I. ONE

"A person can change, at the moment when the person wishes to change."-Haruhi Fujioka
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"Y/N? Are you coming?" My whole body shook as I leaned onto the...pink walls? That's the first time in my life I've seen walls that are pink and bright. The floor was so cold, who's blasting the AC at high? My vision was blurred and my ears couldnt stop fucking ringing. I hate this feeling. I felt like I was going to faint--did I already faint..? "Y/N! Y/N are you okay?"
My vision cleared up and I was face to face with a short hair brunette. Her eyes scanned my face and all I could do was look up at her. She continuously shouted at me, others in the hallway started to look at us.
They were wearing...really puffy yellow dresses? They were really cute but--wait. Yellow dresses? Pink walls? A girl with short hair AND GLASSES? I decided to test out my suspicions, "H-Haruhi...?"
"Are you okay, N/N? Are you sick? Do you want me to call dad to pick us up? I told him that you should've stayed home, you're still very sick.." She caressed my head, checking for a fever. Her rambling on gave me more of a headache..
'What the actual fuck is going on.'
"N-No, im okay...It must've been a really loud library? Yeah."
She stared me down for a while before sighing, she helped me up onto my feet. "You have to be careful, N/N. I'll believe you for now. Let's find an area for you to rest..."
We shuffled down the hallway slowly. I felt my once long hair now chopped up to above my shoulders. It was pulled back into a half up and half down ponytail. Wild strands flew out...it was an interesting look? I was dressed the same as haruhi, except I had a vest instead of a hoodie.
I tried wrapping my head around this mess as Haruhi rambled on and on about...our mother? Are we siblings? No, twins? Fraternal twins? We looked similar, my hair had changed from its natural look to a very very light brown. I still kept the same hair texture--we must be fraternal twins if my appearance was slightly altered.
"N/N? Did you hear me? Im really worried, im taking you to the doctor--" The, i'm assuming elder twin, tried to turn me away from the door.
"Shit! My bad, I'm fine! I'm just spacing out, what did you say before?" I calmed her down.
"I was saying we should go into this music room, it looks abandoned enough?" She was already knocking on the door. I would rather have gone to the doctor's office than gone into this room. The door opened and we shielded our eyes from the bright light. I inhaled a petal and almost died for the second time today...
"Welcome!" They chanted together. My palms were getting sweaty..
"Only those with excellent social standing and those from filthy rich families are lucky enough to spend their time here at the elite private school, Ouran Academy." Tamaki spun around to give us an in debt introduction to the Club. Oh my, how did they know we were not from here? "The Ouran Host Club is where the school's handsomest boys, with too much time on their hands, entertain young ladies who also have way too much time on their hands. Just think of it as Ouran Academy's elegant playground for the super-rich and beautiful."
We really are in ouran. I've watched this show like once when I was a child and occasionally come back to it every so often... But, why am I here now? What did I do in order to get sent here of all places?
"This is a host club?" Haruhi asked.
"Oh wow, it's two dudes?" The twins asked, like they've never seen guys other than themselves stand in this room.
"Hikaru, Kaoru, I believe this young man is in the same class as you, isn't he?"
The other pair of twins answered his question, "Yeah, but they're shy. One doesn't act very sociably, so we don't know much about him--and the other one is sick so often that they're in and out of the nurses office i don't even know how they have a scholarship here."
'Im...sick?'
"Hm. Well, that wasn't very polite. Welcome to the Ouran Host Club, Mr. Honor Students. I do hope that you two are feeling better."
"Y-Yeah... we came in here because Y/N almost fainted in the hallway. Is it okay if they sit down?" BITCH?! Im fine--
"Of course--"
Tamaki cut off Kyoya, he pushed past him with so much force it almost knocked him off his feet. Kyoya gave him a glare, but the blonde was too focused on us. "What? You must be Haruhi Fujioka! You're the exceptional honor student we've heard about."
"H-How did you know my name?" She looked at me and back at the door, "On second thought, I think we might just leave. That's okay with you right, Y/N."
