I think guys who can't make up their minds... Are scum." - Mitsukuni Haninozuka"

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   I sat by Haruhi as we watched Honey mix the tea in the tiny cup vigorously. Everyone started to sweat, but should we really tell him that it's too much?

    Let me rephrase that question. Could you to that face—?

   Who could drink it anyways? There were only a few drops left in the already small cup.

    Apparently Mori senpai didn't give a fuck and told him anyways. "Mitsukuni. You spilled too much."

    "Ah..." Honey deflated.

    'That's harsh brah—-'

    "Honey-kun, I'll take it! It looks so delicious!" One girl fawns over the boy. They were always so quick to make him happy. His grin quickly came back.

   Another girl also chimes in. "Yes, this is exactly the amount I wanted to drink! That's amazing, Honey-kun!"

    "How did you know?"

    "You're so smart!"

    "Really?" Honey asked.

    The dynamic of the club is...really strange sometimes. Honestly, it's been about two to three weeks since I've been here, time moves so slowly that it's now the springtime. We fully migrated seasons and everyday I'm forgetting more and more of the plot...what do I do if I can't go home?

    My immune system actually has gotten a bit better. I no longer fall asleep every other hour and I've got a lot of my energy back. Maybe it's simply just being surrounded by people everyday... instead of rotting away at a hospital bed.

    It was soon closing time, and instead of heading home like usual, we celebrated my health and took a stole outside.

    There were so many cherry blossom trees in the garden. Honestly I wanted to scoop a few up and put them in my bag.

    "Y/N?" I jumped at the twins quickly popping in my face. I screeched and jumped backwards. "Were you listening?"

    "Obviously not, what do you guys want."

    Hikaru actually huffed at my response as Koaru laughed at my yell. They both took turns speaking. "Not to interrupt your daydreaming—but have you decided on what to take for your elective courses this semester?"

    'I completely forgot about that...I'm an actual honor student—for writing out of everything. However I havent been writing as much as I would like. My hand cramps—'

   "Hellloooooo?"

   "Damn, I can't think?"

   "You can do that?"

   "What friends I have..."

   Hikaru smiled, "How about French Conversation? We should just take the same classes. Because, you know, we're..." they both turned to the boss. "... In the same class and a pair of twins."

   'Oh shit I forgot we were twins lolz'

    Kyouya pulls out a whiteboard with diagrams showing the amount of time Tamaki spends with Haruhi and I compared to Hikaru and Kaoru.

    That really sent him over the edge. Kyouya really wasn't helping the situation either. Telling Tamaki the percentage he gets to be in our life's versus the twins.

    "I don't want to hear it! I don't want to hear it!" Tamaki jumped at us, spinning the both of us around. "You two should not spend any more time with those unscrupulous twins anymore!"

   "Unscrupulous?" Hiakru scowled.

   "I don't want to hear that from you, my lord!"

   Tamaki gasped at what Kaoru said, "Oh, yeah... Oh, yeah! All faults lie on the fact that you two are hiding your genders as a females from everyone. You need to return to your normal female student life, get surrounded by your female friends, and have a healthy lifestyle! That is Father's wish!"

    "I already have a father—" I exclamed as Tamaki shouted, 'revert back' a million times in my face.

     Hikaru rolled his shoulders, "There's no need to hurry. Besides, they'll find out in the near future—-"

    "—Remember, the day after tomorrow is the physical examination."

    "...Physical examination?" My sister asked.

   "Oh, yeah. It's in two days." Kyouya confirmed.

    "Then... they really will find out... that I'm a girl." Haruhi scowled.

    Me on the other hand? I was excited to finally be released from the host club and finally freed to do whatever I pleased.

    However things couldn't go my way.

   After the host club bullied my sister into not being able to afford fancy tuna, the day of physical examinations came. Haruhi, Hikaru, Kaoru and I were walking together in the hall with other students. Haruhi made sure to stick close to me, we were bumped by the other students who were excited about the exam. Except the twins....lucky towering basters.

    We finally arrived at the nurse's office. Haruhi opens the door, revealing a room with a row of nurses and doctors on either side of a walkway.

   An announcer called over the group as we entered the shared the room. "Physical examinations shall begin now.  All students, please proceed to your respective nurse's office according to your dormitory."

   "So, boys, what's the stupid fucking game plan?" I was already irritated.

   'It's hot in here...'

   "And exactly what do you do for the physical examination at Ouran?" Haruhi agreed.

   "A physical examination is the same anywhere." Kaoru finished his brother's sentence. "It's kind of bad if there's a difference in this kind of stuff between rich people and poor people, no?"

     I sighed, "I don't know, there's always something up with you guys..."

    However it wasn't normal at all. There were rows and rows of nurses and doctors. Some students were already getting examined. I rolled my eyes at the twins, what's normal to them isn't normal to us.

     It was cut short however when a nurse called over the twins, "Hitachiin brothers, please come over here to measure your height."

     "Yes, ma'am."

     They followed the nurse as another came for both Haruhi and I. We passed a funny looking Honey senpai and Mori dressed in doctors' coats.

     It was so strange that others took notice as well.

   Haruhi called out to them but they shushed her. She turned to me, "It's so glaringly obvious"

    "Yeah I don't even..."

    Kyouya explained how all the students already had personal doctors and such. "Everything is still about business even though this is a school.  Making all the students happy is of utmost priority. And first of all, students at this school usually have their own family doctors already. This event is just formality."

