! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE!?" I asked, i really hoped he was okay though i didnt even know his name. he looked confused. "Uh, not much to be done but im fi-" before he could finish i grabbed a hersheys kiss blue gave me while we were going threw the portal and said "CAUSE I KNOW SOMETHING THAT ALWAYS HELPS! A HERSHYS KISS! BOOP! FEEL BETTER!" I said excitedly, sticking the hershys kiss in his mouth. "Huh? Did you call me blue?" I asked, turning around to blue.

-Geno's P O V-

"CAUSE I KNOW SOMETHING THAT ALWAYS HELPS! A HERSHYS KISS! BOOP! FEEL BETTER!" She said sticking a hershys kiss in my mouth, i blushed softly. "Huh? Did you call me blue?" She asked, truning backwards and walking away. "O..oh my gosh..she's adorable.. " i mumbled. I smiled. "And im gonna keep her.." i said. "dont even think it, buddy" i heard, i turned around and saw US paps with his eye glowing orange.

-your P O V-

I saw blueberry pouring liquor or something into the punch / Nog. "Uh..blue? I think thats enough" i said. "IT IS NOT ENOUGH! THERE CAN NEVER BE ENOUGH FOR THE MAGNIFICENT SANS!" Blue said, pouring the rest in it. Then he walked away, so i folllowed him. He started walking towards fell. Blue never met fell, cause blue was like always to busy making tacos..the truth is..i was still kinda scared of him because he looked dangerous. "Hm, i wonder what their talking bout'.. This whole thing is still pretty f'kn weird" fell mumbled. "IVE BEEN WONDERING THE SAME THING! ALSO, HI!" Blue sauealed, fell jumped.
"NGH WHAT THE-" He tried saying somethignblue blue interupted him saying "I BET THEIR SAYING GOOD THINGS!". "SO ARE YOU HAVING FUN AT THIS CRAZY PARTY!? ARE YOU ALSO HAVING FUN HUMAN?!" Blue asked. I nodded. "FUN? whatever, talked with the nerd a while ago, thats all" fell said. Blue frowned softly, "huh? So your not having..fun?" Blue asked. "Look, friend i dont know how your worlds work but in mine? Monster tolerate eachother, we dont play house like the rest of ya" fell said, annoyed. "T..tolerate? So..no one had any friends? Y-your just alone..? What about papyrus..doesn't he love y-you?.." i asked, surprised and and worried about him sorta. He chuckled. "Ha, the only kind of live we got is Level Of violence, sweetheart" He said, looking at me annoyed. I frowned. "Thats..kind of sad, actually" blue stuttered. I blushed softly at the nickname he gave me. Blue looked kind of annoyed. "Come on, dont get like that, its not a big deal" Then blue smiled at said "NO! THIS IS A BIG DEAL! I have decided that! WE WILL BE YOUR FIRST EVER FRIENDS!!". "Huh? I thought we were kinda friends already?" A skeleton asked walking over to fell. "Hey, im science! sans, but you can call me sci" he said holding his hand out. I shook it, "y/n, nice to m-meet you" i said. "WE'LL ALL BE FRIENDS THEN!" Blue squealed. "I DIDNT AGREE TO ANY OF THIS!" Fell yelled. I giggled softly.

-time skip, at the dinner table-

I was sitting down next to blueberry, cause he said that food would be comin out. A few seconds later, classic and papyrus came our holding spaghetti. "HEY EVERYBODY, ITS FINALLY READY, CHRISTMAS SPAGHETTI!" Paps exclaimed. "All the other spaghettis are just IMPASTA's" classic said. I heard blue groan, i just giggled softly. Then paps handed out the plates, once i got a plate i said "thanks, it smells delicious!". "Nyeh! Thansk, I HOPE IT IS TO YOUR LIKING HUMAN!" He said, excited. I smiled and nodded. I turned my head to see blue and carrot / orange. Carrot was drinking honey, while blue was scolding him for eating too much of it. My attention turned back to the plate of pasta. "ENJOY!" He exclaimed, once more before heading back to the kitchen with classic. "Wow, look at you! you look like you have been down to hell and back!"  Heard someone say, i turned my head and saw fell, talking to the skeleton i gave a hershy kiss to. I know spying is bad, but i was just gonna listen. "Ah, thanks for the reminder. Your from underfell right?" They asked. Yeah, and your from aftertale..so, what the hell happened that glitched you out so bad?" Fell asked. His eyes went blank. "wow, this is a conversation i rather would not be having.." they said. Since i started to get hungry, i turned back towards my plate, and poked the spaghetti with a fork. I took the fork and slowly took a bite of it. It, actually tasted..decent, i swallowed it and smiled.