"Get me the hell out of here--"
"Don't be like that you two. Why, you're infamous. It's not every day that some commoners gain entrance into our academy. You must have an audacious nerve to work hard enough to fight your way into this school as honor students."
"Well uh, thank you I guess" Haruhi jingled with the doors--don't tell me that they're locked.
Tamaki flung his hands up. "You're welcome. You're a hero to other poor people, Fujioka. You've shown the world that even a poor person can excel at an elite private academy. It must be hard for you to constantly be looked down upon by others."
""I think you're taking this 'poor' thing too far."
"We're poor, not that poor dude." I agreed with my sister.
"Spurned. Neglected. But that doesn't matter now. Long live the poor! We welcome you, poor men, to our world of beauty."
"Im going to kill myself--"
"Ditto--" Haruhi followed my attempt of walking out before we felt a small hand on ours.
"Hey! Come back here Haru and N/N-chan! You must be like a superhero or something. That's so cool!" Honey glisended in our presents. The smaller boy tried to drag us closer to the center of the room, more to where the vase was... they should really move it.
Haruhi ripped away our hands and shouted, "First of all, I'm the only one who can call Y/N, N/N! Two, I'm not a hero. I'm an honor student. AND THREE WHO ARE YOU CALLING HARU-CHAN?!"
He shouted before running back to Mori, "Haru.. be a little nicer to him..."
I've always had a soft spot for Honey senpai, I can't help it! He's too cute.
"I never would've imagined the famous scholars would be so openly...gay." Tamaki looked at us so confused. Why does he make it sound so bad--i forgot we're back in the 2000's...
"Openly what?" She stopped dead in her tracks and looked at the blonde. 'Well, he might be right about one of us--'
"So tell me what kind of guys you're into. Do you like the strong, silent type? The boy Lolita? How about the mischievous type, or the cool type?"
"Uh... I, uh... It's not like that. I was just looking for a quiet place to study."
Tamaki got the great idea to come closer to Haruhi and put a hand under her chin. "Or maybe... You're into a guy like me. What do you say?"
She shrieked as she pushed everyone back. Including me, we flew in different directions. Tamaki who was stronger than i, caught his balance quickly. I on the other hand, assuming it was the weak body im in, i crashed into the vase.
The room went silent as I fell under the shards. Haruhi screeched and rushed to my side, she quickly checked me for any injuries. Why was I so sick?
"Aww. We were going to feature that Renaissance vase in an upcoming school auction." Kaoru picked a shard off of my head, he softly reached out a hand for me to take.
Hikaru helped me up as well, "Oh, now you've done it, commoner. The bidding on that vase was supposed to start at ¥8,000,000!"
"What? ¥8,000,000!? How many thousand yen is that? How many thousands are in a million? Uh, I'm gonna have to pay you back." She sighed looking at me. "With the doctors and now this, I'll figure out a way."
"I can go without medicine for a while--"
"You really can't, you forget to take it already and that's why you faint everywhere."
"Besides your family issues, You can't even afford a school uniform." Kaoru huffed. "What's with that grubby outfit you've got on anyway?"
Kyoya hit both of them on the back of the head with his notebook. "Let's tone it down on their private issues, okay? What do you think we should do with Tamaki?"
The blonde put a hand under his chin and thought for a moment, before striking gold. "There's a famous saying you may have heard in Fujioka, 'When in Rome, you should do as the Romans do.' Since you have no money, you can pay with your body." Our minds immediately ran into the gutter--even if i've seen this show before i can't help but think that. "That means starting today, you're the Host Club's dog."
In the queue, barking was heard in the background.
"...did anyone else hear a dog?" I asked.
The boys huddled around Haruhi and I as she started being a mumbling mess again. "I don't know if I can handle this Mom. I've been captured by a bunch of boys that are calling themselves a host club"
"So nobody hears the dogs?"
Honey leaned close to my sister, "Poke, poke?"
Oh boy, this is going to be interesting....
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