Quote #18-

Warden- Tell me exactly what you saw.

Captain- Well, Sir, it looked like a flying bison.

Warden- A what?

Guard- It was a giant flying buffalo, Sir, with an empty saddle.

Warden- Which was it? A buffalo or a bison?

Captain- Uh, I'm not sure what the difference is, but that's not really the point is it, Sir?

Warden [angry]- I'll decide what the point is, fool!

[Warden throws the Captain over the railing. A scream trails off into nothing as a splash of water is heard. Cut back to the Warden and the remaining guard]

Warden- You! Wake up the Captain. Search the entire rig!

Guard- Sir?

Warden- What!?

Guard- That was the Captain you just threw overboard, sir. So...

Warden- Then wake up someone I haven't thrown overboard and search the rig! There's something going on here and I don't like it.