-after FOOD-

-3rd P O V-

After everyone was done eating the food, everyone including y/n walked away to do whatever they felt like at that moment. Sci grabbed a cup of eggnog, which was spiked by a smol loving boi named blueberry, while he was looking around for classic..he eventually started to get tired. He walked jnto teh kitchen and saw classic, so he walked to him. "Sans! You were in the kitchen? I have been looking everywhere for you!" Sci said, grabbing classics attention. "Classic sans here, sup science me..er, you look, unhappy?" Classic said.

"Yeah, somone s-spiked the eggnog, and i didnt know, and sure! We could discuss the logistics of how magic skeletons get drunk, but is this really the time?? I hardly think so.." sci said. "I bet it was underfell paps" classic said, keeping his normal smile. "Sans, promise you wont judge me, promise?.." sci says. "Uh, okay?.." sans says confused.  "Okay..- here goes nothing-.." sci starts. "So..I.know we dont have lips..but, i think t-this stuff is making me.. want to..k..kiss y-y/n.." sci says, looking at y/n behind him talking to us! Paps. He looks back at classic, while classics eyes are blank. "S-..sans?" Sci asks, nervously. Sans takes his cup of eggnog, "well thats enough eggnog for you.." he says wlaking away. "You promised you wouldnt judge!!" Sci says.

-meanwhile, later-

"Human!" I heard blue say. "Yes?" I asked. "I WANT TO INVITE YOU TO MY FRIEND CLUB!" blue exclaimed. "Friend club?" I asked. "YEAH! WANNA JOIN?!" He asked. "Sure" i said, he smiled and walked away giggling to himself.
-later-
"Hey Papyrus!" Blue and sci exclaimed. "Huh? Oh, hello!" Paps says. I walked over to them. "Were here to invite you to our friendship club!" Blue said. "Wowie!" Paps exclaims. "I, president sans toght you would make the perfect member!" Blue said. "Our third and fourth members arent here at the moment but the committee of me and the minister of, ..of?" Blue said, looking at sci. "Oh, o-oh! I am the friend clubs minister of war" sci said, in a dark tone. Blue frowned, "the friend club can't have a minister of war.." blue said. Sci smiled slyly, "oh yes it can! We'll use friendship blasters to enforce universal kindness with an ironfist!" He said. "No you cant, cause the PRESINDET wont allow it!" Blue said, i could tell he was getting annoyed, i gulped..nob8yd wants to see what boue looks like when he is mad. "The president cant stop me! I already have the friend military backing my takeover!" Sci said. "THERE IS NO FRIEND MILITARY IN FRIEND CLUB!" Blue exclaimed, red stars appeared in his blue ones. "YES THERE IS CAUSE I MADE ONE!" Sci said, aggravated. "NO ONE WOULD BETRAY ME! I WOULD BE A KIND AND JUST RULER!" Blue said. Blue smiled evily, "at least.." he started. "At first.." he said. Paps, was walking away nervously. They both laughed. I was confused.

-later-

"Ugh..this party was an awful f'kn idea.." geno said, -blue introduced you to him-. He walked into classic. "I- woah..sans, isn't that the spik- uhh...whats wrong?" He asked. I giggled softly, he looked like he drank waayyyyy to much nog. Classic groaned. "Uugh.... you know science sans, right?" He asked. Geno nodded and said yes. "You know how science sans is you know...us? And i dont mean 'us' in the sense that underswap sans or underfell sans is us.." classic said. "Cause..science sans isn't from another universe..he is from our own timeline..so, hes just..younger us?" Classic said, in a asking manner. "Well, yeah. Duh, i already this" geno said. "Well. He got pretty drunk and. Told me.. something.." classic said. "I dont think i want to know" geno said. "He told me.." "no.." "that he.." "STOP!" "Wanted t-..." classic said, whispering something to geno. I was confused, i tilted my head left. Geno froze. "S-so..that means..that, you..a-and i-..." classic said, with blank eyes looking at me. "Narcissistic selfshipping sinners♡~" a tall figure standing next to them said. He looked like gaster. "So~ whos gonna win her in this game of passion~? I want grandkids" he said. "Dad no!" Classic said. Geno walked away. "Dad yes~!" Gaster said. I giggled softly before turning my head to the eggnog, "i wont drink that much.." i said. Imgrabbed a cup, and poured some eggnog in it. Then i started to drink it.

