a/n: i mean fangirl in a gender neutral way!! and i hope u don't mind this being another texting version:')

• kim hongjoong

my love:
hongjoong:)

wittle minion:
yeess lovee?

my love:
i love u so much

my love:
u know that right?

wittle minion:
yes

wittle minion:
and i love u tooo

my love:
then tell me why would
you hurt me like this

my love:

wittle minion:
oh my god 😂

wittle minion:
i thought u were serious
about me hurting you

my love:
i am!

my love:
ur so amazing it hurts:((

wittle minion:
awwee

wittle minion:
i love youu

my love:
i love you moree

-∞-

• park seonghwa

baby:
so i've been watching some
of your performances

baby:
and i noticed something

hubbyy:
what is it???

baby:

baby:
ur perfeeccttt

hubbyy:
actually, YOU'RE
perfect

baby:
take a good look at
that and tell me
otherwise

hubbyy:
ur so cuttee

hubbyy:
ahh i'm so happy

hubbyy:
you make me so happyyy

baby:
how can u be so adorable
when i just sent a hot pic
of you:(

baby:
this is why i have trust issues

-∞-

• jeong yunho

sunshine:
YUNHOOOOO

sunshine:
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY

sunshine:
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT

giant teddy:
WHAT IS IT

sunshine:

sunshine:
I KNOW UR IN CHARGE OF PERFORMANCE AND ALL

sunshine:
BUT DID U REALLY HAVE
TO GO THAT HARD???

giant teddy:
BDJCKSKCJEKNN

giant teddy:
BABY STOP

giant teddy:
THE MEMBERS ARE ASKING
WHY MY EARS ARE TURNING
REEEEEDDD

sunshine:
ooooooohh

sunshine:
is my babbyyy blushinggg

giant teddy:
SUNSHINE

-∞-

• kang yeosang

munchkin:

cinnamon roll:
um... sweetie?

munchkin:
explain

cinnamon roll:
uhhh

cinnamon roll:
i was performing?

munchkin:
and?

munchkin:
since when were cinnamon
rolls allowed to do this:')

cinnamon roll:
ohhhh HAHAHAHA

munchkin:
i'm here having a hard
time and u laugh

cinnamon roll:
and watchu gonna do?
unstan me?(:

munchkin:
i hate you<3

cinnamon roll:
love u always munchkin

-∞-

• choi san

babeee:
choi san

babeee:
we need to talk

shiber's dad:
oh no

shiber's dad:
is it serious?

babeee:
yes

babeee:
very

shiber's dad:
are you breaking up
with me?

babeee:
WHAT NO

babeee:

babeee:
I WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS

babeee:
YOU ARE BREATH TAKING

shiber's dad:
:((

shiber's dad:
i was about to cry

babeee:
NO IM SORRY

babeee:
I WUV U SO MUCH

shiber's dad:
i wuv u too

shiber's dad:
now come over

shiber's dad:
i wanna cuddle

babeee:
omw

-∞-

• song mingi

princess:
u should really wear
white more

big baby:
i just bought a new
white shirt!:D

big baby:
what a coincidence

princess:

princess:
i mean it's a lot more and
less than a shirt:))

big baby:
like what u see?;)

princess:
obviously

big baby:
well, i'm all yours

princess:
and i couldn't be happier:))

princess:
i especially loved the part
where it flashed out of
nowhere

princess:
how bout yours?

big baby:
me?

big baby:
hmm

big baby:
i especially love you

big baby:
sooo

big baby:
😘

princess:
this is mah man right here

-∞-

• jung wooyoung

precious angel:
hey, u sexy piece of meat

loud prince:
excuse me?

precious angel:
do you enjoy me suffering?

loud prince:
are u talking about what
i think ur talking about?

precious angel:

precious angel:
WAS DIS REALLY NECESSARY??

loud prince:
i knew it

loud prince:
well in my defense, it's
nothing new

loud prince:
i'm always sexy:)))

precious angel:
shut up im having a
moment

precious angel:
you're beautiful

loud prince:
i know;)

-∞-

• choi jongho

sweet honey:
YOU RASCAL

fruit salad:
oh no what did i do?

sweet honey:

sweet honey:
WHEN?

sweet honey:
HOW?

sweet honey:
WHY?

sweet honey:
UR SUPPOSED TO BE BBY:(

fruit salad:
i'm your baby

fruit salad:
not to anyone else

sweet honey:
that picture just gave me
a heart attack

sweet honey:
and you still have the audacity
to call urself a bby

fruit salad:
then what should u
call me?;)

sweet honey:
STOP

sweet honey:
OKAY UR MY BABY

sweet honey:
AND U'LL STAY MY BABY

fruit salad:
whatever u sayyyy:)

a/n: seeing ateez's new hair color and performance inspired me to write this:')

just how dare they:')

and rest well, seonghwa!!