Welcome to My Undertale (Error:Au!!) Crack! Including all da SANSES I want to include!!!!

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Me:what should i write.....

Confusion:you should write smut

Me:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Confusion:why not.....i thought you read sm-

Me:SHUT UP!!!

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Error:*eating choco bar*

Dust:*steals choco bar*

Error:*screams bloody murder*

Me: I swear to god....DUST DID YOU STEAL ERRORS CHOCO BAR!!!!!

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Nightmare:come here crossy~

Cross:oh what! F*ck no, I'm not going over there

Nightmare:*lenny face* well then~ the hard way it is~

Cross:duck!!!! Nightmare!!! I'm not going in the pool!!!!!!!

Nightmare:Oh yes you are cross

Cross:NOOOOOOOOO DUCK NO

Nightmare:duck yes

Cross:*slaps nightmare*

Me:will you guys stop!!!! My ears hurt!!

Both:No!!!!!

Me:WERES MY FLIPPING KNIFES, I'M GONNA KILL BOTH OF YOU!!!

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Ink:*watch's while eating popcorn*

Ink:*looks at authors knife beside ink*

Ink:*books it*

Me:*chases Ink* INK YOU SON OF A BITCH

Ink:AAAAAHHHHHHHH MONSTER!!!!!!!!

Error:*slaps author* stay away from Kiki

Me:*bitch slaps Error* * Error gets yeeted*

Ink:Oh God No!

Me:Oh God Yes!

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Killer:Horror!

Horror:*ignores*

Killer:HORROR!

Horror:*ignores*

Killer:GOD DAMMIT HORROR

Horror:what?

Killer:*triggered*

Horror:*gets hit with yeeted Error*

Killer:*is shocked*

Error:AUTHOR!!!! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!!!

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Nightmare&Cross:*Exploded*

Killer:awwwwww Nighty Exploded

Horror:*is currently a chair for Error*

Error:AUTHOR, COME OUT AND FACE ME LIKE A REAL YEETER!!!!

Killer:*le runs*

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Outer:*Yeets himself into the mess*

Error:Holy Sh-*gets hit by Outer*

Me:*laughing so ducking hard*

Outer:*Fainted with his butt on Errors face*(No lenny face)

Error:Nothing about this is funny Author!!

Error:*Triggered then EXPLODED*

Me:oh sh-

Killer:LOL LOOK I'M ALL ALONE NOW!!!!!

*le Horror was forgotten*

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I hope you all li ked my crack, see ya next chapter my dear readers!!!

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