-more time later-

"Hey buddy you should probably stop drinking that.." i told geno. "I'll stop when im dead!" Geno said. "Hey guys! Have you seen u-underfell sans? I need to talk to him bout friend club!" I heard science say, so i turned my head and saw him behind me. I recalled seeing him earlier yelling at his bro, so i said "oh yeah, he was yelling at his brother for some reason" i said.  "Yeah that jerk.." geno said, looking annoyed. Classic waas just sitting next to me, with the nog in his lap. "Wait, he what?!" "When did UF sans have a fight with his brother!?"  Sci asked. "Bout a half hour ago..it was pretty brutal" classic said out of nowhere. "Where?! Where did UF sans go?" Sci asked. "I..i dont know actually..we should go look for him.." geno said. "I-ill go! Ill make sure hes okay!" Science said zipping away, i nodded softly. "W-wait! Ill go too!" Geno said, trying to get up. But, he fell on his face. "Ugh..i drank too much, i hate this stupid party" geno said. Classic snickered, i went to him and helped him up. "Are you okay?" I asked. He looked at me, a tint of blue appeared on his cheek. "Soo, the party isnt very..humerous?" Classic asked, i giggled softly. "Ppfff, haha..urgh, this party cant get any worse!" He said, clenching his skull looking down. Then a skeleton holding a starbucks drink walked in, geno looked up automatically. "Ayy, aint a real party till you by ot a proper death on your hands" they said. He stopped and looked at us, "sorry im late. Traffic through the infinite multiverse was killer" he said. "Hm? Whats this?" he asked, geno was trying to get up. "Geno no-" i tried saying, but classic interupted me by him saying "heya pal, welcome to my buds christmas party." Classic looked at geno and said, "currently everyone one is euther drunk, unhappy, both, or comepletely oblivous..so its been fun" 'im not any of thoes..yet'. i thought. Geno managed to stand up,  leaning on a wall. "Huh, well its about to get more fun, pretty sure your amigo here should have died a while ago..i hate workin on my time off.." he said. I glared at him. "Huh, reaper sans..wait-" "geno stop your hur-" interupted again by geno saying "itsss okayy, i got tthiss". "Do you? I dont think you do.." this so called reaper said. "Okay, let me handle thi-" "firrst off..mistterr 'cooll gguyy' reapperr thisff is the void noot yourr reapre taalee uniferse..ya'll got n-noo jursdiction heree..!" Geno said. I sighed, and smacked my forehead. He took a sip of his starbucks drink, "and next off..I DIE WEHEENN I SAY I DIEE" geno said. "Do u hear me you cllokee werin' dumb skelegodd..?? I defy you, anndd ill kick your stuupidd facee!" Gejo said, starting to slide down the wall. "Er.." i mumbled. "Touching me would kill you faster~.." reaper said. "Shut it withh your stupidd logic..! Im just- i just need to sit downn..but, ill figt you punnk" geno said, sitting down.  A few minutes later, i was sitting next to him trying to help him feel better. "Its okay, take a rest buddy" classic said, i rubbed his skull with my thumb. "Urrrgh.." geno mumbled. Geno clenched his skull, groaning. Reaper took a picture of me and said "sorry tor, foudn a new bae..". I rolled my eyes. "Annnddd, sent" he said, tapping what i supposed was the sent button on his phone.  "So..uh, i dont think you were on the invite list.." classic said. "Also, your a god right? Why do you need a phone?" Classic asked. "Eh..i like to stay connected" he said. "Also, yeah..tor said i got an anonymous letter in my multiverse mailbox.." he said. "Multiverse mailbox" classic asked.  "Looked like it was a mass invite to this party, to 'all sanses and papyruses around'!" He said. "Uhnn..i never sent a mass invite-" "waiit whatt?" Geno asked, i giggled softly cause i knew blue did it. "Yeah and it said yiu had good nog, and EVERYONE shoudl try it" reaper said. Like 30 seconds passed and out of nowhere geno said "IT WAS YOU!" Pointing at classic. "H-Huh!?" Classic mumbled. I sighed softly. Knowing gen9 would probably never listen to me.