    "Rich bastards."

    I laughed at my sister. She already walked off to where the Twins were putting on a strip show for everyone.

   I was about to follow her when I was knocked to the floor—or almost. Kyouya, who you wouldn't expect to have a strong grip, was holding onto my upper arm. He hauled me upright, his hand still gripped onto mine.

    Curse this weak body.

    I was about to curse out whoever or whatever it was that decided it was so smart to walk where they weren't looking when I was faced with a man. A strange man.

   He was wearing a doctor's coat. When he turns around, his face is not clean-shaven, and his hair is unkempt.

   "I-I'm so sorry." He apologizes.

   I was about to curse the shit out of him before Kyouya cut me off. "It's okay."

    He keeps heavy eye contact with the guy, clearly it wasn't okay. The man quickly ran off, Kyouyas eyes still on him.

   "Um...senpai?" I asked.

   He quickly released my arm. "Mmm?"

   "Is that an actual doctor?"

   He was quiet, sending me off in the direction of my sister. "It's nothing that concerns you."

   I sighed and walked over to Haruhi....who was cringing over Tamaki pathetic attempt of passing off as Haruhi.

   I laughed so hard that I thought it was finally my time to go. My lungs almost collapsed on me with how hard I was laughing. The brothers were right behind us laughing before getting into a squabble.

    Kyouya tapped our shoulders, "Now then, less interesting pairs of twins, I've arranged for a special male student doctor in another room and asked her to keep a secret."

   "What do you mean by that—-"

   "—All the doctors that are here today are from Kyouya-senpai's hospital, apparently." Kaoru answered, his twin continued. "He could've told us in the first place."

     "Not that, we're an interesting pair of twins!"

     "I never lie. It's the same as you two. I'm also getting a little revenge for being called a homo character."

   'What a jackass'

    Haruhi rolled her eyes as she dragged me off to the special nurses office.

   She knocked on the door and we were allowed in.

   "Yes." The doctor asked, "Fujioka-san, right? I'm aware of both of your situations. Please take off your clothes over there."

    She pointed to the changing rooms as she stood up and exited the room. I assumed it was to give us more privacy.

   "Okay" haruhi answers her.

   "Do we go together?"

   "It doesn't really matter to me."

   "Alright, let's just get this over with. Look in that corner."

   We entered the small changing room together and she immediately turned around. Already working on her shirt, I followed suit. We were halfway done when the curtains were drawn open.

   I screamed loudly—im ashamed to say it was as high as it was loud—as Haruhi spoke up, she immediately stepped in front of me. "Excuse me, you need to lea—"

    The guy rushed at us. He puts his hand over Haruhi's mouth before she can say anything else. Clutching her arm, I attempted to free my sister from behind her. 

  "N-No! Calm down! Please don't yell!"

  "Tama-chan kick!!"

  We turn our heads to find Tamaki flying through the curtain with a kick. He knocks the guy back into the wall.

   The twins followed after him, dropping their coats onto our heads. "One, the beautiful looks that attract attention..."

   "Two, the fearless rich men." Kyouya followed.

   "Three, the gentlemanship that..." Moris voice sent a shiver down my spine.

   "...cannot overlook the evil in this world."

   Tamaki continued after Honey, "We, the Ouran Host Club... Host Club...have now come forth!"

    "Eek! Please spare my life!" The man screamed, I put on the blazer from Hikaru. It smelled nice. "I run a small clinic in the neighboring town. My name is Yabu. I really just wanted to see my daughter who left the house with my wife last month, so I came all the way to school."

    My sister being the nosey bitch she is, asked "Why did your wife and daughter leave you?"

    The man explained how he was broke and got the family into serious financial debt beyond recovery. I felt for him...I've been in that situation before too....

    Have I?

   I barely remember anything about my pass life here—

     "—And basically like that... I am really bad at managing my clinic, and I can't say no to other people. So they got tired of a life filled with debt..." The man spoke. "I just... want to see my daughter once more... and so getting hit by rain, and getting lost, and finally reaching this school... But for some reason, they've mistaken me for a physical examination doctor."

   "Well no shit, you're wearing a white coat. Anyone would take you for a doctor." I rolled my eyes and hissed as Haruhi pinched my shoulder.

     "And in the end... I got lost... When I asked for my daughter, she screamed and I ended up being a fugitive!"

    Tamaki had tears in his eyes. "Oh, how unfortunate!"

    "Could it be... that the school you're looking for is the public school, Ourin High School?" Kyouya asked. And when the man confirmed he sighed, "Then you've got the wrong school. This is Ouran Academy. This is not your daughter's school."

    "Wha..."

    Hikaru scowled. "You didn't even know what school your daughter goes to?"

   "Maybe they got tired of that aspect of you instead of the debts."

   Honey spoke after Kaoru, "Kyou-chan, you actually figured out he was looking in the wrong school!"

     "There's no way a daughter from such a small clinic could attend this school, right?"

     "Kyouya, prepare a map with directions to the public high school in the neighboring town for this person." Tamaki instructed.

     "Very well."

    Some time later, Yabu leaves the school with the map prepared for him. He thanks the Host Club members, who are still in the special nurse's office.

    It's kinda awkward because yk...Haruhi and I don't have our shirts on. We watch the lonely doctor leave the school from the top window. We wished him luck with finding his daughter....it was peaceful. Peaceful until Haruhi kicked the host club out of the room.

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