Ever since Jack's death I've been serving one person after the other.

Henderson lasted a surprising amount of time, but we all know how that song and dance goes. Some one else thinks they're going to be the new Handsome Jack, kills a superior, and then they think they're the king of this place.

They don't even send me on missions anymore, I'm just a guard dog to them and my whole purpose to them is to look scary.

This time around, it's now Hugo Vasquez. Something about him seemed a little familiar, but I don't care enough to question it. Just like the ones before him, he treated me like a dog, something to be ordered around like nothing. So when he says to "Look scary by the desk or something" that's exactly what I do.

I stand completely still with my hands clasped behind my back in a military fashion.

For a while that's it. I stand by while Vasquez calls people.

That is until an unfamiliar face walks in.

His face dons a look that I've seen on many before.
Surprise, I think, is what they call it.

He looks to me then to Vasquez who is facing away and talking with someone about a car.

I don't pay attention to what is said and continue to "look scary."

Only once the new person shows anger do I pay attention.

In short he says "you're going to pay for this" but it takes him a very long time to get it out.

"I would advise against threats or else I will have to take action."

The man looks to me, still angered.

"Shouldn't you be attacking him? He was the one who killed Henderson!"

I stay quiet as Vasquez punches the man. And threatens him back.

Well, he does have a point.

"Don't make me shit on the floor and make you clean it up!" Vasquez yells and snaps me out of my thoughts.

As the man walks away I turn to Vasquez.

"You should keep your threats less based on excrement, sir. People may respect you more."
He spares me a glare.

"You're here to protect me, not sass me. Keep that mouth of yours shut unless it's actually helpful."

"Yes sir."

Within a day everyone was stressed. It turns out the man who threatened Vasquez was actually a threat.

Now I have to deal with an angry Vasquez.

He was pacing back and forth in his office.

"Do you need me to take them out?" I decide to get right to the point.

"Well here's the thing, I would love to send my dog to Pandora and have it kill those two assholes, but we don't exactly know where they even are!" He shouts sarcastically at me.

"... I do not have canine DNA, Sir."

"It's called a nickname, Mutt." I decide not to respond.

Time passes and there still hasn't been much progress.

That is until Vasquez calls me to his office.

"You're coming with me, Mutt. We finally got a location on these dicks and I need you there to help me take care of them." He states while doing something on his computer.

"Yes, sir."

Back to Pandora huh?

A part of me feels warm at the thought of going back to Pandora.

Sunny: POV you're me realizing that I'll have to write Zer0's haiku speech soon

PS
Sorry for the short chapters lately, but these are just transitional into the main plot tbh so I'm just trying to get them out of the way. Then we're going to get back to the gay