-meanwhile.. with sci-

"Man..i hope edge is doing alright with his brother..he wasnt doing well at all earlier. I wish i could nelp more some how.." sci sad. "MERRY X-MAS BRAH!" Fresh says, jumping out of nowhere causing sci to almost fall down. "Brah do i ever love the christmas gide up in here yo! Its the bomb diggity!" He says. "WH..WHAT ARE YOU! WHO ARE YOU!?" Sci asks. "But my radical broseph there are some unfresh dangers to look out for during holidays.." -fresh grabs sci's shoulder- "the dangers of intoxicants..and SIN" He said. -Pulls him closer- "brah, have you all been drinking at this here party?" Fresh asks. "U-uh..yeah?" Sci says. "And have ya been thinking impure thoughts? Like how ya want to all savegly clink teeth with the only pretty human here?" Fresh says. "Thats okay brah, an intervention and helpful open communication is what sincravin addicts like you need da most" fresh says. "Im here bro, im here" he said. "L-leave me alone or i will tell everyone you are harrassing me...!" sci said. "..hahahaha, brah thats cold..im just your radical broseph here to help" fresh said. "Go ahead..tell them i mean...WHO WOULD EVEN BELIEVE YOU?" Fresh asks. 
"Catch ya on th flip side ya ball of sin! Ill be watching you♡" fresh says. -FRESH POOF- ..."wht..." "what was in that eggnog.." sci says quietly.

-back with ya 4-

"You did! I know you did!" Geno said pointing to classic. "What did i do?" Classic asks. "You spiked the punch!" Geno said.
Then out of nowhere carrot walked over to us and asked "ey, whats going on over here?". "Geno thinks i spiked the punch" classic said. "Well did you?" Carrot asked. "No" classic says. "Well, that answers that" carrot said. "HE'S A LIAR!" Geno yelled. "Guess im hanging with you now" carrot.  said. He sat down next to me, i just kept trying to make geno feel better. "So, your new" orange says to reaper. "Yep, reaper sans..kill people by touchin 'em..kinda my thing" reaper said. "Ah, i thought people cant die here" orange said. "Well, i guess geno over here is still alive" reaper said. "Yeah, mostly alive" classic said. "Sans..shut upp.." geno said, groaning. "Well, i guess theres only one way to find out" he said. -Seconds later- /DEATHLY FACE TOUCH\ He touches my face, i froze. So did everyone else, reaper looked disappointed. But i saw a little hint in his eye that was not disappointment.  "..Hey look at that, you didnt die..i mean. Yet" reaper said, "i mean that you might die the moemnt you leave the party" he said. "Man tors gonna keel over heels when she hears about this" he said, looking at his phone. My eye twitched, i felt ooze appear on my face, but i quickly rubbed it off on the black scarf i was wearing. I got up and walked away, since there was another bowl of nig i grabbed my cup from earlier and poured some in it. I began to drink It. "Heya y/n! You look down to the dumps! You need a buddy to talk to? Cause im here!" Boue says, next to me. "..you know..seeing how this nog affcted everyone..i have not been drinking it..cause, i dont want to..become like them.." i started. Then i frowned. "But, now..hipster death touched me..i think im going to drink until i pass out too.." i said, taking anther sip from my cup. "Man though..ive taking a couple sips..and i can already feel it.." i said. "Yeah, hardcore whiskey has that effect on people.." boue said. I froze again, "wait..that stuff you put in the nog..was.. hardcore whiskey?" I asked, he giggled. "Oh my! You dont look so swell Friend! How about i take that from you! Afterall.., ..who knows what could be in it?~♡" he said. A second later, we were both laughing.

