The 104th cadets, the next soldiers of humanity, are standing in line while an instructor yells at them. He goes up to one of the cadets and asks him a simple question

Shadis: What's your name?!

???: Connie Springer from Ragako District on the south side of Wall Rose!

Connie salutes to him but puts his arm over his right bicep instead of his left. Shadis, in response, lifted Connie off the ground and brought him up to eye level

Shadis: You got it wrong, Connie Springer. I made this clear from the very start. This salute signifies your resolve to "give your heart to the king"! Is your heart on your right side?!

???: Hey! Are you the one in charge?!

Everyone looks over at boy who dares question the commander. Shading looks at the boy and marches over to him

Shadis: Yes I am! Who the hell are you and what are you doing in my camp?!

The boy looked up at the man who towered over him. The boy in question wasn't very normal either. The thing that made him stand out was his mossy green hair.

He wore a dark green pants, bandana, and boots along with a white shirt. It seems that green was his whole aesthetic. Along with that, were his 3 swords that he carried on his waist that gave him the impression of someone with bad intentions

???: Who I am does matter. I have an important question for you

Shadis: Oh really?! Then go ahead and tell me what this "important" question is then

???: Can you point me in the direction of the Trost district?

There was an uncomfortable silence followed by Shadis chuckling. That chuckle turned into a very loud laughter and was soon silenced by Shadis headbutting the green hair boy

???: OW!! What the hell?!

Shadis: Is this a fucking joke, huh, are you playing with me boy?!

???: I'm not! I actually need directions to Trost

Shadis: How the hell did you get in here boy?

???: I don't know, I just walked around for a while then I saw all of you. Can you just point me in the direction of Trost, I'm looking for someone

Shadis: Armin

Then a small blonde boy shouted from the crowd of cadets

Armin: Sir!

Shadis: Take this trash out of my camp and point him to Trost

Armin: Yes sir!

Armin then lead the boy away from the rest of the cadets. Shadis turned back to the cadets and saw a girl eating a potato

Meanwhile, with Armin, he is leader the mysterious boy out of the camp. The walk was a little awkward so he decided to try and initiate some small talk

Armin: So what's with the swords

???: Huh? Oh right? I'm a Swordsmen

Armin: Really?! But why do you have 3 swords? Do you always carry a third in case you loose one?

???: No, I use all three of them

Armin: Really, like one at a time

???: Nope, all at once. I use 3 sword style

Armin: *confused* 3 sword style

???: Yup!

Armin looked down and thought of ways he could use all 3 of them at the same time. He then remembered something very important

Armin: I'm sorry, what's your- huh?

He looked at the boy but didn't see him. He searched around but couldn't find the Swordsmen anywhere

Armin: Where did he go?

Meanwhile on the other side of the camp the Swordsmen was walking around looking for Armin

???: How does anyone find their way around here? Where did that blond guy walk off to

He kept walking around the camp looking for Armin as the cadets give him a wierd look. Armin in the meantime is asking the other cadets if they've seen the Swordsmen

Sadly they all gave the same answer, no, which made Armin panic. He didn't know how to tell Shadis that he lost the green hair boy

King crimson

Armin couldn't find the Swordsmen so he called it a day and hoped that he got help from someone else. Now he's in the mess hall with everyone else

People are surrounding his friend, Eren Jaeger, as he tells his story about how he saw the colossal titans

Mina: What were they like?

Eren: It didn't have much skin but it's mouth was huge!

Cadet: What about the Armored-

SLAM

Everyone looked at the door and saw the mysterious Swordsmen standing there. He walked past everyone and up to the one serving people food

As he did, Armin grew a fearful look. He thought that the guy left but turns out that didn't happen. He now had to explain this to Shadis and he wasn't looking forward to it

???: Give me some food

Cadet: I'm sorry but I can only serve the cadets

The Swordsmen then dropped a small pouch in front of the cadet. He opened it and saw several gold coins

???: Here. That should be enough now give me some food!

Cadet:.... Just this once

He then served him some left overs and he didn't seem to mind. Everyone looked at him as he ate the food. The Swordsmen didn't seem to notice since he just sat on a table and ate like he hasn't eaten in months

Once he finished eating he let out a loud burp and felt satisfied. This causes the girl in front of him to be disgusted and glare at him

???: ahhh~ that hit the spot

Cadet: Hey! Who do you think you are, just coming here and eating our food

He looked back and saw a cadet that resembles one of a horse. This was Jean Kirstein

Jean: Who are you?

???:...... Who are you?

Jean grabbed his head and slams it on the table and broke the plate. The cadets grasp

Jean: You gonna answer that question?

???: You really want this?

The Swordsmen looked at the boy with a green aura coming from his glare. This frightened Jean and let his grip go slightly

The Swordsmen then grabbed the back of his head and slammed his head on the table. Except this time he didn't break the plate, he broke the table

The sudden show of strength frightened the cadets. He even scared the emotionless girl in front of him. He got up and walked towards the door

???: This place has the worst customer service

As he was about to exit he saw Armin sitting near the door. When Armin noticed his stare he immediately tried hiding his face but it was already too late as the Swordsmen was walking up to him

???: Where the hell did you run off to?!

Armin: Me? I was just walking and when I turned around you were gone

???: hmmm, it doesn't matter, c'mon I need to ho to Trost

Armin: We can't do that now. It's night time

???: Well when can we go?!

Armin: Tomorrow probably

???: *sigh* Fine I'll find you tomorrow

He then walked out the door as everyone looked at Armin. He let out a nervous chuckle and went back to eating

I don't know why I made this, i just thought it'd be funny. Anyway tell me what you think. That all, bye