A gust of wind hit. Luckily Sans's sweatshirt was warm. I gave Chara and Trix the other two sweatshirts and the animal mini ones. We kept walking and ended up at a gate. "Huh. Looks like Papy's." I said.
Flashback
"A-A gate? Whoever built this isn't good at making them." I said looking at Frisk. She nodded. "HUMAN. DONT YOU KNOW HOW TO GREET A NEW PAL? TURN AROUND AND SHAKE MY HAND." I heard. We turned around and shook the person hand. I heard a farting noise and the person shaking my hand was laughing. "The old woopie cushion in the hand truck. It's always funny. Hey anyway never thought that today. Two little humans in cool shirts would come my way. What a gauge thats laugh when you shook my hand. Spose I should go head they hi. Hi my name is Sans. I'm supposed to Be looking out for humans but just don't feel like capturing you, now, there's lots to do there's so much to see. Here in the UNDERGROUND if you just stick with me. But watch out for my brother if you do not mind. He's dedicated to capturing one of your kind. So hide behind the lamp come on and trust me kids your gonna be alright. Don't worry bout the lamp. It's not gonna stop anyone." Sans said. "NOT GOING TO STOP WHO SANS?" A very tall skeleton asked. "I'm gonna guess that's his brother." Frisk said. I nodded.
End of Flashback
"HUMANS DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO GREET A NEW FRIEND? TURN AROUND AND SHAKE MY HAND." Someone said. It sounded like Papyrus but like Sans???? I turned soundboard shook his hand without hesitation. He seemed surprised by what I was wearing. Especially the sweatshirt and bow scarf. I heard a fart noise and giggled. The mysterious skeleton blushed a faint orange.. "Heh heh heh he. The old applied cushion inn the hand trick. It's always funny." He said. "Anyway your humans right?" He asked. Chara and Trix nodded. I was busily looking at a butterfly. "Uhh. *ahem*." Chara nudged me. I stopped being intrigued by the butterfly and looked over. "What happened?" I asked. Chara nd Trix smacked there foreheads. "Your a human right?" The skeleton asked. "Uhhhh. Kinda sorta maybe?" I answered. "What do you mean?" He asked. "Nothing." I said. "Ok." He said. "I'm Papyrus Papyrus the skeleton. I SHOULD to look out for humans but y'know I don't really care bout capturing anybody. But my brother SANS. That's a different story." He explained. "Don't worry he's not dangerous." Papy said. I named them Honey and I already knew the name for Sans. Blue. "Actually I think that's him over there. Walk through this gate thingy. Yea just walk on through. It's to wide to setup anyone." He said. I shrugged and did so. "Now hide behind that conveniently shaped lamp." He said. I did so. "PAPYRUS!!!" I heard. "Sup bro?" Papy asked. "ITS BEEN 8 WEEKS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T RECALIBRATED YOUR PUZZLES! YOU STAY OUTSIDE YOUR STATION! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING!?" Blue yelled. I got bored so I started using my bone magic. "Stop!" Chara whispered. I did. I took my phone out and texted Sans
Me: So how are things?
Sans: Meh everyone's still sad including me but we're getting there do you think it'll taken you a while to be back?
Me: maybe
Sans: :(
Me: I said maybe! 😂
Sans: alright well have a skeleton of fun there
Me: you could be telling a fibula
Sans: Really? Why's that?
Me: Yes I'm in Underswap but how am I supposed to save everyone! Yes I know there are two o the people but I'm used to only one.
Sans: you'll figure something out
Me: alright I'd better be spaghetting out of here even though puns ARE my daily routini
Sans: Y'Know what they say about cold spaghetti. Those that for get the pasta are doomed to reheat it
Me: some people's get mad fulsilli reasons
Sans: don't worry it's malfade not yours
Me: Some tempers are spirali out of control
Sans: I ain't Alfredo you
Me: alright bye Sans
Sans: Cya kiddo
I turned my phone off and saw Blue leaving. "AS FOR YOUR WORK PUT A LITTLE MORE......BACKBONE INTO IT!" He exclaimed. He left off laughing. Then came back and said one more heh. "Alright you can come out now." Honey said. I walked out putting away my magic and walked up to Papy. "You guys can stay with us for the night. But until then you should leave. He might come back. And you'll have to listen to my hilarious jokes." He said. We started walking then he stopped us. "Can you do me a favor?" He asked. "Sure what is it?" Trix asked. "My bro's been kinda down lately. Do you think you could pretend to be humans?" He asked. I shrugged. "Sure why not." I said. "Thanks. Cya." He walked the other way and most likely took a shirt cut. We kept walking the way we had to.

She is so stupid. She can't even see that at one point in time. She'll do a genocide route. And what'll happen then? Will she go to that racthful skeleton? I mean. This world is DISCORD and I intend to keep it that way. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
"Whatever you say boss...."
You're a good kitten you know that? I knew when I bought you you'd obey me.
"Thanks boss."
You are welcome kitten. Now let's see how this girl intends to live her happy ending