-later, like few minutes later-

I was l8stening to sci tell fell bout friend club, when suddenly he says"byt wait, this is the story or betrayal and sabotage!". "Wait what?" Fell asks. "For you see, the minister of war unhappy with his position..he is certain he can easily over throw the president with ease..however to do so he must have the loyal support of his armies" before i could hear the rest i walked away to blue an dtold him their plan, so he would be prepared. I grabbed my phone, and hid in the corner so i could watch. A few minutes passed, and they finally walked in. I pressed record and started to watch. "Oh hey blue, weve been looking for you.." sci said. Blue smiled, "oh hi friends! Its been so long since the 4- i mean 3 members of the friend club were together like this!" Blue exclaimed. "Its only been like an hour..also turn on the light sor some shit.." fell mumbled. Sci laughed evily. "Sorry blue, but your reign as president is coming to an end! This is a coup!"  Sci said. Blue smiled, "aww sci! You really shouldnt do this! You might regret it!♡" blue said, winking at him. "Oh hoho, i doubt that blue! Im a cruel soulless minister of war!" Sci said. I giggled very softly, where they wouldnt hear me. "I wont be feeling guilt anytime soon!" He finished. "Oh! Wow, you misunderstood me! Sci, that was actually a threat..." blue said. "A threat? Blue you have no allies to defend you and your title!" Sci said. "You are powerless against this takeover!" He finished. "That you know of.." blue mumbled looking away. I frowned softly..i started to get confused. "Huh?" Sci asked. "I have no allies..that you know of" blue said looking at me, then them. "What?" Sci asked.  "Hes bluffing he aint got nothing" red said, looking with a little hint of nervous on his face. Blue giggled. "Mweh heh heh! golly! I almost feel sorry for you!" Baid, smiling innocently. "Oh well..You asked for it.." two shadows started to appear beside him. "You should know sci! When you threaten the leader of an entire club...a smart leader calls for backup" he said, winking at them. Error and fresh appeared beside him. Then they ran away screaming. I ended the vid, and walked out acting like nothing happened until i stopped a few feet infront of them. "I knew there was soemthign wrong with Freakin underswap!" fell said. I turned my head ating confused. "Okay..okay.. okay lets just calm down- just calm-" sci said shaky, -did i use the wrong word?-. Felli interupted him by yelling "I AM FREAKING CALM!".  "The hell kinda connections does that little blue freak even have!?" Fell asked, i stared at him without him knowing, nobidy calls meh friend a freak. "Well apparently enough to know the destroyer of the world and some 90's nightmare.." sci said. He looked away frowning, "maybe..i shiuld of seen this coming..that 'yolo' guy actually harrassed me earlier..i thought it was all in my head though.." sci said. "Wait he was buggin ya?! About what!? Want me to kick his ass?!" Fell yelled. I saw classic, a few feet away. "W-what n-no! He was just calling me a sinner for wanting to ki-" he stopped when he saw me. ".......iii....." he stuttered. Fell looked at me confused, i shrugged. "-iiiiiiiii....-" he stuttered more. "Welp, this is getting weird wanna go get some snacks with me pet?" He asked. "Sure, but dont call methat" i said, he chuckled and rolled his eyes. "Iiiiiiiii...heh eh...okayy..." sci said, as we were walking away. Once we got there we just started to talk about things. "Soo....how are things between you and your bro? I saw the fight.." i said nervously. "Eh, its fine kid..no need to worry, we made up" he said, with a classic grin. "Well..thats yood, and thanks for n oi t callin me pet cause it was starting to get a little annoying" i said, rolling my eyes. "Wait, what did i call ya..?" He asked.,"...er, you called me kid?" I said. "Eh..normal mistake, ya know what i like to call ya" i said, rubbing my head. I blushed softly, and rolled my eyes. "Screw you red" i said. "Right back at ya sweatheart" he said. I just groaned. "Anyways, -blah blah blah stufff-" a few minutes lwter i started to walk away. "Hey!" He said. I just continued walking. "Sweatheart where are ya going??" He asked. I just kept walking. "Stop ignorinnggg mee!" He said. I giggled softly, and walked until i got to blue. He was with error and fresh. Then orange walked in. Blue walked over to him. "Hey there little bro, whats all this" orange asked. "Oh, hiya paps!" Blue said. "This? Typical old party stuff!" Blue said, with a confused smile. "Hmm? And those two back there?" He asked pointing to fresh and error. "Oh yeah! These are my cool frenchman! Its liek, friend henchman!" Blue said pointing to them two, gladly not me. "Brah im not touchin ya im not touchin ya" fresh said. "GeT aWaY fRoM mE" error said. "I see..well, dong let me stop you from all your fun..just, nobiyd dying this time.." paps said, i was surprised. "I told that was an accident paps! I had no idea tacos could be such deadly weapons!" Blue said. I sighed relieved, that he only killed someone with a taco. "Yeah we sure learned alot that day.. anyways, im gonna go check out your frenchman.." he said, walking towards them. "Woah bro! Whats all up happening wuth you?!-" fresh said, but orange just walked right past him. Fresh turned arpund, and doing finger guns he said "eyyyyy! Thats all up alright broski you do you my fine brotato chip". His glasses showed rude. I giggled softly. "NgH...gHh.." error mumbled. "Heya pal, what universe are youf rom? You look intresting" orange said, "wow..do none of them pay attention to anyone or anything that happens in the house..?" I whispered. "YeAh? AnD yOu LoOk StUpId" error said, i glared at him..he just ignored me. "Your as pleasant as i expected you to be" orange said. "WhAt DoEs tHaT mEaN?¿" error asked. "So, new guy i got a question for ya.." orange said. "FiNe..WhÆţ¿" error asked. A few seconds past, then out of nowhere orange just punched him, causing him to fall over. "Dont touch my bro" he said. "HOLY SHIZ! WHY THE FLIP WOULD YOU DO THAT!?" I yelled, orange just walked away. "Bruh that wasnt a question" fresh said. "JuSt ShUt Up.." error growled. I walked over to him, and asked "are you okay". He rose his brow at me. "YeAh I aM" he said, sarcastically. "Okay" i said, with a smug grin while walking away. "W-wAiT!" He yelled. I turned my head at him, he growled lightly. Then he got up. "What? You said you were fine.." i said, grinning. Hr furrowee his brows at me, i just gave a cheeky smile. He just s I ghed, and walked away. Fresh walked over to me. "Did i do sumthing wrong dude?"  Asked. "Probably broski" he said.

