Jen: Marco is half way to heaven.

Marco: why!?

Jean: stop making marco jokes!

Jacob: So its his half birthday with his half cake someday right?

Marco: *cries* why!?

Jean: *growls and tackles jacob*

Jacob: Gah! Help!! call animal control jen!!

Jen: Okay! *grabs phone*

Marco: *grabs your phone and breaks it* nobody touches my jean!

Jacob: ...oh shit.

Jean:... *mumbles* run...

Marco: what?

Jen: heh...*looks at broken phone* marco I need to have a talk with you. *grabs him and walks out of the room*

Marco: uh?

Jean: he's dead isn't he

Jacob: he's half dead already!

Jean: *punches him* stop with the jokes!

Jacob: ow! Someone call the animal police!

Eren: *pops out of nowhere* I got this!

Mikasa: *with eren* I say we let him beat the shit out of jacob.

Eren: fight me jean! *tackles jean*

Mikasa: seriously eren.

Jacob: I'm free! *runs away*

Mikasa: *grabs jacob* oh. No. jen isn't here. I can get payback on you for that fangirl dare. *drags him away*

Jacob: *sighs* I can never have a break can I?

Eren: *punches jean repeatedly*

Jean: stop it! *punches him back*

Jen: *comes back with blood on her jacket and looks at them* Eren that's animal abuse

Eren: pfft *laughs* so true *knocks jean out*

Jean: *K.O*

Jen: where's jacob?

Eren: with Mikasa.

Jen: We are never gonna see him again aren't we.

Eren: knowing Mikasa...no *shakes head*

Jen: whatever! Leave a dare!

Eren: yea!