a/n: inspired by a thread i saw somewhere. also, sorry for using "it". you can decide what gender they are.

• kim hongjoong

- very protective

- would make beats for the kid's singing

- takes 173927 pictures of the baby because he loves it so much

- the child probably thinks of him as a friend more than a dad (they're almost the same size)

- "love, tell ___ to not bite the bottle!"

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• park seonghwa

- can play the role of both mom and dad

- always the one putting the baby to sleep

- can't say no to the kid because he doesn't want it to be upset

- knows what's best for it

- "i have to take care of two babies now."

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• jeong yunho

- knows every theme song from the tv shows the kid watches

- he dances and sing with the kid

- might trick the baby into thinking it's a wizard

- probably the favorite parent (no offense)

- "let's go! paw patrol is starting!"

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• kang yeosang

- doesn't know what he's doing

- introduces his child to his drones and skate board; might teach the kid how to use them

- you're probably the one scolding the both them while they hold their laughter

- very soft for the baby

- "it wouldn't hurt to let ___ skate."

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• choi san

- spoils the baby; either with affection or material things

- 100% whipped for it

- hypes the baby with whatever it's doing

- gives all his plushies to the kid

- "look, ___ might need this in the future. let's buy it."

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• song mingi

- he a baby himself so kinda chaotic?

- despite that, his kid thinks his a superhero

- he'll dress up as batman or cinderella or whatever the baby wants

- reads bedtime stories while changing his voice, depending on the character

- *pretends to get shot*"ah! ___ 's got me! babe, help me!"

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• jung wooyoung

- over protective as well

- would legit fight a toddler if it messes with his kid

- been obsessed with it since the ultrasound

- nothing in the world will matter more except for you and this child

- "that boy did not just push my baby off the swing!"

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• choi jongho

- the chill type of dad

- talks to the baby as if it's an adult

- he rarely gets mad and is handles things rationally

- lullabies

- "now, did you or did you not eat the apples i prepared for your mother?"