meet ugly

People should do more “meet ugly” and less “meet cute”. For example.

▪"I broke your nose at a mosh pit" AU

▪“I hit you with my car and was the only one to visit you in the hospital” AU

▪“You were chased by the cops, got in my car and just yelled ‘Drive!’” AU

▪“You punched me in the face while gesticulating wildly to a friend” AU

▪“You laughed in a restaurant but you have an ugly laugh and I thought you were choking, so I spent the last three minutes awkwardly humping you while performing the Heimlich maneuver” AU

▪“We met each other on a Sunday morning, both doing our walk of shame” AU

▪“I get really sick on roller-coasters and you had the misfortune of sitting in front of me so, uh… sorry…” AU

▪“You’re the bastard who keeps parking right in front of my house so I retaliated by keying your car and you caught me” AU

▪“I work at a department store and if you take out and unfold a shirt and then leave it one more time I’m going to stuff it down your throat” AU

▪“You broke into my apartment drunk thinking it was your friend’s house and I should call the cops but my cat kinda likes you so we’re good” AU

▪“My new dealer has friended me on Facebook and I’m unsure of how to react to that” AU

▪“You saw me reading the same book you did and we got into a heated discussion on how much it sucks” AU

▪“This is a five-hour-long plane ride, we’re sitting together and you’re deathly afraid of flying” AU

source: http://tokiosunset.tumblr.com/post/105774914690

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