-TIME LATER, WHEN YA ARE BOUT TO GO HOME CAUSE I FEEL TO LAZY TO WRITE MORE OF THIS PARTYYY TTHIINGG-

"So, HUMAN ARE YOU READY TO GO HOME!!?" Blue asked. "To which house?" I asked, chuckling softly. "TO MINE OF COURSE I WANT TO TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE THE BEST TACOS EVER! AKA MINE!!" He squealed. "Maybe..later?" I said. "I..i-i..have somewhere to be" i said, he frowned and nodded. I walked over to error, and poked him. He quickly turned around, looking any as hell. Then he relaxed seeing it was just me. "Ya ReAdÝ?" He asked. "One sec" i said, walking off. "Hey, pet! Turn around!" I heard someone say, i turned my head and saw red. "Ye
Ah?" I asked. "Soooooo, your going back to your au?" He asked. "Yaahhh, why?" I asked. A tint of red went on his cheekbones, "no reason.." he said. "Okkaaaayyy.." i mumbled. He quickly put something in my arsm, and ran away yelling "OKAY FUN TALK BYE!". I was frozen, "uh..okay?" I mumbled. I looked at the thing he put in my arms, it was a small red box. I opened it and saw a necklace, and a letter. So i grabbed the letter. It said..

'Have I told you yet...
How much you mean to me...
Have I told you yet...
About all the happiness you bring!
Have i told you yet...
That you mean the world to me...
Just in case i haven't..
I want you to know..
Your the best thing that has ever happened to me..
I-i..love you..'.

I blushed softly, and smiled. "Thats cute.." i mumbled. On the back it showed something,

'OMFG OMFG OMFG...!!!!! I - GEEZE! I AM JUST SAYING THIS AS A FUCKING FRIEND O-OKAY!? I DO NOT HAVE A F-FUCKING CRUSH ON YOU! I TOTALLY DO NOT LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOK, OR THE WAY  YOU ACT! OR THE WAY THAT YOU ARE DAMN BEAUTIFUL- wait, fuck im wirting this in pen..er, dont read this..' it said.

I giggled softly, i put it in my pocket, and grabbed the necklace. It was really pretty!

I put it on, and as soon as i did i felt a calm aura surround me. I smiled softly. Then turned around to find geno, to ask him a question. "I walked into a room, and called his name. "Y/n?" I heard him ask. "Hello there!" I said, a tint of blush appeared on his face. "Sooo, what are ya doing????" I asked. "N-nothing.." he said hiding a piece of paper behind him. I narrowed my eyes at him, and shrugged. "Eh okay..-" "well, thanks.. ya actually did made me feel better kid" he said, going to me and rubbing my head. I blushed softly, and groaned. "What?????" He asked. "Like everyone acts like im a pet, their always patting my head..its reaaallllllyyy annnnooooyyying" i said, he chuckled and stopped. "So, gen- y/n?" Sci said, walking into the room. "Hi sci!" I said. "Hello..." he said. The area came tense, they were both staring at eachother. "...errr, guys?" I asked. They just kept staring at eachother. I asked again, "guys?". They just ignored me. "This is getting weird, im gonna go now....-" "wait! Dont go..yet" geno said. "Okayyy? Why?" I asked, he blushed more. "Er, why are two you blushing?" I asked, they both jumped. "Errr..." geno mumbled hiding his face, sci just left the room.  "Was it something i said?" I asked. "Nah, kid..- i just remember..i have to be somewhere see ya" he said, leaving the room. I tilted my head in confusion. I took a deep breath hoping i wiuldnt die once i git to birdtale. But shrugged and walked back to error. "NoW?" He asked, i nodded.